Stolen Enigma Machine Held For Ransom 119
AaronLane writes: "The BBC has a story on the robbery, and ransom of one of the only three German Enigma encryption machines from World War Two. The people holding the machine say they bought it unknowingly, and want to be compensated before giving it back, or they will destroy it. The Bletchley Park musuem, from which the machine was stolen, is offering 25,000 pounds." [timothy butts in --] Here's a link to the slashdot story posted when the machine was stolen.
Re:Not the thief!? (Score:1)
The criminal mind and stupidity more than often go together. The in-duh-vidual that lifted the machine is almost certainly the idiot who is trying to extort GBP25K from a charitable organisation that looks after Bletchley Park [bletchleypark.org.uk].
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:1)
Re:Only three?? (Score:2)
Re:IANAL, but .... (Score:2)
//rdj
Seriously, indeed (Score:1)
No emoticon smiley will save you from your abject absurdity.
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:1)
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:5)
The intelligence was provided by the Polish (who were breaking some German Army Enigma before the war, and got some of this info, including an Army Enigma, to the British) the French (why had a German spy giving them Enigma codebooks) and the British and Canadians (who captured enigma wheels and codebooks on *several* raids on sinking U-boats and German weather ships). The British (Alan Turing) were the ones who were working on the codebreaking efforts during the critical years of the war.
It wasn't the Enigma machine itself that was so valuable (they knew how it worked before the war) but instead the wheels (especially when a wheel was added) and also the codebooks that contained the wheel and plugboard settings.
The Americans provided additional bombes (mechanical computers used to brute-force Enigma settings) to the effort later in the war. The Americans were also busy breaking the Japanese Naval cypher as well (entirely different).
Everyone contributed - there is lots of national pride to go around.
Re:US should pay Germans? Fiction! (Score:1)
Re:Only three?? (Score:3)
Rich...
Re:The fools! (Score:1)
Note to Moderator (Score:1)
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Re:This would make a good Counter-Strike map. (Score:2)
Or better yet, you feed it a barcode input from a CueCat scanner and it will tell you where to download the DeCSS source MP3 via Napster.
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Something fishy about this... (Score:3)
Note to self: IF s/N ratio>=facts(old news +
Re:Oh Well (Score:1)
Poor spelling and grammar skills? They must be a slashdotter!
Re:IMNAL... (Score:2)
"They are wanting recompense for something they bought in goodwill - they want their money back. We are hoping this person will get in touch."
Goodwill? The British cops sound like they will be grateful for this person(who for all they know is the real thief). So I'd like to know - would they give this person the ransom and congratulate him for his goodwill? This definitely wouldn't happen in America, and I find it hard to believe it would happen in Britain. Here there would be no question - the person would go to jail for a long time if the cops got to him.
I watch the sea.
I saw it on TV.
Re:Seriously, indeed-- I am curiuos (Score:1)
If you are not her, I apologize. If you are, don't be concerned. I am only curious.
Cheers,
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Re:US should pay Germans? Fiction! (Score:1)
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Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:2)
No they bought it. The german military adapted an existing commercial product. Maybe doing this is a bad idea...
stolen property has laws governing its return (Score:3)
No compensation, no ransom, just pure honesty.
Only deal with honest people, and you don't get hurt. Always be honest, and you increase the chances of other people always dealing with honest folks.
It's like encryption. Only take emails from trusted sources. Encourage your friends and family to go the same. Eventually, everyone uses encryption and you can grow the keys on your chain.
A host is a host from coast to coast, but no one uses a host that's close
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:1)
gonna go and throw myself out the window onto a sharp pointy thing right now indeed.
Hi Ho
Ho Hum
So it goes....
Re:US should pay Germans? Fiction! (Score:2)
IIRC, it's right in front of the exit of the Sub, on the left, in the museum.
Simon
A Call has been placed to police (Score:2)
Police want the author of the ransom letters to contact Detective Chief Inspector Simon Chesterman, of Milton Keynes CID, on 01908 686000 and quote reference number 86519900, to negotiate the exchange.
This news just in.. Here is a transcript of an anonymous call just placed into the police on the possible return of the enigma machine
Inspector Simon Chesterman: Hello?
Anonymous caller: Hello Inspector Chesterman, I calling about the stolen enigma machine that I have in my possesion and would like to negotiate return of the item.
Ispector: What item are you calling about now?
caller: The enigma machine
Inspector: The enigma machine, let's see here what was that about now?
caller: Someone stole it from a museum, I bought it in good faith, and now would like to negotiate its safe return.
Insepctor: Sorry not ringing a bell. Do you have a case reference number?
Caller: A what?
Inspector: A case reference number. I can't lookup the case without the number.
Caller: I'm sorry I don't have it.
Inspector: Then I'm sorry, can't help ya
Caller: Look I'm sure that you have the case file sitting right on top of your desk. Or just ask anyone else, I'm sure they will know what I am talking about.
Inspector: I'm sorry we are extrodinarily busy today so no one is free to ask.
Caller: It's very simple. This device is a high ticket and newsworthy item. Just take my info. I'm sure that you will get a call from the museum soon asking if anyone has called, and will have my info handy.
Inspector: Well I would like to accomodate but I can't file your info without the case file, which I can't find without the reference number.
Caller: Oh bloody hell. {hangs up}
Inspector: {to himself} If only people would be prepared before they call...
Re:i can imagine the ransom note... (Score:2)
Re:The fools! (Score:3)
Which is located in Woolsley Itch Underhamptstead Oldbury Cottenginton Westbloodyhammersmith.
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Re:i can imagine the ransom note... (Score:1)
Re:The fools! (Score:1)
Re:IMNAL... (Score:1)
But.
They have the machine. They've basically said that they've paid money for it and that if they're going to be out of pocket on the deal then they're willing to have some fun destroying the thing first.
No-one's said it's not illegal, just that it's the situation.
What I love though is all this talk of the machine being in the hands of "The Master" - the news sounds more like Doctor Who every day
Re:The fools! (Score:1)
Besides developing their own nuclear arsenal, you mean? That tends to *mostly* deter the US :)
The real reason they stole it.... (Score:1)
Yeah, right. (Score:2)
Unknowingly, indeed!
TWW
Re:Funny this looks familar (Score:2)
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Code Book (Score:2)
(It's by Jon Katz BTW, so you might not want to read it....)
Re:IANAL, but .... (Score:1)
I think the geezers who are ransoming it are the ones that nicked it, and the coppers know it. If they pay the ransom, I'll be very surprised.
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Shure but (Score:1)
It was also used to stuff ballot boxes in the Yugoslavia elections for the current president, knowing full well that when the roiting is over M$ would own the country.
In the next few weeks it wil be used to turn the vatican into the largest ever p0rn site & cause natile whats-her-name form the phantom menace to die in a grits accsident.......
The whole thing is being ploted by ELVIS (Gates is just a pawn here folks)
(I think thats all the
British Law (Score:1)
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If only they could decypher the ransom note! (Score:1)
See spot. See spot run.
See Slobodon. See Slobodon run.
www.ridiculopathy.com [ridiculopathy.com]
Only three? No... (Score:1)
If anyone ever gets the chance to visit Washington D.C. and has some spare time, definitely go visit the Information Age section of the American History Museum. They show how World War II brought us the information age, not the nuclear age. They go from Morse code, early mechanical computing machines, early T.V, they have a old cross bar switch, Enigma, pieces of the ENIAC, pieces of the UNIVAC, the original apple computer in its wood burned box, and some early TI and Zilog microprocessors. A lot of history in a small space.
Re:IANAL, but .... (Score:1)
Re:The number of Enigma Machines.. (Score:1)
Re:Oh Well (Score:1)
it must be a yank then
Re:The fools! (Score:2)
Nope. Only the EU is allowed to do that.
Steven E. Ehrbar
At least they... (Score:1)
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Re:A Call has been placed to police (Score:1)
Inspector Simon Chesterman: Hello?
Anonymous caller: Hello Inspector Chesterman, I calling about the stolen enigma machine that I have in my possesion and would like to negotiate return of the item.
Ispector: What item are you calling about now?
caller: The enigma machine
Inspector: The enigma machine, let's see here what was that about now?
caller: Someone stole it from a museum, I bought it in good faith, and now would like to negotiate its safe return.
Insepctor: Sorry not ringing a bell. Do you have a case reference number?
Caller: A what?
Inspector: A case reference number. I can't lookup the case without the number.
Caller: I'm sorry I don't have it.
Inspector: Go to our website, look it up and call back.
Caller: okay. {caller dials in to his ISP, and goes to the website }
... The rest is history.
That's easy (Score:3)
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Re:IMNAL... (Score:1)
The fools! (Score:5)
Silly robbers. Don't they understand the way to commit crimes these days is to use the law?
Counterstrike Sucks (Score:1)
i can imagine the ransom note... (Score:5)
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A few links if you want to know more about Enigma (Score:4)
A short description [trincoll.edu] of how the machine worked.
An Enigma simulation [demon.co.uk] and some good links.
Some cool stuff!
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Josh
Enigma Theft (Score:1)
Must be time... (Score:2)
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US should pay Germans? (Score:2)
Only three?? (Score:2)
I saw one at the Natl Crypto Museum and one at the MIT flea market last year (wish I had the $7500 he wanted..).
If an Enigma shows up at MIT, you know there's more than three in the world.
2 Rotor Enigmas? (Score:1)
Did these exist? As in the Channel 4 documentory (not the current one on general codebreaking, the one from a couple of years ago on the Enigma / Bletchly Park only) only refered to 3 (they even showed one working, so they can't be that rare, unless it was a replica) and 4 rortor enigmas.
Channel 4: Showing Angel at 6:00pm vicously cut (why can't they show it agian later like the BBC does with Buffy the Vampire slayer? Is a reepeat of Countdown that important?
money deposit (Score:2)
But then, when they try to pick up the money and the cops get them we could hear funny stuff like from scooby doo.
Ex: "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you darned americans decrypting my code!"
Where are the other machines kept? (Score:2)
This would make a good Counter-Strike map. (Score:5)
Re:Yeah, but WHO invented the Enigma? (OT) (Score:1)
The German military adopted a modified version, during the 1930s and 1940s there were several important changes to the design and operation of the machine.
A trio of brilliant Polish codebreakers, including Rejewski, developed some techniques which enabled them to work out the encryption keys used by some of the German communications networks. Just prior to the invasion of Poland, changes in German operating procedures eventually rendered these techniques ineffective. The Poles did not have the resources to overcome these difficulties.
Changes included:
The Enigma was never broken completely once and for all. The British had to start afresh every day in order to work out the day-code and message-codes for each German network.
Several times, changes in German procedures meant that existing codebreaking techniques no longer worked and new techniques had to be developed.
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don't do it (Score:2)
*ahem*
And why ransom it? How fucked up are these people that they know what the enigma machine is but they've never heard of ebay?
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Not the thief!? (Score:1)
Re:Only three?? (Score:1)
It was an Abwehr unit, serial G-312
No Plugboard
Described as "3 rotor" though the picture shows four.
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How could they not know it was stolen? (Score:1)
Also, isn't it illegal to hold stolen property?
Is there a period after which holding stolen property is legal?
Re:i can imagine the ransom note... (Score:1)
Under the new RIP (Regulation of Investigatory Powers) Act you are duty bound to disclose the unencrypted version of this message which it is believed is being used to further a criminal activity. You may face up to two years in jail if you fail to hand over the keys...
:-)
Seriously.. (Score:1)
What's with people not doing good deeds anymore, do good deeds only exist in the linux world, or something?
Re:Only three?? (Score:1)
I want Enigma! (Score:1)
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Re:They won't destroy it! (Score:2)
I'd like to hear what any brits feel their law covers in these terms.
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Funny this looks familar (Score:1)
Re:The fools! (Score:2)
What have the Brits done that makes them worth not invading? Nobody else gets such preferential treatment from the US.
Re:Only three?? (Score:1)
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:1)
The Poles stole a bunch of Army Enigmas (anyone posting the phony plural Enigmae is gonna get a few words from me), and cracked them before anyone else did, but the big prize was the submarine Enigma with the three wheels.
Re:Only three?? (Score:1)
I Don't Think So... (Score:3)
Oh, sure -- why, just the other day I was at a yard sale and saw an Enigma machine, one of the propellers from the plane Admiral Yamamoto was shot down in, and the original V2 plans signed by Wehrer von Braun.
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Not too bright (Score:1)
Re:don't do it (Score:1)
This is a job for... (Score:2)
R could come up with all kinds of devlishly clever gadgets and weapons, including a £200,000 BMW (which Bond would wreck in the first 10 minutes). Bond could destroy streets, buildings, parked cars, and maybe do a crop circle or two, all with lots of shooting and huge orange fireballs. That'd show those mangy bastards that they can't extort Bletchly Park Museum out of £25,000!
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Re:Shure but (Score:1)
..and the X Files is real! And Elvis lives! And... (Score:1)
Re:3 or 4 wheels? (Score:2)
GNUnigma (Score:1)
(This was originally named YAFSWW2GEM, but cybersquatters had already registered that name with all the available TLDs.)
Anonymous Kev
Re:Seriously.. (Score:1)
Engage brain before fingers.
Re:Only three?? (Score:2)
Double rares, 1 in 100000 packs
Re:Only three? No... (Score:1)
Re:This would make a good Counter-Strike map. (Score:1)
Re:So let them destroy it (Score:1)
Yes, I'd mind, but I wouldn't advocate spending a fortune to stop you.
Re:Sell it on ebay! (Score:1)
Yeah, but WHO invented the Enigma? (OT) (Score:1)
But something struck me, as I've been reading quite a bit of information about early computing and code breaking concerning the enigma. The only thing they ever mention is that it was "German Built".
Which German built it?
How many other early computing concepts have simply been atrributed to anonymous "Germans"? I know a bit about Zuse, but were there others?
Are there no records of this?
I ask only in the interests of computing history, though I guess I run the risk of my intentions being misinterpreted.
-- kwashiorkor --
Leaps in Logic
should not be confused with
Re:US should pay Germans? (Score:1)
I'll sell them some stuff (Score:1)
Oh, you mean they didn't know it was stolen, not that they didn't know they'd handed over some cash.
There goes my get-rich-quick scheme for today.
On the other hand I do have a warehouse full of these but they are self-assembly.
Who'll give me $99?
Re:The fools! (Score:2)
> Underhamptstead Oldbury Cottenginton
> Westbloodyhammersmith.
(pronounced "Wooster")
Chris Mattern
Re:The number of Enigma Machines.. (Score:1)
However, note that the one you can buy for yourself is a 3 rotor *Army/Air Force* model, not the highly sought-after and very rare Naval versions.
Oh Well (Score:2)
Message to Enigma Owner: Have some respect for what your parents fought for and give the friggin thing back!
Re:Oh Well (Score:1)
Brazilian thieves stole the Jules Rimet cup and melted it to sell the gold. Never were caught, either. Shame on us. Of course, this Enigma thing is a gazillion times more outrageous.
Re:Only three?? (Score:3)
3 or 4 wheels? (Score:1)
give it or else (Score:1)
Re:US should pay Germans? Fiction! (Score:1)
You should probably go re-read your naval history. The naval enigma machine that the story in U-571 is based on was, in fact, captured by the RN in 1941. That much is correct. However, in 1944, the USS Guadalcanal battle group captured the U-505, including its code books and naval enigma. The U-505 is currently on display in front of the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. Not sure where the U-505's engima wound up, but if I had to guess, it's probably at the NSA museum.
Sell it on ebay! (Score:3)
Too bad there are only three of them or you could imagine a Beowu[CHOKE-GAGGGG]
NO CARRIER
IANAL, but .... (Score:2)
They would have to go after the people who sold it to them for perpetrating a fraud or something. So for them to say that they won't return it without compensation is to hold the wrong people responsible. And it could be considered blackmail.
never mind jail terms if britain has laws against destruction of national treasures, historical artifacts, etc.
This sound suspiciously like something the original crooks would do, but that is pure speculation on my part.
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Re:I'm not really British. (Score:2)