Stolen Enigma Found 77
Ian Pointer writes "The BBC is reporting that the Enigma machine stolen from Bletchley Park has been delivered to Jeremy Paxman (a BBC journalist), and is now safe. Just thought you'd all feel better knowing." You can read the original article in which we talked about it being stolen.
DECSS (Score:1)
Why Paxman got sent the Enigma... (mod this up?) (Score:1)
How about..... (Score:1)
Hollywood releases film that utterly misrepresents who was responsible for breaking the german codes.
UK historical institutions get a bit upset about it.
Museum "loses" enigma machine.
Worlds press cover enigma and what it was all really about.
Everyone gets a correct understanding of enigma
UK historical institutions get all smug.
Q.E.D.
Worlds
Re:Not enough praise for God (Score:1)
It's obvious what happened (Score:1)
Clearly, The Master stole it with the intent of entering it into the AES contest, hoping that Enigma would win and and UNIT would adopt the new (weak) standard, and then he would be able to eavesdrop on conversations between Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart and The Doctor, with the ultimate goal being to trap and kill The Doctor.
When Rijndael won the AES decision instead, The Master had no further use for the device, and in a rare instance of sentinmentality and compassion for the Earthlings, he returned it.
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4 rotor? (Score:1)
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WTF (Score:1)
That's twice has turned into
ARGH!
Eric
It's not safe. (Score:1)
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So did they pay the ransom? (Score:1)
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Not enough praise for God (Score:1)
Not a BBC journalist, the BBC journalist...
Note for non-UKians: Jezza Paxman is a notorious talking-head famous for verbal jousting with MPs and other officials on "Newsnight". Often amusing to watch, he's also renowned for being a bit of a prima-donna with... how can I put it?... somewhat of an ego problem...
More seriously, anyone with a plausible explanation of why HE should be sent the missing Enigma deserves a +5 moderation...
Code wheels still missing (Score:1)
Good News. Motive? (Score:1)
Were the theives fearful of the threat of the Polic and the Media? I wonder if perhaps the Enigma was put to actual use. Could some private collector have some war documents that they wanted to decode first hand? Something along similar lines?
Re:Not enough praise for God (Score:1)
Hm.. (Score:1)
You missed another step. (Score:1)
Police interview:
Paxton: Here it is! I got it in the mail.
Police: Really?! Who sent it to you?
Paxton: I don't know.
Police: Well then, why don't you hang around while we get this sorted out. We've got some nice rooms for people like you.
Paxton: Wait!
Re:You missed another step. (Score:1)
What I've heard. (Score:1)
They failed in their lame attempt however.
Err...Fundamental bits missing (Score:1)
The person demanding the ransom has obviously sent the box back in the same way a kidnapper might send a couple of fingers.
I expect we'll see a continued ransom demand for the wheels.
It's returned but it isn't complete (Score:1)
Re:Good News. Motive? (Score:1)
Mod the above up! (Score:1)
However... (Score:1)
I know who did it! (Score:1)
See Paxman talk about it (Score:1)
Enigma Photos (Score:1)
For those interested in seeing the inside of one of these things without going to the UK or stealing one here's a link [arizona.edu] with lots of photos.
Re:Ransom? (Score:1)
Re:Not enough praise for God (Score:1)
Not so much of the jousting, more a sort of ripping to shreads. Except when he appears to get bored and he cuts them off short. He has put the fun back into politics for me.
However, he let Bill Gates off easily when he interviewed him, which was very dissapointing. It wasn't part of the Newsnight program, so may be Bill's people had everything tied down in advance.
package unopened for a week (Score:1)
The machine is still missing three of the four rotors as well.
Paxman is God (Score:1)
As if you crazy Yanks don't know who he is! For shame!
The news continues (Score:1)
Engima is Not Linux (Score:1)
Perhaps... (Score:1)
So far, just humor (Score:1)
It just doesn't make sense to me, perhaps someone could enlighten me.
Re:Good News. Motive? (Score:1)
Sheesh. And to think yesterday they let me play at moderating.
A related talk at UC Berkeley (Score:1)
Re:Look on eBay! (Score:1)
Good faith? (Score:1)
Said Enigma machine is stolen. Some neutral third party buys it not knowing it's stolen. Said third party discovers its stolen and claims that it was bought in "good faith" and then proceeds to threaten to destroy it if a ransom is not paid.
If it is bought in good faith, why would they simply not return it for what they spent on it (plus a cash reward because people are motivated by money).
All smells fishy to me. . .
Good Faith (Score:1)
Rotors are missing (Score:1)
Re:Paxman sneaks... (Score:1)
The wheels of conspiracy just keep on rolling..
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Rings still missing (Score:1)
Paxman (Score:1)
I always thought that his theme-tune should be
"Paxman. Yeah, I'm the Paxman. And you answer to no-one but me" (sorry, George [geocities.com])
HH
Re:I feel much better at night (Score:1)
HH
Re:I feel much better at night (Score:1)
(Particularly if you plan to get past the TWO chihuahua's the upgraded security system will next employ)
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Counter-Terrorists win! (Score:1)
So who will start work on cs_enigma? This would make a great CS map!
There are bits missing (Score:1)
Cool (Score:1)
Re:Look on eBay! (Score:1)
Re:Good to hear (Score:1)
The reports on this enigma machine made it sound like the guy who took it knew how to use it
That's what you think, you should have seen his posts on usenet, the guy is quite clueless.Enigma all the way (Score:1)
Re:So far, just humor (Score:1)
To obtain that which we all worship more than anything? You know, money?
{/not funny}
Now we can get on with the crappy jokes...
Who cares? (Score:1)
Paxman is [awesome] journalist. (Score:1)
Paxman is an awesome journalist, very smart, probing and is not intimidated by Politicians, in fact a lot of politicians are genuinely scared of him, he finishes careers.
He humiliated Michael Howard the then Home Secretary, in an infamous Newsnight interview by repeating a question, which Howard refused to answer 14 times.
Quite a few interviewees just walk out. The current leader of the opposition William Hauge (nickname is Vague Hauge) refuses to be interviewed by him.
Re: 4 rotor? (Score:1)
The missing enigma is one of only two surviving 4 rotor models in existence, most survivors are 3 rotor. The picture is probably from the BBC libary rather than the actual machine.
Reverse engineering (Score:2)
Ransom? (Score:2)
Thank God! (Score:2)
Good to hear (Score:2)
The whole story was kind weird though. Totally reminded me of Cryptonomicon, with the character Enoch Root mysteriously showing up years later. The reports on this enigma machine made it sound like the guy who took it knew how to use it, and had a real familiarity with it, which made me imagine that he used on during WWII. Now we just have to ask this guy where the Japanese gold is buried...
Let's try that again... (Score:2)
This is a joke. This is only a joke.
Eric
Re:Good News. Motive? (Score:2)
Having an Enigma isn't going to help much, you don't actually need one to decypher any Enigma encyphered documents anyway.
Re:4 rotor? (Score:2)
The machine has 3 rotors (which are still missing). The confusion comes from the reflector, which looks similar to a rotor.
Re:Good faith? (Score:2)
If you buy stolen property you explicitally don't own it. Your only recourse is to sue the person who sold it to you.
Handling stolen property is in itself an offence. Though unlikely to be prosecuted if the person were immediatly return the item to it's owners or the police.
What's the excitement about? (Score:2)
EMUSE.NET [emuse.net]
Re:too bad (Score:2)
-tim
Did anyone else notice .... (Score:2)
We're missing something. (Score:2)
Machine stolen.
Machine bought by unknowing buyer.
Buyer realizes machine is stolen, holds it for ransom.
Buyer sends machine to random news reporter.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who is thinking "Wtf." This chain of events just doesn't make any sense at all. The most obvious solution is simply eliminating step 2, making the person who stole it the person who was demanding ransom. Saying you bought it unknowingly just feels like a half assed excuse to look innocent.
And on top of that, lets think about the type of person who would buy this sort of machine. Probably a normal computer nerd who wants a piece of history. This type of person doesn't seem like they would hold it hostage! I know if I bought a stolen computer unknowingly I'd return it myself to the proper owner and bite the bullet.
None of it makes sense. Come on you
Re:Look on eBay! (Score:2)
If so, the return of the stolen unit will probably resolve any possible buyer fears that they're bidding for a 'hot' machine. This might be good news (price-wise) for the seller of the swiss machine on E-bay.
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yes, but how long (Score:2)
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Re:Good News. Motive? (Score:2)
According to the UK papers, a large-ish price was paid for it. The person who had it apparantly bought it not knowing it was stolen, and wanted to return it, but didnt want to lose all the money he`d paid for it.
There are a few dials missing - presumably they`ll get those back when he gets all the money.
Re:Look on eBay! (Score:2)
Re:package unopened for a week (Score:2)
I saw a documentary on television last year featuring a 3-rotor model. It was supplied with at least 5 different rotors, each numbered with a sequential roman numeral. The rotors used, and the order that they were used in, was changed regualarly, as was the intial setting of the rotors.
Paxman speaks... (Score:2)
He described and they showed the cardboard box stuffed with bubble-wrap that was posted to him. The machine is marked with the missing enigma's code number, but an expert is speeding to the BBC to verify it's identity apparently!
I was surprised him opening the unexpected package himself, seeing as he is so high-profile, and not always liked!
Look on eBay! (Score:3)
Of course, they could have just bought this one off of eBay. [ebay.com]
Isn't it odd... (Score:3)
This is a joke. This is only a joke.
Eric
great! (Score:3)
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too bad (Score:3)
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German Enigma Machine (RARE)
Almost EXACTLY like the one stolen recently!
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I feel much better at night (Score:3)
I deny everything!
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