20 Years of Virii 472
DenOfEarth writes "News.com has an article outlining that it was around twenty years ago that a computer security reasearcher coined the term 'virus', and how the things have been running amok. Interestingly enough, when said researcher applyed for research funding to look into a blanket solution to this possible 'virus' problem, he was turned down."
Lets get this out of the way (Score:4, Insightful)
Drive safely.
Re:Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Insightful)
"Viri" is used by people trying to sound clever (i.e. being pretentious) but are really ignorant.
"Virii" - well, what can I say? I hope that's just hope it was sticky keys and the author being too lazy to proof read.
Re:Lets get this out of the way (Score:2)
Talking of being too lazy to proof read...
Perhaps I meant: "I hope it was just sticky keys"
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Re: Lets get this out of the way (Score:4, Informative)
> Actually, no, viri is an acceptable plural of virus. The word virus is used in Vergil's Georgics; if you look it up in Lewis and Short (and I assume in the Oxford Latin Dictionary, which I don't have immediate access to), the plural in Latin is indeed viri.
The Oxford Latin Dictionary says that it always appears in the nom. sing. or acc. sing., with only two exceptions: once in the gen. sing. and once in the abl. sing., both in Lucretius. It also cites the use in Vergil's "Georgics" as malum ~us, "bad poison", i.e. not a plural. The Oxford Classical Text of the "Georgics" also shows malum uirus (line I.129).
Possibly L&S were right and the OLD & OCT are wrong, but I doubt it.
English: a beautifully flexible language. (Score:3, Interesting)
we verb anything;
we create words like "tintinabulation" just because of how they sound, or add words just to have another one that means the same thing;
we create euphemisms for euphemisms;
there is even a word or two with roots that come from two different languages;
we have only a few words to describe the qualities of sounds (mostly only distinguishing good sounds from bad ones), and between the qualities of smells (mostly only distinguishing good smells from b
Re:Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Funny)
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A summary of the comments (Score:5, Funny)
* 39 people reminding you that viruses is the corrent plural, not virii (of which 9 point to dictionary.com)
* 13 people stating that no, virii is correct
* 9 people questioning the manhood, charachter and evolutionary level of the people who defened virii.
* 14 posts about the "good old days"
* 6 comments on how someone should have patented viruses
* 14 informational posts so far
* and only one good joke (hint, you're reading it
(BTW: I'm too lazy to actaully count posts, all of the above numbers are 100% statistical, that is to say, 100% fiction.)
Re:A summary of the comments (Score:3, Funny)
* 3 posts that list off all the ubiquitous predicable posts which are sure to follow.
Sorry to burst your bubble (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Lets get this out of the way (Score:4, Interesting)
Re: Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Insightful)
> English isn't Latin
And English is full of "wrong" Latin usages. People get pedantic insisting that 'data' be used as a plural in English, but the same people never use 'agenda' as a plural.
It's all arbitrary, use WTF you want. The only costs are the risk of being misunderstood and the risk of having supercilious types raise their eyebrows.
Re: Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Informative)
"Agenda", on the hand, is singular. "Agendae" is the plural. (1st declension feminine)
And people say Latin is useless...
Re: Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Informative)
> "Agenda", on the hand, is singular. "Agendae" is the plural. (1st declension feminine)
What you say is true of 'propaganda' [adopted from "faith (fem. sing.) to-be-propagated"], but not, according to my dictionary, for 'agenda' [adopted from "things (neut.pl.) to-be-done"].
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Re: Lets get this out of the way (Score:3, Insightful)
This word is supposed to mean "not figuratively". Then people started realizing they could use it to make their figurative speech sound even more dramatic, and so you hear things like "my head literally exploded when I heard that". Which is the exact opposite of what it's supposed to mean. What am we going to do when someone's head really does explode some day? The word has literally lost its meaning, and there is no convenient replacement for it.
Re:Lets get this out of the way (Score:2, Informative)
The Oxford English Dictionary says it's viruses.
"Virii" is a term used neither in biology nor computer science, unless you include adolescents who submit articles to 2600.
Re:The english language is not static (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The english language is not static (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:The english language is not static (Score:3, Funny)
not to nitpick (Score:5, Informative)
Q. What is the plural of virus?
A. Viruses.
It is not viri, or (which is worse) virii. True, the word comes directly from Latin, but not all Latin words ending in -us have -i as their plural. Besides, viri is the Latin word for 'men' (plural of vir, man, the root the English virile). There is in fact no written attestation of a Latin plural of virus.
If you would like to pursue the subject further, see the excellent article What's the Plural of `Virus'? [perl.com] at Perl.com. If you have some knowledge of linguistics and Latin, you might be interested in the morphological analysis of the word from the Perseus Project.
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Re:not to nitpick (Score:2, Funny)
Why stop there? At least be consistent.
Penis --> Penii
Iris ---> Irii
Hepatitis --> Hepatitii
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Re: not to nitpick (Score:2, Funny)
> radii -> radius
> virii -> virius
> See? Works perfectly!
I -> us
Oops, it's backwards!
Re:not to nitpick (Score:2)
As the submitter of the story, I feel the same way, although I do get annoyed when a certain friend of mine uses the word 'irregardless'. I would be willing to bet that most people that read the subject line of the story will understand exactly what it means...and someday, when they put 'virii' in a dictionary somewhere, I hope they'll put my name beside it...yeh!!!
Re: not to nitpick (Score:2, Insightful)
> As the submitter of the story, I feel the same way, although I do get annoyed when a certain friend of mine uses the word 'irregardless'.
Just be glad he doesn't use 'disregardless'.
> I would be willing to bet that most people that read the subject line of the story will understand exactly what it means...and someday, when they put 'virii' in a dictionary somewhere, I hope they'll put my name beside it...yeh!!!
Supposedly the reason the American Heritage dictionary was created was that certain p
Re:not to nitpick (Score:2)
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Man I didn't even know what the official plural was. Hopefully there are more comments about the article than my choice of spelling, but I guess people will comment on whatever they wish.
Just as a quick note, I would be willing to bet that a majority of people would read the subject of my story, and still assume that 'virii' means 'more than one virus'. Thanks for the link anyways.
Re:not to nitpick (Score:5, Funny)
Just checked it with MS Word spellchecker, virii gives me a squigly red underline, but viruses doesnt.
and lets face it, if anyone should know...
Re:not to nitpick (Score:5, Funny)
SINGLE PLURAL
bonus bonii
bus bii
campus campii
chorus chorii
genius geniii
plus plii
virus virii
walrus walrii
This comment made of 100% recycled material.
Re:not to nitpick (Score:4, Funny)
Elvis Elvii
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Teacher: Have you finished the experiments with the pendula?
Student: Yes, and now we are sitting on our ba doing our sa.
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Re:not to nitpick (Score:2, Informative)
Or as they say at What's the Plural of `Virus'? [perl.com]
Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.
Viva la prescience.
The article celebrates 20 years of misspelling. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:not to nitpick (Score:5, Informative)
According to Dictionary.com [reference.com]:
[Latin v*rus, poison.]
There's a character in place of the '*' that I can't seem to duplicate in the text entry field.
20 years and a little analogy to biology (Score:5, Insightful)
Viruses, worms, trojans are way past the point of being expressions of individualistic derangement.
They represent the nasty side of the biology of the Net: the fact that any simulated or real ecosystem produces more parasites than non-parasites, and that non-parasites have to spend a significant amount of energy fighting off the bugs.
Two decades is not significant in itself, but it should be a stark warning that viruses are not going to go away, that the Net is turning "wild", and that we need something other than daily antivirus updates to keep our systems safe.
Re:20 years and a little analogy to biology (Score:3, Interesting)
Greater security in the operating system will help, but there will always be people who are willing to find ways to break the system, some maliciously, others not so much. There is no perfect solution.
Re:20 years and a little analogy to biology (Score:5, Insightful)
Two decades is not significant in itself, but it should be a stark warning that viruses are not going to go away, that the Net is turning "wild", and that we need something other than daily antivirus updates to keep our systems safe.
I agree completely. And I think this "something" fits into your analogy of the net being like an organic system. If you have any realistic expectation of staying alive and healthy, chances are you do not go around licking stairway railings or sticking your finger into electrical sockets. Knowing that these are not things one wants to do if one wants to stay alive, the average person consciously avoids doing such stupid things.
And so it will need to be in the online world as well. If you have any reasonable expectation of keeping your computer running well (and keeping your data/privacy under your control), you cannot just go around running random programs with purple cartoon apes as mascots, and you cannot just go around opening every e-mail you receive. People will need to learn such things, just as we have learned what things are conducive to staying alive. Granted, many of the problems we experience today are the result of technology failing to protect people and their computers (automatically executing attachments, anyone?)... But a significant part of it is also a lack of education (or responsibility) when it comes to being a safe citizen on the net.
Re:20 years and a little analogy to biology (Score:3, Insightful)
Yeah maybe, but as in the real world where we're mostly healthy, we still can use our computers productively most of the time. Granted, I run OS X, but even when I'm on a Windows box I still fight the system more than the viruses. The energy I spend cursing MS products i
Lame viruses nowadays (Score:5, Interesting)
Viruses were much cooler in the early nineties. They didn't spread as wildfire on the internet, but at least they did cool thing as code morphing to foil antivirus programs.
And why is this guy surprised that he doesn't get a grant for a "blanket solution" for viruses? I've got a blanket solution for world hunger and cancer, but I'm not getting any reasearch funding either.
Re:Lame viruses nowadays (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lame viruses nowadays (Score:2)
Idiots... (Score:2)
While I really doubt that this researcher would have been able to find a blanket solution, perhaps he would have been able to at least create awareness about virii/security problems, and maybe we wouldn't have these holes in SMTP and everything...
Pity ... (Score:2)
Virus methods (Score:2)
It seems that many of the early viruses were trojans, hiding in other software or with games. A few were hunter-seeker variants, looking for new places to infect but generally relying on either a weak user to infect to "climb the ladder" or a trojaned machine.
Today, virii can get an unpatched machine from halfway across the world without requiring anything more than it be on wit
Re:Virus methods (Score:3, Insightful)
As long as there are security holes in programs that interface with the network (such as sendmail), people will try to use them for malicious (or at least non-beneficial) purposes.
The non-word 'virii' (Score:3, Funny)
Users = viruses (Score:3, Funny)
Ah memories (Score:4, Interesting)
While reading the live memory, I found a message stating "Tequilla and Beer forever" along with an address in Switserland if I recall correctly. Ah, those where the days.... Where viruses were no lame email worms but appended themselves to executables.
Ignored by the NSF? (Score:3, Interesting)
When he asked for funding from the National Science Foundation three years later to further explore countermeasures, the agency rebuffed him.
A typical problem with getting research funded (or published) is that the gatekeepers, the people who decide what gets funded/published, often choose what is worthy based on their own research interests. One generally has to have established a track record to become a gatekeeper, which means that new ideas are often shut out, while researchers pursue what they think are the current "fashions."
James Gleick (author of Chaos) tells how he was warned by professors that he'd ruin his career wasting his time with this "chaos" nonsense. (Fortunately, he ignored them.)
Re:Ignored by the NSF? (Score:2)
heck, most of nowadays viruses spread because of programming errors(security holes, or just bad by design flaws) or because of human ignorance anyways(some consider chain letters as viruses& so on).
so it might have been because the gatekeeper didn't want to waste money on just virus awareness pr(which his research might have helped with though).
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Thanks, Slashdot! (Score:2)
First PC computer virus (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:First PC computer virus (Score:2)
another humble correction (Score:2)
20 years? (Score:5, Interesting)
"Do you remember the VIRUS program?" ....etc. etc.
"Vaguely. Wasn't it some kind of computer disease or malfunction?"
"Disease is closer. There was a science-fiction writer once who wrote a story about it--but the thing had been around a long time before that.
(p. 175, in the 1975 Ballantine paperback reprint: I think I have the 1972 serialization in Galaxy somewhere in a box upstairs, but I can't be arsed to dig it out)
Actually, as described in the succeeding pages, VIRUS was more of a worm (a term coined by John Brunner in "The Shockwave Rider", but you knew that already); but the idea of malware called a virus was around in the early 70s at least.
Fred Cohen - BAH! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Fred Cohen - BAH! (Score:2)
Re:Fred Cohen - BAH! (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm calling you on this one. I've been reading quite a few books on viruses, and I've read Cohen's paper from 1984 on viruses, and his A Short Course on Computer Viruses. Both are _very_ informative. The paper from 1984 described experiments back in the day when people would say that there system is absolutely secure, no way to doo anything to it, period (people still say it, but back then, others believed them.) His Course on Viruses is also excellent - it has a very concise set-theoretic basis for viruses. He may very well be whoring for his security company (I wouldn't know), but don't doubt this man's ability to write concise, accurate, funny texts on the subject.
Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:4, Funny)
Alright, alright...enough people have commented on my misspelling of the plural form of virus, rightly so, as their dictionaries tell them 'virii' is not a word. Also, I did misspell the word 'applied' as 'applyed'. I used to get A's in spelling when I was younger, but maybe I'm getting rusty, sorry for that. Maybe I shouldn't smoke dope before posting stories...
My question is whether it really matters or not. I don't think the blurb of text is incomprehensible, and since it's not a legal brief or anything like that, there is no binding meaning to the words. I've looked at the comments, and some people have also used the word 'virii', probably without thinking it was wrong. Is there anybody out there who read '20 years of virii' and didn't know what that meant? I'm really interested, as I would be willing to bet that most people who read that statement would be thinking within seconds that the story concerned a plural form of the virus being around for 20 years, or something very similar (unless they were a native latin speaker, in which case they might have been a bit fucked up).
I'm not trying to slam on the nitpickers or anything, but really, what is communication? Is it being able to form coherent thoughts in another human being's brain, or is it following a bunch of rules that need to be updated every once in a while to keep up with our own language mutation that takes place daily?
hehe...I've never been put on a soapbox before because I made spelling mistakes, so to those who really take offense to my spelling, I'm sorry that you weren't able to understand the words I wrote, and to those that 'got it', I hope you thought the story was interesting.
I sumbit (Score:2)
Re:Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:2, Insightful)
It may be true that the lead articles in /. should be held to a higher standard than replies, but that's no excuse to bury useful discussion in a flood of pedantry.
Whatever happened to the playfulness with words that is supposed to be one of the earmarks of the hacker culture?
Re:Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:3, Insightful)
Whatever happened to the playfulness with words that is supposed to be one of the earmarks of the hacker culture?
I dunno, it beats me. I usually like making up words that suit my fancy or that sound 'right', and if done properly, intelligent people will respond favourably to that, even if the word isn't in the dictionary. As for the nitpickers though, I guess I just get kind of bugged when someone points out that 'virii' is wrong in english because of some latin stuff. Cripes, I don't know any latin,
Re:Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:2)
*removing tongue from cheek*
Re:Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:2)
hehe...cool. I was thinking the exact same thing, because if I didn't make that spelling mistake I wouldn't have gone to the perl.com page to learn the common fallacy. I agree with your sentiments that sometimes you have to tell people the hard shit, and most of the time I have no time doing it, but I just question the degree to which we need to be learned in things...ah well...In any case I'm going to stop commenting on this fecking story...it's a stupid distraction.
best of luck to you
Try this (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Address to spelling mistakes... (Score:4, Interesting)
Then you have those who are seeing a common mistake and pointing it out, either through their own superiority or in an attempt to help others mend their ways.
And there are others who find that basic mistakes diminish the credibility of the text. If the author can't even get the obvious things right, how much of the rest is correct?
I personally get annoyed with people who make common mistakes like using they're, there and their interchangably. Why? It slows my reading down as I pause and translate. Too many mistakes and I just move on... that person's voice unheard by me. Sure, I can understand it if I read it for long enough, but why should I make the effort when the author could've tried a bit harder. Oh, and at the risk of sounding hypocritical, I can't abide laziness either.
Silly Cohen (Score:2, Funny)
Are capability systems a blanket solution? (Score:2)
I think a capability system (ex. EROS [eros-os.org]) is theoretically invulnerable because a virus would never have the rights it needs to infect. I barely understand how a capability system works, but I think it goes like this:
Your e-mail client (for example) can't see anything but itself and e-mail (not even the file system), and it doesn't have authority to write onto itself.
This is possible because every process or program has it's own set of "keys" that grant it rights to see/read/write
Re:Are capability systems a blanket solution? (Score:2)
Such a system would present greater hurdles, sure. But if the system allows one program to create data and another to execute it, ever, then there is a way to write a virus. It may not be easy, but there will
Re:Are capability systems a blanket solution? (Score:2, Interesting)
First, if a program is capable of causing damage with rights it legitimately possesses, the capability system will be unable to prevent it from doing whatever it chooses. This would typically require some sort of manual intervention (exploiting a backdoor, rooting the system, spoofing a distribution site) to compromise a trusted component, but there are many prog
Sentient Viruses (Score:3, Interesting)
The most interesting point raised was when (if?) we reach the point where viruses are classifiable as sentient beings. Do we then have the right to arbitrarily exterminate them? I could in my stupidest dreams foresee a court case where the latest Internet Explorer 99 bug is arguing for it's continued existence, social welfare and the right to bear children.
Goddamn, this is ALWAYS the same BS about the word (Score:2, Insightful)
It doesn't matter if it's latin. It doesn't matter if it's correct latin. It doesn't matter that the plural is viruses in english or not.
When are you guys going to realise that english (and any other language) is stuffed with words from other languages, wrongly used words, words that never existed, words that were wrong at the time but became commonplace, words that are currently written the way they are because they used to be too lazy to write them properly, etc.
A lot
Computer viruses are two-stage viruses (Score:2)
The solution (Score:5, Insightful)
There is one solution to the 'virus' problem that everyone in the networking and security field knows about, but which few professionals endorse due to conflicts with business and commerce.
The solution to 'viruses' is diversity in systems. This stems from the biological viewpoint which makes us realize that while one type of system may be vulnerable to a specific flaw, a mix of different systems (each with their own properties) will offer greater resilience.
Think of the Internet, and how much trouble has been caused by Microsoft Windows viruses. Because of the Microsoft monoculture, the Internet has come to the brink of disaster several times (worm outbreaks; flooding of DNS root servers; and most notably, spam and increasingly fragmented global communications as a result).
Re:The solution (Score:4, Insightful)
But honestly, this idea seems to be overlooked, when in actuallity, it is worth using... It would have saved Valve's ass if their code wasn't on a conmputer that was connected to the internet. If it was on only the LAN, and inaccessible to the internet, then their code wouldn't have been able to be leeked.
A Brief Introduction to UNIX SHELL Virus (Score:3, Interesting)
This program is of little practical significance, but it is helpful to visually understand the virus spread mechanism. Therefore, its instructive significance is more important than the practical one.
Read the rest here [xfocus.org].
First use. . .not! (Score:4, Informative)
Missed the morris worm? (Score:3, Interesting)
For many people in the UNIX community, the Morris worm was the great wakeup call that the 'net was no longer a safe space where you could trust all the other sysadmins (( as was especially the case when your 'net was really only a LAN )).
As a result of the Morris worm, people started to lock down their systems and software, including simple things like using fgets(3) instead of gets(3).
(This lesson was also available to Microsoft, but they chose to ignore it until very recently.)
Re:I know what you're thinking... (Score:2)
though, what do i know since i live in a non english speaking country and the same word is used for biological and computer viruses anyways..
but iirc the first places i started seeing virii were webpage collections of said stuff with other leet words generally thrown in. and computer viruses sure have existed long before 1996(20 years of vir*). it's not right and if you don't bitch about it people will start taking it as granted and the next you know virii is the 'proper' plural for b
Re:I know what you're thinking... (Score:2)
First account of the 'word' Virri on dejanews that I could find was this one:
Roy M. Turner (royt@gitpyr.UUCP) 1985-06-28 07:28:35 PST
Yeah. Viruses (virii?? (-: ). Also Plasmodium spp., ie., Malaria, does
something similar, I believe. Long time for me, too!
Roy.
In two years we can celebrate the 10 year anniversary groups.google.com [google.com]
Re:Strange (Score:5, Informative)
Perhaps the reason it has not happened yet is that those with the necessary skill and knowledge would rather spend the effort on something more fulfilling and/or profitable instead of annoying others while risking legal consequences.
Re:Strange (Score:3, Interesting)
Sadly, as spammers become interested in exploited open relays for their "business", writing viruses is slowly but surely becoming lucrative. And we're not talking about some random 13 year olds with a 1997 OE exploit, here, either. While most professionals would never write a virus for fun, money is always a very good, very valid and very strong argument.
Such is life. Get Grisoft AVG [grisoft.com] while you can, free and good virus scanner. Norton sans bloat and anual subscriptions.
Re:English lessons. (Score:2)
Re: English lessons. (Score:3, Informative)
> So, what is the nominative plural of virus? I agree it's not virii, but we do need and answer so that the editors and others know what to do. I believe 'viruses' is OK in English, but what is the Latin plural?
There isn't any recorded Latin plural for it. It is thought to be a non-count noun like "furniture". (FWIW, we also only have a couple of recorded uses other than in the nom. or acc.)
It can be translated as "pestilence", which usually isn't pluralized in English either (though you can set up
Re:English lessons. (Score:4, Insightful)
In English, AFAIK, the plural of a word ending with 's' is 'ses'. Hence virus -> viruses.
'virii' does bear some resemblance to _Latin_ plurals. For example, the plural of 'radius' is 'radii' which is a Latin plural, but used in English as well. Note that here 'us' changes into 'i', which is why you might argue that virus -> viri (single 'i' at the end).
Re:English lessons. (Score:2)
There's no doubt about the fact that you are an ignorant, opinionated fool prone to shooting his mouth off without prior consideration.
Let me spell it out for you since you are clearly incapable of spelling for yourself. Leaving aside entirely the question of correctness in Latin, and concentrating on modern English usage: IF AND ONLY IF all words ending in -us are to gain an ending of -i in the plural, THEN "virus" would pluralize as "viri". But "virii" would have to come from "virius"
Re:Is there as secret to getting stuff submitted? (Score:2)
hehe...I submitted the story, I'll let you in on the trick...you have to misspell a critical word in the subject line of your story, and then slashdot will publish it straight-away. That way, readers with such diverse backgrounds as linguistics, english, and philosophy can get in on the comment action, and the geeks aren't the only ones with something to say. Linguistics nerds are nerds too, as they say.
Re:So this explains... (Score:2)
MOD PARENT DOWN! (Score:2)
Yes, I know it's stupid to fight in a trollwar with a non-troll account (my only account, too) with Excellent karma (~48), but I have to do it.
Moderators, don't mod me down or funny, but I won't be pissed - I know what I'm getting into here.
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)
Opera is the best browser for my needs. Why should I run Moz just because someone's doing pagewidening? BTW, I said emulating Lynx made the page wideners not work.
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)