Stolen Enigma Machine Recovered In Style 119
glomph writes: "A priceless Enigma crypto device (only three exist) was stolen this spring
from a museum in the UK. The Sunday Times describe in fascinating detail how they fully recovered the item. Codewords hidden in the newspaper, buried video tapes, meetings in dark misty cemeteries and other cloak-n-dagger stuff were used. The Bad Guy was also nabbed. A must-read tale."
Steal from the rich, the rich will find you (Score:1)
But steal from the weak, and the weak will have to do without; for the rich will watch idly by. More than fifty years after the engima machines were built to fight the Nazis, the descendants of Churchill are doing nothing to help recover works of art stolen by those same Nazis, stolen from homes of the people they liquidated.
It's not that there aren't appropriate mechanisms aren't in place to find and recover stolen art. The Art Loss Register [antiquesandart.com.au] will soon be seeing its tenth birthday. The means exists but the will is lacking: cultural racism prevents otherwise honest and decent people from lending their hand and bringing these works home.
I'm happy for Bletchley Park and the relief they must feel now that their engima machine is returned to their collective busom. Now, perhaps, they can find the time to recover Nazi loot that remains stolen, even now in the 21st century! Don't you see? Churchill, Stalin, and the British people thought they won the war, but they've lost as long as the Nazis' perpetrations cast a stain upon England. What would Churchill do?
That's the question, and I fear England may ignore the answer.
Ah, yes... (Score:1)
"Blow up your TV/Throw away your paper/
Move to the country/Build you a home"
Re:Enigma Stuff (Score:1)
Re:actually... (Score:1)
right... (Score:3)
Also....this would make an excellent movie or novel...did anyone buy the rights to it yet?
i didn't know exciting stuff happened in the UK. whoa.
Re:Japanese crypto did NOT come from Germany (Score:1)
Anyway, there were two codes used by the Japanese. There was the JN25 codes, which were based on a traditional codebook system, and were deciphered by a 325 man team at the NSA. The other system was called Purple (by the Americans). From the site:
The Japanese had obtained an Enigma machine from Germany, and decided to use the same principle to encode their messages. Rather than using rotors operated by keypresses from the keyboard, they employed electro-mechanical "stepping switches". An electromagnet, acting through a pawl and ratchet mechanism, caused rotating contacts to pass over banks of electrical contacts. The overall machine, although constructed differently, was equivalent to a four-rotor Enigma with electric typewriters on each side. A message was entered on one typewriter, and printed out, encoded, on the second. Although this eliminated some errors in copying an encode from illuminated light bulbs, the weight of the stepping switches and typewriters made it far less portable than the German field Enigma. The Japanese machine was called "97-shiki o-bun in-ji-ki," or informally "J." The Americans called their diplomatic code "Purple" and the intercepts "magic."
KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.
"Ghost of Hitler Sues Allies under DMCA..." (Score:3)
(Berlin) -
Yesterday, attorneys for the long-dead Fuehrer filed a lawsuit in The Hague, alleging that the governments of the United States ("the Colonies") and the United Kingdom violated article 23 of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA) by reverse-engineering the Enigma machine.
When the Allies broke the Enigma's complex coding scheme, they were able to intercept and decrypt strategic Nazi communiques, eventually leading to Herr Hitler's suicide and an Allied victory.
Herr Doctor Spelunkenzweis, primary counsel for the late Hitler, claims that such blatant disregard of the creator's exclusive rights to his Intellectual Property is intolerable and that the perpetrators must be used as an example.
The late Hitler is seeking an already-controversial list of damages, including ownership of all assets of modern England, France, Austria, Italy, Holland, Luxembourg, Belgium, Poland, Libya, and Ethiopia, as well as a written apology from the ghosts of the Right Honorable Winston Churchill and President Franklin Roosevelt.
In 1999, marijuana [smokedot.org] killed 0 Americans...
Re:"Priceless" machine? (Score:1)
just b/c it is has moetary value at auction does NOT mean it isn't greatly valueable...
Foiled Again! (Score:1)
When this failed, a further message in The Times told the letter writer to "click with Alice".
That Bitch Alice! Why is everything always sent to her! grrrr...Foiled Again!
Re:What in the world? (Score:1)
and remember, i know where you live. Just because you are a coworker doesn't mean i have to be nice to you.
Re:Steal from the rich, the rich will find you (Score:1)
Obviously the ones captured in the war were stolen, like the naval enigma and code book the British Navy captured from U571.
Go read a history book (Score:1)
No the enigma machines were BUILT by the Nazis.
the descendants of Churchill are doing nothing to help recover works of art stolen by those same Nazis, stolen from homes of the people they liquidated.
Churchill was the British Prime Minister at the time and was never a Nazi. His descendants are honourable decent men and are alos not related to the Nazi's
What the hell was that? (Score:3)
That was about the worst piece of writing I've ever seen.
I've read the stupid article about 5 times now, and much of it STILL makes no sense. Why did they do all of these seemingly pointless things to get it back? What was the point? The entire article read like a gigantic run-on sentence with no point displayed anywhere in there.
Hint for moderators: It's neither a flame nor a troll, nor baiting for flames, so -1 Flamebait or -1 Troll wouldn't be appropriate; however, -1 Offtopic or -1 Overrated would both apply.
Re:actually... (Score:2)
Re:very glad but... (Score:1)
JOhn
Re:how he got caught (Score:1)
he's paying in canadian currency, and converting it to US for you.
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Re:very glad but... (Score:1)
Pete
80%... (Score:1)
Re:very glad but... (Score:1)
The article was a trifle longwinded, I agree, and what ruffled my feathers even earlier was the self-aggrandizing tone in which it is written. Ok, so they took part in the process of recovery. Well, just think about why they were given the chance: someone steals something, decides to contact some papers to negotiate with for the return, which papers is he going to write to? My guess would be, the papers he reads anyway.
So the implication is, that people who do that kind of thing read that kind of paper. Not an association I'd like to crow about. Then again, it takes all sorts, but don't quote me on that. (I'm thinking the kind of paper that uses no big words, just big lettering, and colour photos of boobies on as many pages as possible, right?)
Stefan.
It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit-
does anyone see the irony? (Score:1)
shouldnt these things be returned to germany? i mean thats who they actually belong to.
john
Re:Thishasalreadybeenbeaten [LOTS mo' Enigmas] (Score:1)
They kept them secret and locked up because, at that time, many poorer countries still used Enigmas for encrypting traffic between foreign consulates and The Mother Ship back home...
The end is still missing... (Score:1)
Recovery in style -- stupid style. (Score:2)
Even if you spill the beans on your identity, you don't leave the goods where the coppers can just walk in and pick them up, nailing you dead to rights. The cops up here in Boston believe they've figured who's behind the Gardner Museum heists, but they can't prove it until they recover the goods -- and the perps aren't talking.
Isn't it ironic (Score:5)
Someone call Alanis.
I love a good web page thats 50% blank...... (Score:1)
Am I missing something or do most people not like to look down the middle / have there media go from one side to the other?
We should start a save the electrons campaign because this is most assuredly a great waste of them.........
:wq!
Re:I love a good web page thats 50% blank...... (Score:1)
Re:Pete, Peat, and Repeat. (Score:1)
It was only yesterday that anyone was apprehended.
Re:Valuable but hardly priceless (Score:1)
Re:Times (Score:1)
Cerberus:
Please connect Thor, 700. Thanks, Stephan.
Apparantly London is a hot bed of intrigue because it is the first Major English speaking City with a reasonable proximity to Europe, Middle East, America etc. I've read that lots of fanatic Middle East terrorist groups organise from London in particular, including old Bin Laden's.
Thing is, most of the messages are probably just adulterers ;)
KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.
Re:Steal from the rich, the rich will find you (Score:1)
actually... (Score:4)
Enigma in a box... what was it like to get it? (Score:2)
What was like receiving that box full of stolen Enigma? Read my interview with infamous BBC announcer Jeremy Paxman... here! [geekculture.com]
Heh, there's also the Joy of Tech [geekculture.com] cartoon about it... here! [geekculture.com]
Self promotion yes, but at least it's topical.
The link used for communication is still up (Score:2)
Re:Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:4)
Re:Isn't it ironic (Score:2)
The article states something like this at the bottom of the article, however it isn't quite right.
Valuable but hardly priceless (Score:1)
Perhaps a bit of exageration there on your part timothy..
Re:Isn't it ironic (Score:1)
Re:actually... (Score:1)
So there's hope for the Rosetta Stone after all. It just might take another 600 years.
Personally I'd rather the Germans had the Enigma, if they'd only take better care of it than we have. The neglect of Bletchley Park since WW2 is a sad sad story, especially if you're a geek...
(More info on the Stone of Scone here [foreignwire.com].)
Re:Why can't more criminals be like this? (Score:1)
Actually.... (Score:4)
"Orange pigs fly south for winter, aunt Betty misses you, please call the hat shop." Ahem.
Re:actually... (Score:1)
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Re:Ah, yes... (Score:1)
Re:Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:1)
did that make sense?....damnit. I wanted to make a joke, but it didn't work...
Re:What the hell was that? (Score:1)
However, what is even stranger, on each page, the index numbers appear to be decreasing, e.g.:
page1: stinwenws02039.html
page2: stinwenws02038.html
page3: stinwenws02037.html
Just the loony British and their custom CMS? Or is this also a secret message? <grin>
Enigma Stuff (Score:3)
&l t;BR>Also, How does the enigma work? [jhu.edu] and a short history [jhu.edu] of the Enigma Machine,
Why can't more criminals be like this? (Score:1)
Re:actually... (Score:2)
That's odd. Today I saw that PBS special about the lost U-Boat, and it showed a German museum dedicated to the U-Boats, filled to the brim with information about the boats, the crews, and the histories. Also briefly shown was a German memorial to the U-Boatmen, complete with the names of the lost sailors, very reminiscent of the USA's Vietnam memorial.
Damn British (Score:2)
Damn British always doing things backwards!
very glad but... (Score:5)
the way that the artcile was written on
Just my worthless whining for this morning
Battle of Wits? (Score:2)
So, 50 cops and several reporters against one thief? Heh. I can't decide if that's sad or funny.
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Re:right... (Score:1)
Oh, great. We're going to find out that the machine was stolen by Jar Jar, acting as an agent for the Ewoks.
Times (Score:1)
Next Summer... (Score:1)
BASED ON A TRUE STORY! ACTION! SUSPENSE! FULL FRONTAL NUDITY! Rated R.
Re:Foiled Again! (Score:2)
This is a song about Alice!
(A. Guthrie)
how he got caught (Score:2)
my 0.02 cents
Bizarre (Score:1)
Oh, and I'm the sixth cousin three times removed of Alan Turing (who broke the Enigma code)
--Remove SPAM from my address to mail me
Better version of the story (Score:3)
The news is "there's a suspect" (Score:1)
FP.
Every secret web site needs... (Score:2)
The artical mentioned linking to a 'secret page' , basically just an unobvious link on the regular page. This is fine, but if you don't want your page indexed and cached by Google, you better have a robots.txt page or meta tag the stops the agents from indexing the page. To the casual viewer, the link is hard to find, to the robot, its just another page in the tree.
Re:actually... (Score:1)
john
somehow appropriate (Score:1)
just what we need, another failed example of over complicated solutions to a problem ....
Re:Ah, yes... (Score:2)
KTB:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Programmer.
Re:Bollcks. Not priceless. 3 exist at the park! (Score:1)
If you'd read, rather than skimmed, the article, you'd have seen that the device in question DID have four wheels, and the box was returned with one still attached and 3 missing.
These things are just as easy to get right you know.
Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:1)
Re:Because... (Score:1)
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Re:Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:1)
Re:Steal from the rich, the rich will find you (Score:1)
Hmm I'm sure the Americans on
Your argument is flawed...Whilst the Germans have learnt from the past and are committed to a united peacful Europe, they more than anyone else should have a moral duty to help restore those stolen artworks to their rightfull owners.
England should not be responsible for acts committed by the Nazi's after all we fought to free Europe not to enslave it.
British people thought they won the war
We only won the war militarily.
Economically it helped Germanys industry in the long term, most of their industry got flattened and we helped rebuild their infrastructure after the war.
Our economy was so drained by then that it cost us our empire and Germany ended up being the economic centre of Europe...so who really won ?
Hmm. (Score:2)
(Of course, that sort of matter is probably still classified information...)
Re:not recovered.... (Score:1)
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Re:What in the world? (Score:1)
correct (Score:1)
Re:I love a good web page thats 50% blank...... (Score:1)
Actually, this is because the web versions of The Times and The Sunday Times are in *boo, hiss* frames - lovely for navigating from the front page, less lovely if you happen to want to link to a specific story later on...
Re:Hmm. (Score:1)
Re:how he got caught (Score:2)
or maybe youre really cheap
just my 2 cents on the matter
Re:Enigma in a box... what was it like to get it? (Score:1)
Tsk...talk about a lost opportunity - I'd have properly grilled the bastard Newsnight stylee...
GC: Come now, Mr. Paxman: are you trying to tell me that at no stage were you tempted to flog this to some rich American or Japanese collector? I mean, really, how much do the BBC pay you? And it never crossed your mind that there was a quick buck to be made? It's not as if anyone really watches University Challenge, is it?
JP: I...I...
Answer the question, Mr. Paxman...
I...
Simple answer: yes or no!
...and so on, ad nauseam...
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Re:Every secret web site needs... (Score:1)
Re:Every secret web site needs... (Score:1)
john
Re:Every secret web site needs... (Score:1)
*shrug* better to just not link it.
Re:What in the world? (Score:1)
Re:Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:2)
That's nothing. I keep trying to get Fox Mulder (nice guy -- works for the X-Files division of the FBI) to investigate a time machine that was built using stolen plutonium as fuel during the mid-eighties. The Libyans were involved, and the guy who built the machine was shot and killed with a machine gun.
For some reason, the FBI keep returning my mail with "Not at this address" stamped on top of it.
Simon
Excellent - a leak of information (Score:3)
Re:actually... (Score:1)
And, of course, there's that niggling little problem that Germany took a good portion of that stuff from German citizens... that UN law should only apply to international affairs, not domestic ones.
Re:Japanese crypto did NOT come from Germany (Score:1)
Rotors (Score:1)
The Real Story (Score:2)
Call me a cynic. I'm still not fully convinced that the real story behind the recovery of the 'stolen' Enigma machine isn't some publicity stunt, perhaps gone bad.
I'd check the parent company of the Sunday Times and see if they have a financial stake in any upcoming Engima movie/book (maybe the movie mentioned in the article, the one financed by Mick Jagger's production company)
Also, I'd see if the 'nabbed Bad Guy' really gets prosecuted. If so, who supports his defense.
Then again, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction ...
not recovered.... (Score:3)
Re:Bizarre (Score:1)
Re:The Real Story (Score:1)
Re:Hmm. (Score:1)
Yes, they broke some codes. For instance, the Germans read British naval traffic for most, if not all, of the war.
But it's not as black-and-white as people usually put it. For instance, some German codes were never broken, despite Ultra. For more information, see this page at uboat.net [uboat.net]. No doubt something like this will also have been true in the other direction.
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More Enigma Stuff is available... (Score:1)
There are also some interesting Enigma pages at uboat.net [uboat.net]. Unfortunately, that site seems to be having some database problems at the moment.
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This has already been beaten to death, but, (Score:1)
There are probably only three of this particular model, but there are way more than three worldwide, and most people who own them are neither museums nor governments.
4 rotors (Score:2)
This particular model was one of only three 4-rotor models (according to the BBC [bbc.co.uk]). Other Enigma machines used three rotors and therefore were less secure.
I believe I have used this particular machine (before it was stolen"Priceless" machine? (Score:1)
*insert funny MasterCard parody here*
Japanese crypto did NOT come from Germany (Score:2)
Re:Who do the Brits think they are? (Score:1)
Besides, the Americans would have had to do some amazing temporal displacment to steal the Enigma before they even entered into the War in Europe.
So here's the mastercard parody (Score:2)
Re:This has already been beaten to death, but, (Score:1)
Bashing (Score:2)
Ahem, The Sunday Mail? (Score:4)
You Americans need to cultivate a healthy distrust of the media