Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? 189
simetra writes "Here's a shocker... This story on Yahoo! is pointing out the obvious. How many of these until the suits start believing us?" Maybe the article is just trying to stir up trouble, though: ladislavb points out that Windows XP is an Operating System you can trust. (The review is also available on mirror1, mirror2, mirror3, mirror4.)
Apr, 1st (Score:5, Funny)
my joke is funnier (Score:2)
Re:my joke is funnier (Score:1)
Try this one as well [slashdot.org] cute.
Umm... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, april fools or not, trusting Microsoft with your security IS A JOKE
(and no, for once, I didn't bother reading the article. whats the use of having excellent Karma if you can't burn some every now and then?)
No worries. The next upgrade will fix it. (Score:5, Funny)
Microsoft Corp. has announced that later this month Bill Gates will give a world-wide video conference to finally explain dot-Net. "It's time to ascend to the next level", Gates said, "we've cut elsewhere drastically in order to augment our sales staff in time for the event". Business leaders should expect calls, visits, and treats during the next month from Microsoft sales staff to ensure that all end users have installed the license for the current Windows Media Player and the licenses for the latest service packs. Calls will be followed by onsite visits. Microsoft sales staff, all licensed notary publics, and Business Software Alliance inspection teams to ensure that each and every the click-through agreement is followed up with a notarized contract.
As part of the treat, each site will receive packets of flavored drink mix for a special toast at the end of the teleconference. MSCEs will give instructions on the preparation of the mix and will assist the sales staff in dispensing to executive staff.
Re:No worries. The next upgrade will fix it. (Score:1, Funny)
Sadly, many will miss this Jonestown reference.
More sad is how accurate you are.
Re:No worries. The next upgrade will fix it. (Score:2)
More sad is how accurate you are.
Not that accurate really, I thought the kool-aid had been drunk long ago
Re:Umm... (Score:1)
How many generations is that in Net years? And what's "the way we envision"? It sounds like they're working toward the day when they'll have the power to compel people to "tell everyone about your MS-patriotism or we'll send you to a reeducation camp." What's good for MS is good for North Kore^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H ... oh, to hell with it.
Re:Umm... (Score:2)
I mean I wrote the damn post, and I don't even think its that funny.
Ok, so mod the parent DOWN as overrated, and mod this one UP as "insightful"
Thank you for your cooperation.
ps: i actually like windows.
Re:Umm... (Score:2)
Quite hilarious, too...Particularly this screenshot [serve-you.net] of the Windows XP desktop.
Are we surprised? (Score:5, Insightful)
Take the two recent sendmail issues. Two big holes were found but fixes were available straight away. What about MS? Well I believe the record is 6 months after an exploit is in the public domain. Now thats why I have trouble trusting MS
Rus
6 months? (Score:3, Interesting)
There has to be an example more than 6 months!
There just has to be!
Proof that winshit isn't crap.
1. Take a pile of crap.
2. Put it on your desk.
3. See if it's exploited.
4. Realize that crap is the superior system.
Re:6 months? (Score:1)
Bayesian filtering for posts? (Score:2)
Bayesian filtering as an optional modifier might be a good idea, but certainly not default or toward karma.
A bayesian filter can't tell the difference between a lame-ass use of "31337 $p34k" and a parody that uses it for humor. Further more, it can't tell the difference between insulting Windows to fit in and insulting it because it's crap.
Re:Are we surprised? (Score:4, Interesting)
As MS are always saying - and the article admits it's true - they are actually pretty good at releasing patches for most (not all) vulnerabilities quickly.
The security problem is that admins don't apply these patches, because they too often break something that was working before. This is a result of either shoddy testing on MS's part, or unclear specifications and documentation encouraging third-party programmers to make use of facilities they're not supposed to know about.
Microsoft is suffering raging split personality. Part of it wants programmers to use every last nook and hook of the code to squeeze the best possible performance out of it; another part of it wants to control (limit) the features available to third-party programmers, so that it retains the freedom to change inner workings without breaking their code.
This is a major QA problem for MS, and I think - from the tone of their talk on "Trustworthy" computing - that at least some of them are aware of it.
Re:Are we surprised? (Score:4, Informative)
Slammer (Score:5, Insightful)
Even if the patches worked, and even if it had been an old-style, slow worm, you can't patch fast enough [gartner.com]. But it wasn't. Slammer reached saturation in 8.5 minutes [berkeley.edu]. Most likely this story was a tidbit to draw fire away from the quarterly financial statement or from the DRM/Palladium stealth payload in Windows Server 2003 + Office 2003.
Sure folks may wish to run Microsoft products for ideological reasons, but there aren't any technical ones and now the market is changing [zdnet.co.uk]. C*Os have figured out the OS X, RedHat, Mandrake, Debian, OpenBSD, etc. are much easier install and maintain than Windows Xp and far more flexible and secure -- both on the workstation and the server. Novell Netware should also be mentioned as excellent. C'mon when was the last time you heard of MS machine reaching an uptime of more than 200 days? That would be embarassingly short for QNX and Novell.
Microsoft has been to computing what Big Tobacco was to sports.
|Windows XP SP1 has big memory mgmnt problems. (Score:4, Informative)
Windows XP Service Pack 1 causes memory management problems that my experience shows are far, far worse than Microsoft says. The new 815411 patch [microsoft.com] seems to fix the problems on the one system on which I have tested it. The title is "Programs Run Slower After You Install Windows XP SP-1", but that doesn't make sense. Why do they run slower? Because the operating system is trying to recover from memory management errors?
To see the problem, start 20 instances of Mozilla, each with 10 tabs. As you are doing this, you will find that the responsiveness of the Windows XP system becomes much slower. Then, when the limit of installed memory is reached, and the system begins using virtual memory, all instances of Mozilla will crash. After the crashes, the Windows XP system remains unstable. The instability can only be fixed by re-booting.
See the Slashdot article: XP Service Pack Slows Programs [slashdot.org]
The Slashdot article referenced this article: Service Pack glitch causes system slowdowns [vnunet.com] (Notice the nonsense subtitle in this article: "Windows XP SP1 update flaw affects memory-allocating programs".)
Microsoft is apparently afraid that the patch causes more problems, so the patch has limited availability. Also, by making people who want the patch call Microsoft, the company may be collecting information about the problems people are having. It seems from the way the notice of the patch is worded that if you call Microsoft, you may have to pay.
I downloaded the patch from other sources, and found that they all were the same, so that relieved worries of a bad patch.
Sources:
Neowin [neowin.net]
Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe [ntlworld.com]
Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe [rene-hennig.de]
Q815411_WXP_SP2_x86_ENU.exe [t-online.de]
http://www.paricom.com/matt/xphotfix/ [paricom.com]
Still major problems (Score:2)
One system I patched still has major problems, but seems faster and more reliable. (Intel 815EEA2 motherboard, 866 MHz P3 processor, WinXP SP1, with Q815411 patch.)
I'm now running a test with a Gigabyte 81EXP motherboard, Intel chipset, 2.53 MHz P4 processor. No results yet.
Re:Slammer (Score:2)
Not to mention 3rd party apps that used MSDE that were not patched. That opened up a whole new can of worms.
Not to
Re:Are we surprised? (Score:2)
How can you raise the slammer worm and then say that Microsoft doesn't respond quickly? . . . People aren't applying the patches in spite of clear warnings.
Yeah, right. And the patches [computerworld.com] work so well, too.
Re:Are we surprised? (Score:2)
Exactly how are system administrators supposed to keep up with the rate at which MS patches come out? It can take 6 to 8 months for very large organizations to properly test patches to
Yeah , beacuse the patches are too complicated. (Score:2)
Trust... security?? (Score:4, Interesting)
Beware of the man behind the curtain
However, even the non paranoid don't trust Microsoft. The problem is evidently that the suits are going for Microsoft while the techies (the real ones, who didn't get the job by the list of MCSEs in their CVs) just get beaten into submission.
Re:Trust... security?? (Score:1, Funny)
Anti-trust!
Re:Trust... security?? (Score:1, Informative)
2. As a Developer who has programmed with MS Access since 1.0 and VB since 3, I disagree with your notion that Techies do not like Microsoft. You might want to check out sites like "AngryCoder" ( http://www.angrycoder.com [angrycoder.com]) run by people who are definitely pro-Microsoft, but also willing to criticize Microsoft where th
Security is multifaceted, don't just look at theSW (Score:3, Insightful)
Purchase your components based on need. (duh!) If you need to run a certain app, then you may be left with Windows. It is then up to you to secure it with your own effort.
All these articles about ho
Re:Trust... security?? (Score:2)
"Can You Trust Microsoft On Security?" (Score:1, Funny)
No, I'll never trust Slashdot on anything today.
I mean, NEVER
Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? (Score:2)
Re:Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can You Trust Microsoft On Security? (Score:2)
I think it might.... be? Ah crap...
BUZZ!!!
Use NSA Security Enhanced Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Use NSA Security Enhanced Linux (Score:2)
Conversely, too:
If you _can_ trust the NSA, who _can't_ you trust?
Again ? (Score:3, Insightful)
That's why I don't like 1st april : You can't really trust what you read on the news for a whole day. I mean you can trust the news even less than usual.
Re:Again ? (Score:1)
CNN: 'Allied' troops greeted with flowers.
Al Jazeera: Showing earlier pictures of soldiers handing flowers to civilians.
Bush: On to the next lot!
Pentagon: April fools!
New feature! (Score:5, Funny)
Yay! Slashdot is finally going to mirror content!
Oh wait, what day is it?
Re:New feature! (Score:2)
Don't get so excited. It's April Fools Day, remember?
To answer the question: (Score:1)
Argumentation: WinNuke, the exploits in WinXX discovered on monthly basis, Microsoft's soddy handling of personal information, their suspected cooperation in handling email addresses to spammers, the suspicion of backdoors in Windows. etc.
Well slashdotters..... (Score:3, Funny)
It's time to turn off the computer for a day. Go outside. Walk around a little bit. Look up to the sky and feel the wind and sun against your face. Try to become friends with a girl.
Re:Well slashdotters..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well slashdotters..... (Score:1)
i cant go out there, theres never a plug when you want one......
Re:Well slashdotters..... (Score:3, Funny)
While that old line "and the skies are not cloudy all day" sounds nice in theory, it really doesn't work well in practice.
Besides... there are some of us who don't tan, they don't burn, THEY IMPLODE.
Re:Well slashdotters..... (Score:2)
obvoiusly not. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:obvoiusly not. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:obvoiusly not. (Score:2)
seriously... (Score:4, Interesting)
In other words, companies would prefer to use MS products because they can lay the blame on it if something goes wrong, and shift responsibility for a solution to them.
OOS is either very distributed or you have to work it yourself, which presents an additional risk for your person. I have no doubt that many are willing to take the blame as trade-off for ditching MS, though.
Maybe if an insurance company were to offer "computer bug funds", things would change.
Re:seriously... (Score:1)
Which company has ever sued Microsoft for things that went wrong ?
If no one ever sued Microsoft for this reason, does that mean that their products are good ?
'Why are you spraying this powder all around ? Cough, cough...'
'It's against pink elephants.'
'I do not see any pink elephants here !?'
'Good powder, ain't it ?'
was on cnet yesterday (Score:2, Informative)
The WinXP screenshot (Score:3, Funny)
What's more, a fatal exception has occured at F0AD:42494C4C.
Re:The WinXP screenshot (Score:1, Informative)
Also, check the bytes:
0x42 = 'B'
0x49 = 'I'
0x4C = 'L'
0x4C = 'L'
Thanks :-) (Score:1)
The two consecutive 4Cs should've given it away.
ASCII magic (Score:5, Informative)
The "translation" is done using the ASCII charset which is used as a standard in computers, and the corresponding numbers are in hexadecimal form.
The whole message is F0AD:42494C4C. From this, we get "Fuck Off And Die: Bill". How, you ask?
F0AD == Fuck Off And Die [hacker slang]
42494C4C: break them into pairs, as we do with hex numbers. We get 42 49 4C 4C.
Now match the hex numbers with their corresponding values from the ASCII Table [mindprod.com].
42 == B
49 == I
4C == L
4C == L
Poor Patches Screwing User Confidence? (Score:5, Informative)
I know I have totally screwed at least one "critical" production server by installing a service pack. Granted, that was NT4, which on the whole is just an impossible architecture to patch...or so they say.
Lack of security from the ground up in their design is what I believe the problem really is. The lack of a simple "bring this server up to date" scheduler doesn't help either. Even if they had that, people wouldn't use it due to patches toasting systems in the past.
-Pete
Re:Poor Patches Screwing User Confidence? (Score:2)
Consequently, it's far more effective to get things right the first time rather than designing your OS as if you were an online games programmer.
..Why would you be using M$ (Score:2, Insightful)
1999 - Applied cumalative security fix to IIS and ended-up having to completely re-install the entire server after it became unstable. The two things might not be lin
What's with that photo? (Score:2, Insightful)
So it is an article that for the most part says nothing
For the /. laziody, the synopsys is as follows:
Microsoft, while maybe not the most secure operating system in the world, is
But the real story is... what is with that picture? It consists of two gu
Definitions of "trust" (Score:5, Interesting)
While 77 percent of respondents in the information technology (IT) field said security was a top concern when using Windows, 89 percent still use the software for sensitive applications[...]
So, clearly people *do* trust Windows, in that they are using the software for "sensitive applications". Of course, they probably have very little choice in the matter, and hopefully they take my tack of firewalling it off from everything when forced to use it.
I was just getting at the obvious false statement in the teaser - the respondents *are* trusting Win, they just aren't *happy* about having to.
Re:Definitions of "trust" (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, its doesn't prove that at all. Its partially a matter of who makes the decisions about applications (often clueless managers) and some may only run on windows. The other part is left over infrastructure from years past, like our office, where we still have programs we use left over from windows 3.0 days. yea, i know...
The difference between words and actions (Score:2)
77% of people asked say getting their money back from Benny "The Cheat" Malone is a top concern, however 89% continue to loan him money.
Would you say they are trusting Benny?
Actually, its doesn't prove that at all. Its partially a matter of who makes the decisions about applications (often clueless managers) and some may only run on windows[...]
To address your exact words, are you trying to disagree with me? I originally said "Of course, they probably have very littl
Re:Definitions of "trust" (Score:2)
I know that men think about sex all the time, but come one, this IS funny
Prolly because of all the coffee I drank today... and as another post above mine said, what't the point of having excellent karma if not to get rid of some every now and then
Re:Definitions of "trust" (Score:1)
Maybe it's because I have a Linux firewall protecting both networks?
Looking at the NT4 no-patch issue... (Score:3, Insightful)
If Microsoft says they cant patch, then open the source for us to patch it for free
Course of least resistance (Score:2, Insightful)
The easiest thing to do, is to do what everybody else does and hope you're not a victim:
"I hope the hackers pick on some other company."
"I hope they lay off someone else in the next reorganization."
"I hope the terrorsts blow up the Holland Tunnel when I'm not in it."
Please... (Score:2, Insightful)
And if this is just not funny, work on that too.
IT should be obvious (Score:2)
With "Microsoft" and "Security" in the same sentence, It's got to be an April Fool's posting....
My Opinion (Score:3, Funny)
Microsoft is as secure as a Ford Pinto is safe.
Re:My Opinion (Score:2)
What other kind of Pinto is there?
In reality (Score:3, Insightful)
Three-fourths of computer software security experts at major companies surveyed by Forrester Research Inc. do not think Microsoft Corp.'s products are secure
The other one-fourth use *nix and were unable to comment...
Re:In reality (Score:2)
Forrester is down. MS is up.
I hope that's the April Fools bit, but I doubt it.
Trusting OS's (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Trusting OS's (Score:3, Interesting)
Eh? (Score:2)
I would stay up all night consuming massive amounts of coffee, cola, and pizza. I lost weight, my skin became pale, I allowed my hair to grow long, gave up shaving, and never took a bath.
How can he eat massive amounts of pizza and loose weight?!
Re:Eh? (Score:1)
How can he eat massive amounts of pizza and loose weight?!
He probably forgot to mention that along with the message from monique@bigboobies.com, there was one from super_diet_pills@getyourmedsnow.com, offering revolutionary new pills (developed by doctors, no less, and reported in the New England Journal of Medicine) that would indeed allow him to eat pizza and lose weight.
I've often wondered if you have to eat pizza while you're taking these pills, and if so, what happens if you don't...
I meant.... (Score:2)
Re:Eh? (Score:2)
ollow your geek instict (Score:1)
Mixed up. (Score:1)
The next version of windows (Score:1, Funny)
The EULA for this release is reported to read simply: "FSF Lawyers are weenies".
BSOD Screenshot not really from XP (Score:4, Insightful)
That BSOD version is from Win9x versions... the NT-based BSOD has the text at the upper left of the screen, and no CTRL-ALT-DEL message either.
Re:BSOD Screenshot not really from XP (Score:1)
Re:BSOD Screenshot not really from XP (Score:2)
So I can tell you from first-hand experience, the WinXP BSOD looks exactly like the Win2K BSOD which presumably looks like the WinNT BSOD.
Re:BSOD Screenshot not really from XP (Score:2)
.NET a way out for MS? (Score:4, Interesting)
It seems to me that one potential benefit for MS from it's
Given that the number of
Bork Bork Bork (Score:2, Informative)
So So Terrible, Yet So So True!
All Hail APRFLS God. Mr. Gates!
And wasn't M$ founded on April 1st.
Sure,sure,sure. (Score:2)
Let's wait: Windows 2003 is out (Score:4, Insightful)
So, Windows Server 2003 was RTMed last week - the first OS released post-trustworthy computing. Let's wait and see the fruits of Bills initiative, rather than keep flogging that same dead horse. If windows 2003 has good security, well, maybe they have a chance. If it doesn't, forget it, game over.
Oh please, throw yourself to a tank full of sharks (Score:2)
The time is here and now, and the company has probed beyond doubt how they regard security in a networked world.
I'll diss it, but I don't touch it (Score:2)
Re:I'll diss it, but I don't touch it (Score:2)
A few points:
Re:I'll diss it, but I don't touch it (Score:2)
Cooperation? Which cooperation? (Score:2)
The funny thing is that when I offered cooperation, in particular in the resolution process of a new vulnerability (which requires a certain amount of information sharing and therefore trust, admittedly), Microsoft engineers were just too eager to point out that this kind of cooperatio
35 People A Field Doth Not Make (Score:3, Insightful)
35 people speaking for how many actual software users/developers?
Isn't this the same as saying that if the president agrees with something then all americans do to?
Always trust content... (Score:2)
There's a "Yes" button and a "No" button... but where the hell is the "HELL F*CKING NO" button?
Cheap (Score:2)
Microsoft has started to care a lot more (Score:2)
Re:ROFL (Score:1)