Spammer Gets Spam Mailed 347
ssblood noted a story about a spammer getting what he deserves as well as a related story
from the Register.
Essentially the virtual spammer is capable of sending a billion emails a day, and is getting sacks of physical junk mail from irritable folks. Apparently part of this plot was hatched on familiar turf too.
Dupe alert! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Dupe alert! (Score:4, Funny)
Under a rock? (Score:3, Funny)
Damn, and I thought this was going to be a story about another dipsh!t getting his due.
Re:Dupe alert! (Score:5, Interesting)
Lourens
Re:Dupe alert! (Score:3, Interesting)
As part of the subimission process, compare the included URLs to the URLs of previous stories and generate a warning page if there are matches.
Something along the lines of:
WARNING: Duplicate URL
http://www.example.com/foo/bar.html
Date: Dec 14, 2002
Article: Article Title
and
WARNING: Similar URL
http://www.example.com/foo/bar.htm
Date: Dec 2, 2002
Article: Article Title
Continue with story submission?
-Yes- -No-
Re:Dupe alert! (Score:3, Funny)
What's keeping them from spellchecking? What's keeping them from seeing if the links posted are valid, let alone relevant?
After all, each "editor" must post three or even four paragraphs of text a day. Would it kill them to check it? Obviously, the answer is they don't give a fuck.
Dupe story? (Score:2, Informative)
Or should I go back to bed on a Sunday morning...
Re:Dupe story? (Score:5, Funny)
CowboyNeal, maybe, but Taco?
Re:Dupe story? (Score:5, Funny)
Whoah...Taco's Zarus has a digital screen? That's like, waaaay too much information.
Cheers,
b&
Re:Dupe story? (Score:2)
Those who can not remember the past (stories) are condemned to repeat (them) (over and over and over and over). -- Santayana (sort of)
Re:Dupe story? That's ok! (Score:5, Funny)
On a more serious note, however, I have just right now been struck by a great (original) idea, and have decided to write this, a spontaneous and completely original, post:
The only infallible law in the universe is... (Score:4, Funny)
Ain't it a bitch?
And I don't mean
"They're Out of Their Minds..." (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:"They're Out of Their Minds..." (Score:2, Insightful)
Now slashdot is getting spammed... (Score:2, Insightful)
Dupe. (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Dupe. (Score:2)
Errors in counting? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure that sounds impressive, but how many of those were dupes [slashdot.org]?
Re:Errors in counting? (Score:4, Informative)
*sigh*
new story here (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Errors in counting? (Score:2)
What's so bad about Slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
Dupe: A great reminder (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Dupe: A great reminder (Score:2)
I don't think it's anything so malicious as that. It's just gloating. 'La la la, we made Ralsky's life hell, la la la!'
Spammers?John Poindexter is getting a taste too. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Spammers?John Poindexter is getting a taste too (Score:3, Interesting)
A taste of his medicine would mean everyone keeping track of where he is going and what he is doing. e.g. everyday someone sticks gps modules on his cars and puts the info on a website. Someone pointing a webcam at his front door (not his bedroom window).
People calling up his home phone number and pestering him or his wife is something totally different. That's like telemarketing.
BTW the article sucks too. No imagination. Sure you don't like that person or what he's doing, but how does asking members of the public to call his home phone help?
The article also talks about California seceding. Where does CA get water from? They are going to have to build a lot more waterworks from north to south. Not sure if north CA has enough water to cover the south's needs as well as its own. I'm sure some states would be fine with CA leaving, since they'll have a better chance of getting their fair share of water. Mexico might even start seeing the Colorado _river_ again.
The US-ca could start charging California a lot more for electricity from the Hoover Dam too.
Then the US-ca could indulge in a bit of schadenfreude: watching everyone in California battle each other over the power and water issue: the usual "no nuclear power", "no fossil fuel plants", "not in my backyard" etc.
Silly article.
Re:Spammers?John Poindexter is getting a taste too (Score:2, Insightful)
Some guy came up with a plan to fill bags (100ft wide and 800ft long) with Northern CA river water (in excess) and tow them to Southern CA (where it's needed). Recently, this plan was shelved since one of the first steps (California-wise, at least) involved environmental-impact studies for the rivers the bags would be filled from. The studies would have cost $1 million per river.
I think this sums up CA's problem; progress is definitely dampened by such reluctance to move into the unknown, and the level of assurance desired is simply too expensive. That, and the fact that you shouldn't build cities in the desert or even an arid land.
To expand upon this article with personal opinion:
I think the USA has more than lost national identity and will Balkanize within a generation. But like the Congress thinking that declarations of war are "anarchronistic" (ref. Rep. Ron Paul), actual secession will also be an anachronism. The secession will be accomplished by other means. A mixture of official and unofficial methods will be used to make sure that Californians stay in, and non-Californians stay out. We kind of have that kind of thing now, scattered over America as local policy; if you are a Black man, try wandering around your town's wealthier sections and see how long it takes before a cop stops you
To dimly predict, it might occur that the CA legislature votes for an "assurance bond" for people moving into CA. To live there, you must present $10000 in cash or a bond good for same to local authorities. Of course, this doesn't say "you can't live in CA", but for people unable to come up with $10K, it does say that
Time will tell. That's the good part about the future
John Poindexter is getting a full three courses (Score:3, Informative)
CmdrTaco needs..... (Score:3, Funny)
Let us alll forgive CmdrTaco on this cheerfull Sunday morning, since it's obvious thatCMDR TACO NEEDS TO DRINK HIS #$%#$% COFFEE before posting stories!
Hmm this really isnt new (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:5, Insightful)
never reply to your spam mail. sometimes the address will be forged, and you'll be harassing some poor shmuck. sometimes you're just replying to a bot that notes you as a valid email address. plus, if you do wind up on a spammer's bad side, you're probably more likely to be the victim of a forged address.
by replying to spam, you're betting that your spammer is ethical. do you really want to make that bet?
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:3, Insightful)
1) This has to do with sending real (snail) mail to a spammer, not email. It is a lot easier to filter out email then it is to go through 300+ letters a day to figure out if any of them are important.
2) By replying to spam emails, you are probably doing yourself nothing but harm. I agree with your basic point, if everyone replied to every spam and swamped the spammer's network, it would work. Since that isn't the case, the only thing you are doing by replying is letting the spammer know that he has a valid email address.
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:2)
Yeah, especially if some of them look really like important bills and legal documents, or domain-name renewals.
Oops, did I just suggest something?
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:4, Informative)
Essentially, it's better than replying. Not only does it go back to where it came, but it also looks like your email address is invalid, potentially removing it from spammer's lists. (Kind of like the Telezapper works for telespammers...)
Much, much better... (Score:2)
Re:Much, much better... (Score:2)
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:2)
Spammers harvest "VALID" emails by people who respond.
Am I lying? Check out the source code of the "remove me" link some time.
Can't believe you support people spamming everyone....
Or maybe this is propaganda to harvest more emails...by getting more and more people to REPLY to those emails, you will make more money
either way
YOU'RE NUTS, and should be duped
Yo Grark
Canadian Bred with American Buttering
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:5, Insightful)
Now, that's not to say that there are idiots out there who are ignorant enough to send spam with their own return address via their ISP's mail server, nor do I mean to say that there aren't enough spam-friendly ISPs out there loaning bandwidth to spammers running their own server farms (like the scumbag weasel $!@#$@# who's currently getting ever-increasing amounts of old-fashioned junkmail). I'm just saying that it's unlikely your actions will cause the effect you intend, as spammers who operate in the manner you need are in the minority.
There must be a way to automate this! (Score:3, Informative)
As a side issue, you could listen for worms and email viruses, sending the attacking machines a gratis copy of the Debian installer, with a suitably educated, er, bootloader. (-:
Re:Hmm this really isnt new (Score:2)
Reverse harassment is a dangerous game, because the person you harass may be just as much a victim as you are.
BTW, can anyone give me advice on how to track down the guy who is sending these things on my behalf?
I was hoping (Score:5, Funny)
If anyone is sued by Ralksky, get discovery! Get his spams and make them public so that 1000s of people can file lawsuits against him for spamming.
Re:I was hoping (Score:2)
I know what you're saying here, but my first thought when I read this sentence was "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." Maybe Ralsky needs to be sent to prison for a while so his cellmates can start saying this to him.
(In case you don't know, the above quote is from BhG's 'Fire Water Burn')
Re:I was hoping (Score:2)
No, actually it's not [bloodhoundgang.com].
Re:I was hoping (Score:2)
Oddly enough, there is another spammer known as "Bubba Catts". Google for him. (You'll find his address. :^)
Now for Phase 2 (Score:5, Funny)
Better still, spoof his IP, and create accounts on known Al Qaeda supporter websites, so the next knock he gets on the door will be from the FBI. Imagine his glee when all his funds are snatched up as money tagged to support terrorism.
Re:Now for Phase 2 (Score:2)
We've finally gotten it! It's like the monkeys.. and shakespear thing.. I knew it wasn't an NP problem
Re:Now for Phase 2 (Score:2)
And I'm sure he'd LOVE some pizza!
Re:Now for Phase 2 (Score:2)
could get him in deep trouble with his missus by faking porn from HIS address
- now THAT would be punishment enough
Better plans yet ... (Score:3, Funny)
In particular note the bit about the fish and seaweed being mailed: "postal supervisor warned our mailing specialist that he could be fined for mail service abuse, even as a recipient, should this happen again."
I think just signing the guy up for mailing lists is missing out on the truly beautiful possibilities offered by the USPS.
Anti-Spam Activist Threatened (Score:5, Informative)
Why re-post old news when there's new news available? Interesting new news, as a matter-of-fact. See:
http://www.freep.com/money/tech/mwend13_20021213.h tm
Suff That Matters, eh? Right.
Re:Anti-Spam Activist Threatened (Score:3, Informative)
NANAE URL from Hell [google.com] account and pictures [geocities.com]
I haven't tried the NANAE link. I'm already there, and something bad might happen if I meet myself.
Re:Anti-Spam Activist Threatened (Score:2)
Re:Anti-Spam Activist Threatened (Score:2)
Clearly everyone has missed the best story... (Score:5, Interesting)
Tracking a package to Santa
South Haven photojournalist David McCreery uses Federal Express a lot and is fascinated with the tracking feature on the FedEx Web site (www.federalexpress.com) that lets you watch as your package makes its way to its destination.
"I send FedEx packages every few weeks," he says. "Once, I sent a package to Bowling Green and watched it leave Michigan via Flint for Memphis, come back to Flint and then drive to Ohio."
So, this being the holiday season, he decided to FedEx a letter to Santa, wondering: "How far would a package to the North Pole go? How would it get there? Where would it end up? Who would sign for it?"
You can follow the progress of his letter on his personal Web site (www.davidm.net), where he posted his letter and the FedEx tracking number.
Read the results, linked from here [davidm.net], over here [fedex.com].
Re:Clearly everyone has missed the best story... (Score:2)
/. editors don't read the papers they cite (Score:5, Funny)
What about his lawyer? (Score:4, Interesting)
Holy /. Paradox Batman! (Score:4, Funny)
ARRGGHHH!!!!
bored this sunday morning (Score:5, Informative)
Taken from http://www.spamhaus.org
found here [spamhaus.org]
Alan M. Ralsky
Telephone: 248-926-0688
Current email address: amr777@comcast.net
Address : 6747 MINNOW POND DR Property ID: 18-31-177-002
City/State/Zip: W BLOOMFIELD MI 48322-2663
Owner Name : RALSKY ALAN M Latitude : 42.5460
Taxpayer Addr.: 6747 MINNOW POND DR Longitude : 83.4284
City/State/zip: W BLOOMFIELD MI 48322-2663 Census Tract: 1566.00
Block Group : 9
City/Vill/Twn : WEST BLOOMFIELD
Subdivision : BLOOMFIELD PINES SUB NO 2
School Dist : WALLED LAKE CONSOLIDATED SCHOOLS
Prop Category : RESIDENTIAL
Land Use : SI SUBURBAN IMPROVED, TOWNSHIP ONLY
Re:bored this sunday morning (Score:2, Interesting)
Unsolicted bulk mail prohibited; spammers will be (Score:3, Funny)
[Contacting mx00.comcast.net [24.153.64.1]...]
[Connected]
220-mtain01 -- Server ESMTP ("Comcast Messaging System")
220 Unsolicted bulk mail prohibited; spammers will be prosecuted
HELO Network-Tools.com
250 mtain01 OK, [66.46.181.116].
VRFY amr777
252 2.5.0 Possible remote address not checked.
RSET
250 2.5.0 Ok.
EXPN amr777
550 5.7.2 EXPN command has been disabled.
RSET
250 2.5.0 Ok.
MAIL FROM:
250 2.5.0 Address Ok.
RCPT TO:
250 2.1.5 amr777@comcast.net OK.
QUIT
221 2.3.0 Bye received. Goodbye.
[Connection closed]
Re:bored this sunday morning (Score:2)
Thanks!
His new subsciption to Oprah magazine is on it's way. Merry Xmas Alan!
Feedback? (Score:4, Informative)
ALAN M RALSKY
6747 MINNOW POND DR,
WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
Seller: BING CONSTRUCTION CO
Property Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
Sale Date: 8/28/2002
Recorded Date: 9/12/2002
Sale Price: $ 740,000
Re:Feedback? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Feedback? (Score:5, Funny)
The immature thing to do here would be to take that as a challenge, or a suggestion that you're just not trying hard enough , or that you're not yet doing your part. But thankfully, we're all adults here, right?
Punishment for dupes (Score:5, Funny)
What about his postperson? (Score:5, Funny)
There oughta be a weekly profile... (Score:5, Insightful)
Spammer of the week.
Ya' know - a puff piece profile. Who they are, what they do in their spare time, what their favorite color is, name address and phone number, shirt size...
I'm serious. Why not?
one more thought... (Score:2)
a Lifestyles of the Kitsch and Shameless...?
more effective... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:more effective... (Score:2)
Ralsky gets even! (Score:5, Funny)
Alan Ralsky, who may just be the world's biggest sender of internet spam, has been getting a taste of his own medicine. But now the tide may be turning, he reports.
"They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is." he says. "But, I will get even. I know who they are and I know what to do." he adds with a mischievous grin.
Reports have been coming in from all around the internet about the duplicates. First there was just one or two. Then there was ten. Yesterday there were a few hundred. And today, over twenty five thousand duplicate stories have been posted on the famous geek forum called Slashdot [slashdot.org], where the campaign against Ralsky was hatched.
"It's not me." says Ralsky, interviewed outside his home, which is surrounded by hundreds of postal bags because no more room remains inside. He adds "I don't do story submissions. Hell, I didn't even know the place existed until a few weeks ago."
Another truck arrives, and 3 postmen deliver 25 more bags of mail. Over half the yard is covered in bags now.
"I know who these guys are now. My lawyers were looking into this, but I've never heard back from them, so I just had to take matters into my own hands." says Ralsky as small snicker shows up in his grin. "It's all about getting even, and I know what these people hate the most; it's duplicate stories." he goes on saying "In Soviet Russia we didn't have people doing things like this; mail bags would deliver you away."
Ask when all this might come to an end, Ralsky replied "You just wait until I try out all the mod points I managed to get."
Any Updates (Score:2)
Re:Any Updates (Score:5, Informative)
Free Press article [freep.com]:
MIKE WENDLAND: Behind the scenes, spam's even uglier
December 13, 2002
Bloomfield Township spam artist Alan Ralsky is in the midst of yet another controversy, this time involving an anti-spam activist who says someone left him threatening telephone messages after he took photos of Ralsky's brand-new $740,000 house.
The activist, Rich Clark of Warren, said he's reported the threats -- which were left on his answering machine -- to police. He said it all started last weekend when he drove to Ralsky's neighborhood to snap some photos for an anti-spam Web site.
Clark said as he was taking his pictures from the street, someone left Ralsky's house, got into a black car and tried to block him from driving away. Clark said he maneuvered around the vehicle, but was followed.
The next day, the phone calls started.
"You don't know who the hell you were . . . with yesterday," began the first call. "You got the wrong guy. You don't even have the guy you think you do."
The caller then gave details about Clark's home, his driver's license number, even the bank his car was financed through.
A second call said: "I'm going to make your life so miserable you should watch every corner you go into, bro, every second."
The next day, there was still another message. "Just waiting for you," it said. "You haven't heard the beginning of what's going to happen to you yet. Keep your eyes open."
Clark provided me copies of the recordings. Are they from Ralsky? It was hard for me to tell. I asked Ralsky, and he said he knows nothing about it.
"Come on," said Ralsky, "That's ludicrous. I'm not that stupid."
He said he had no idea who was in the black car that Clark said left his driveway. "I don't have a black car," he said. "And I'm 57. I'm not about to go chasing anyone. But what was that guy doing taking pictures of my house for, anyway?"
Clark says he took the pictures to post on an anti-spam Web site (he hasn't decided which one). He now plans to add the audio files from the phone messages.
Warren police said Clark's report is on file, but there is no investigation in progress.
Ralsky, who is one of the biggest senders of unsolicited bulk e-mail in the world, says anti-spammers have been harassing him for the past year. Lately, said Ralsky, anti-spammers started flooding him by snail mail with coupons, brochures and ads. "I just toss them right into the wastebasket," he said. "It doesn't bother me."
You might also want to check the following Usenet thread in news.admin.net-abuse.email:
Google News [google.com]
which includes links to mp3s of the threats left on his answering machine.
Re:Any Updates (Score:2)
I had a story submission on this that Taco and his bunch have sat on since Friday morning. Why?
Rich
Funny.... (Score:3, Funny)
Now that everyone knows who he is... (Score:2)
Ralskys House (Score:4, Interesting)
New picture of The House that Spam Built (Score:3, Funny)
Strange co-inkydink (Score:5, Funny)
'Ralsky'
SYLLABICATION:
ralsky
PRONUNCIATION:
ral - skee
ADJECTIVE: Inflected forms: ralskeer , ralskyest 1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse. 2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. 3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake. 4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied. 5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job. 6. Boasting to a newspaper writer ill- advisedly
ex.He ralskyed about his windfall and then the IRS confiscated his belongings Huh! Go figger...
y'know I think they shoulda classified that... (Score:2)
Stupid dictionary.
Get yourself off some lists easily (Score:4, Informative)
If it reduces just some of the harassment, isn't it worth it?
Less junk mail [dmaconsumers.org]
Fewer telemarketers [dmaconsumers.org]
Less spam [dmaconsumers.org]
And BTW: don't be lazy and use the $5 Internet option. Print out the page and pop it in the post for less than 10% of the cost.
And those lists are available to...? (Score:2)
So... any bets on how many of those non-members actually swipe the emails?
They say they only provide the companies with the lists so that they can remove them, but how exactly do they go about *checking*?
Re:Get yourself off some lists easily (Score:2)
And in Future News... (Score:5, Funny)
Officials are baffled as a house at 6747 Minnow Pond Dr was found this morning to have been completely buried under a pile of coal. Officials refused to speculate as to how this could have happened, only that it must have been during the night. Off the record, one annoymous source said "It was Big Red. See, he's got all these e-mails from kids to keep track of, and after one penis spam too much, he just snapped. He put Al went on the list, and it wasn't the nice one, understand?" When asked about repercussions, he only said "Sure, let's see him try to mess with the fatman. He's be reindeer chow."
Film at 11.
In case you missed it the first time... (Score:2, Informative)
Buyer: ALAN M RALSKY
Buyer Mailing Address:
6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
Seller: BING CONSTRUCTION CO
Property Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST
BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
Sale Date: 8/28/2002
Recorded Date: 9/12/2002
Sale Price: $ 740,000 (Full Amount)
Re:In case you missed it the first time... (Score:3, Interesting)
> mailers
Signing him up for mass mailers lacks imagination and is easy for
him to counter. (Bulk mail is usually obvious and easy to sort
out.) Some better ideas...
* Send him a personal letter in a hand-addressed envelope.
(Don't be nasty; that would just be grounds for a lawsuit.
You could explain why you don't like spam, though, and ask
to be taken off all his lists. But be courteous about it.)
* Send "pen pal" mail to a few hundred thousand third-graders
with his name and return address. (This one might be illegal;
consult a lawyer first. IANAL, just brainstorming here.)
* Send him a can of Hormel product, nicely wrapped, with a
gift card.
How many lifetimes has he wasted? (Score:5, Interesting)
So shaving one second of the boot time is like saving the lives of 50 people. What
could be a more noble activity than saving human lives like this.
So - applying that math to this spammer: If he sends out ten million spams a day and it takes 1 second to delete each one - and if this guy does that every day for five years - then that's morally equivelent to murdering 50 people.
Just because the damage he does to each individual is small, the cumulative damage is huge.
There is another story (probably apochryphal) about the guy writing the banking system software who changed the code to take the roundoff error (less than a half cent) from every interest calculation and direct it into his personal account. The story goes that he made tens of thousands of dollars a week. This story probably isn't true - but should such a person be considered any less a criminal because the money he stole was spread so thinly? Obviously not - he stole those thousands of dollars and that's that.
This spammer deprived the people of the world of 50 human lives - he should be considered a mass murderer and treated accordingly.
Larry Niven was almost right (Score:2)
Substitute the Internet for teleportation and if, instead of "Flash Crowds", he'd called them "Slash Crowds"... :^)
What about telemarketers calling him ? (dupe) (Score:2)
I'm sure some slashdot reader knows someone who can insert him in some databases of people to "telemarket".
Oh wait, why not sell his information. After all, others do it every day otherwise I wouldn't receive those calls for a security for my house.
(Sorry if this post is redundant, I haven't read all the posts)
Re:Damn you! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Please help me! (Score:2)
If he's really a spammer, post some proof of it, non-anonymously.
Re:Please help me! (Score:2)
Conflict resolution..It's anifty thing.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:The two faces of Ralsky... (Score:2)
Nyet. (Score:2)
And that's just to _look_ at the one and only can (it's not for sale after all).
Use Chimera on a... (Score:2)
That works.
Re:Heh... (Score:2)
What if we erected bilboards on the sidewalks (or some other area off his property) that only face his house, with ads for things that get spammed to us such as debt reduction, penis enlargement, baldness cures, etc. They have to be obnoxious ads in all caps with misleading titles. Maybe we can put some Retina-Scorcher(tm) floodlights on them too so he'll see them bright as day even though his eyelids.
Re:What about the city government? (Score:4, Interesting)
Invoices work better (Score:3, Funny)
`here' is a unique, randomly-generated email link like this one: `Bill-Me-USD1000-and-Read-This.-1243363468-3707143 8@$COMPANY' and `payable' is a link to a page describing terms:
Never once had a second piece of spam to those addresses, and that domain's got the least spam of any in my possession. (-: