

Man Arrested For Enigma Theft 137
OwenF writes: "Well, the coppers have picked up some 50-year-old for stealing the enigma decoder. He's already out on bail, and they're still looking for a woman seen driving a red car at the museum. Very 'international superthief' type caper, if you ask me. Where's 007 when you need him?" I think it's clear to everyone that the woman in the red car is most likely Carmen Sandiego.
Re:Rio! (Score:1)
Just so you know, your sig is uglifying slashdot. I went ahead and followed your link to see how relavant your sig was and frankly, I was disappointed. My first thought was that you might accuse me of trolling myself, but I am really only trying to clean up slashdot, particularly the sigs.
My biggest complaint is that your sig is fairly unrelated to your UCSSM idea, which is at best lame. (On this subject, I would suggest being able to filter by modifiers - for example, filter out ``Off-topic'' and ''Troll'' posts, but this is another discussion.) My biggest complaint is the length of the link. It is not esthetically pleasing as it looks like an accidentally unfinished link. As you know these are rather tacky and distract from the message you are trying to convey. They even make you look like a newbie HTML coder. [anywhere.nowhere]
My suggestion would be to just straighten out your sig. Consider the following:
Moderators: Just because you like Unix and C doesn't mean everyone does. Be objective.
For more ideas on improving moderation, click here [slashdot.org].
If you like, feel free to use it. Here's the HTML:
Moderators: Just because you like Unix and C doesn't mean everyone does. Be objective.<BR>
For more ideas on improving moderation, <A HREF="http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=Millenn
See? Less intrusive, more professional looking. That may be too long (I haven't counted), but you write well (I read that post), so I am sure you could get your point across in fewer words. Making a change along these lines will make people take your sig a bit more seriously. Right now, it's distracting and confusing at best.
That said, it's time you got yourself a new sig. Thank you.
TUBES! (Score:1)
Re:software enigma (Score:1)
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Re:Rio! (Score:1)
My other suggestion would be that they find something actually worth worrying about.
Re:sig nazis (Score:1)
Re:That said, it's time you got yourself a new sig (Score:1)
We feel the same way about you.
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:1)
Part of a larger conspiracy? (Score:1)
Fraternity initiation? Scavenger hunt?
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:1)
Re:software enigma (Score:1)
Enigma (Score:1)
1.One that is puzzling, ambiguous, or inexplicable.
2.A perplexing speech or text; a riddle.
[Latin aenigma, from Greek ainigma, from ainissesthai, ainig- to speak in riddles, from ainos, fable.]
Fable? Does Aesop know about this?
Re:*LOL* Yes but... (Score:1)
Re:Can you say "statute of limitations"? (Score:1)
Can the museum use legal recourse to get the machine back, even if they can't prosecute the thieves?
I'm guessing that even if a statute of limitations did run out (does England even have a statute of limitations?) there would be a strong social pressure for the item to be returned, similar to the situation we see today with Nazi loot. Of course, the British museum is full of loot that they haven't returned...
-OT
Re:*LOL* Yes but... (Score:1)
Treason or Just Theft? (Score:1)
I wonder if they will charge him with simple theft or treason... Fourty years ago, this would have been high treason and he probably would have been shot on sight.
InitZero
Gotham Gazzet NewsFlash!!!!! (Score:1)
Historical clean up :) (Score:1)
"Where in the world" originally was writen for the Apple II due to it's popularity at the time for eductaion. The target market however was homes as most united states schools could not accually afford to buy software (some were but the majority of schools were crying about a lack of funds.. much like today)
It later made it to PC clones (running [Pc/MS]Dos).
It has also found it's way to the Mac and Windows. It is currently still being sold as a MsWindows title.
It also was incarnated as an educational game show on PBS however the statis of this game show is unknown to me.
The game entered the market AFTER Apple replaced the Commodore PET as the computer of choice by united states schools. The switch from the PET may have been unavoidable as Commodore seemed oblivous to the schools needs.
The Apple][ computers simply outnumbered the PETs in united states schools. There were never more than a few PET computers and only when it was belived vital. On the other hand there was a flood of Apple][ computers. One for every classroom.
The "Where in the world" title did make it to the Commodore 64 and other brands of computers however the title focused only on computers populare in the United States.
During the main run of the software title the UK had it's own computers that were populare. Commodore was sereous about the UK market at that time but I doupt few if any other US computer makers were intrested in compeating in the UK.
Finnal note.. The UK has long had a Risc based home computer, the Acorn I belive it is named. It originally had a 6502 but the system was upgraded to a Risc. This was a cost cutting move only the Risc was selected for it's low R&D costs not for it's power and based on the speed of the chip selected I would suspect they picked a Risc that did not throw any money into speed.
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:1)
The real question would be... (Score:1)
Bletchley Park, not London (Score:1)
Re:I know where it is... (Score:1)
What do I do, when it seems I relate to Judas more than You?
Re:Conspiracy Theory (Score:1)
Conspiracy Theory (Score:1)
Correction: It wasn't a red CAR (Score:1)
for that matter... (Score:1)
For that matter, why do criminals ever do the things they do?
But yes, I agree with your point. There is no "logic" in the theft of this artifact because it's something that will be easily spotted wherever it is taken, because I'm going to assume that since it was stolen, the person who stole it knows that it's something very worthwhile to have and will therefore not just take it anywhere and leave it on a street corner when they find out it doesn't "do" much. Therefore, as you/we've speculated, it'll be spotted and - tada! - found. (Well, I certainly hope so.)
Or, to continue wildly speculating about the topic, the person could've stolen it just to:
see the reaction
see how long it would take it to be found
(in combination with above) test the skills of the Bletchley Park (sorry if it's misspelled) folks as they try to "decrypt" the location of the machine
because they knew they could (well, they did, didn't they? - and yes, I know this one's already been mentioned)
incite people like me to make speculations like these
The thief may, however, have a way to sell the piece if they know someone who's willing to "walk on the wild side" and buy the thing because they've got the money and figure that, as rich as they may/may not be, no one will ever come 'round and find them.
Then again, I figure I'm just rambling now...
Which OS does Carmen use? (Score:1)
So
Or you've been using Linux since the Dawn of Time.
At least the Secret Service didn't get it ... (Score:1)
[apologies to my friend Steve Jackson]
[no, not the British one, the Texan]
Re:I know where it is... (Score:1)
Look under "Used Crytography Machines"
Why He Took It (Score:1)
Yes, I'm serious
Re:OT: Your sig (Score:1)
Carmen Sandiego . . . (Score:1)
Re:Carmen Sandiego . . . (Score:1)
an lc for me...
played hours and hours of it...
i always found her...
hmm...got me thinking hmm...dig out that old lc again...
Re:Why steal it? (Score:1)
its being able to say to your self "i have an engima machine"..
thats it
hmm, wonder if he would accept old socks for it?
or a new car..
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:1)
Why steal it? (Score:1)
So what use is this to steal? Just to say you did it? I could understand if the thief had turned out to be a teenager or something but the guy was fifty! This is on the emotional level with stealing hood ornaments and such. A way to say "Look what I have!" but never really having any practical use for it.
But they never did my module (Score:1)
Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiego?
Our secret is gamma-irradiated cow manure
Mitsubishi ad
she's busted (Score:1)
Re:software enigma (Score:1)
Re:Rio! (Score:1)
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Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:1)
Re:Somewhere close by... (Score:1)
Re:Carmen Sandiego . . . (Score:1)
erm...yes, anyway, it was a cool game...
Call the Feds! (Score:1)
OT: Your sig (Score:1)
He got it as a present and has no idea where it was purchased. Anyone know?
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Re:At least the Secret Service didn't get it ... (Score:1)
Hmmm - Thinks........
IT WAS ME! (Score:1)
The only problem is that I can never find a dress to bring out the color of my eyes.
Why only two? (Score:1)
I wonder if the other enigma machine was in a museum in Germany. If so, then the only use for the machines would be for Germany to communicate with England, which is the opposite of what they were invented for! =)
Re:The MPAA is behind this... (Score:1)
I guess some people can tell 'em and some people can't. [slashdot.org]
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Re:A real enigma... (Score:1)
Holy puzzles-wrapped-in-an-enigma-surrounded-by-myster
Re:Enigma was cool. Still is, actually. (Score:1)
Stealing the machine is the equivalent of being told the encryption algorithm. Like any secure system, the security does not rest in keeping the algorithm secret, but in keeping the keys secret. Look at modern encryption methods, the algorithms are widely published, but they are still very hard to break. Enigma is the same. The team that broke it were geniuses.
In a related story... (Score:1)
Man Arrested For Enigma Theft... (Score:1)
Online gaming for motivated, sportsmanlike players: www.steelmaelstrom.org [steelmaelstrom.org].
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:1)
How do you expect Mark Smith to have known about
it before he went off in his time machine and got
a machine?
Re:Don't Steal It; Download It (Score:1)
or should I say:
tha's upid.mpoblegnyflrw
hI:
Where's the Chief to give you instructions? (Score:1)
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:1)
Re:Why only two? (Score:1)
Re:OT: Your sig (Score:1)
Re:Why only two? (Score:1)
Re:old news (Score:1)
Re:Why only two? (Score:1)
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:1)
I guess this goes to show that there is no security through obscurity...
Re:Why steal it? (Score:1)
Sounds more like stealing the Mona Lisa to me. You just don't understand the mind of a collecter. The joy is not in the showing off, or even in any use. Its just knowing that you possess this thing of value. The Hope diamond is objectively useless unless you cut it up to fence, but the kind of person who would steal the Hope diamond would never do that. They would just put it somewhere secure and know that they owned it. Its just that kind of person's way.
-Kahuna Burger
Everybody sing (Score:2)
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "Uncle,"
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
Well, they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can she be?
Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well she glides around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
I know where it is... (Score:2)
Re:software enigma (Score:2)
You need a Z-code interpreter to play it - I suggest frotz [ifarchive.org]
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:2)
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Re:*LOL* Yes but... (Score:2)
Re:Don't Steal It; Download It (Score:2)
You repeated yourself several times in this post. The text of your message was 839 bytes. I've written "-Waldo" at the end of perhaps 10 messages. (It's not a
I write my signature at the bottom of my snail-mail, but it's on the envelope. I write my name at the end of my e-mail, but it's in the header. The world is full of redundancy. The world is full of redudancy. (Doh! That's 31 bytes!)
You must have the page for The Bandwidth Conservation Society [paxar.bc.ca] as your home page, eh?
-Waldo
Re:The real question would be... (Score:2)
Based on Dante of course...
Rio! (Score:2)
She *always* ends up there!
:)
I'll just need the general consensus of the
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:2)
Please don't trust what I've written as my memory is a bit shaky (I try to remember the important things and vaguely remember the rest).
Re:Rio! (Score:2)
Let's see... Copacabana Beach, check. The Christ statue, check. The Bread Loaf, check. Nope, not here.
It worked, Carmen. You're safe now. Those fools' will never suspect a thing... now let's just erase this paragraph and click Subm--
Now that they've got somebody.. (Score:2)
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:2)
Re:software enigma (Score:2)
We don't need no steenkin' Feds! (Score:2)
Not if they took a large hammer and squashed it flat, pressed it into sheets, and put a cover on it. Then it would be a book, and protected free speech
Re:*LOL* Yes but... (Score:2)
Well, I know she visited the Mechanic Shop and I know she was at the Football Stadium in Florida but I have to keep looking.
software enigma (Score:2)
Re:OT: Your sig (Score:2)
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Somewhere close by... (Score:2)
I still have to investigate the tourist center and sports arena, but I've already used the crime computer to generate an arrest warrant.
After this, I'm only two cases away from my next promotion!
Take care,
Steve
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Stephen C. VanDahm
Movie Promotion? (Score:2)
U-571 [u-571.com]
Isn't it about a bunch of US Marines who end up dying after stealing an enigma machine off a German U-boat and thus help the allies win world war II?
Remember when "Armaggedon" came out and suddenly NASA decided an asteroid was going to crash into the earth in 2025.. then released that they're was a million to chance that an asteroid was going to kill us all... lame, lame, lame.
I wanted to see U-571 anyway, they didn't have to go and stage this lameness...
Re:Enigma vs. CSS (Score:2)
The Station-X guys were geniuses because they found ways to discover the keys used for messages by examining ciphertext, and hence recover the plaintext.
Of course, that didn't stop my government hounding Alan Turing after the war for being a homosexual, quite probably leading to his eventual suicide.
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:2)
There were three until this... (Score:2)
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:2)
Enigma was cracked because a letter could not be encoded to itself. Therefore if you knew the clear text, you could match it with the appropriate position on the cyphertext (No matching letters), and dramatically reduce the number of matching configurations. There were a few other tricks they learned too, such as a repeated letter sometimes matched onto the same code letter as the previous time.
Smell of sarcasm (Score:2)
Is 007 the IQ?
News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german code! (Score:2)
More information to follow as the story breaks.
damn it (Score:2)
Re:News Flash! Allied time bandit hacks german cod (Score:2)
Or something.
awx
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:3)
Oddly enough, some Brits find this a bit cheeky.
No doubt, Americans would be similarly amused if a film were to be released portraying Guadalcanal being liberated by British forces with nary an American in sight...
Nick
Enigma vs. MPIA^H^HAA :-/ (Score:3)
In todays society the people who cracked the enigma would be locked up, sued, and branded criminals. Ironic, it's all a matter of timing.
Coders and computers (Score:3)
So, in 1945, a coder was a machine, and a computer was a person...
Well its about time. (Score:3)
*LOL* Yes but... (Score:4)
Where in the world is she?
Breaks out into acapella song
Re:Everybody sing (Score:4)
Some anonymous coward dun wrote:
I would stand in shock, but I remember that not everyone on Slashdot is from the States or even from countries where the main computer in schools was either an Apple II or an 8086 (at least to my knowledge, a version of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" was never put out for the Speccy--pretty much the main computer, along with old BBC boxen, in the rest of the world outside of North America :).
Anyhoos..."Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego" was a game put out years back for the Apple II and for older PCs (I think there may have been a Macintosh version too, but my memory may well be addled there) that was ostenably to teach kids about geography and which featured this lady in a red coat named Carmen Sandiego and a large gang of henchmen who stole various and sundry historical artifacts/features/etc. Your goal, of course, was to find out just where the hell Carmen Sandiego and her henchmen were (and it subtly taught you geography and map-reading skills along the way). Definitely one of the better "educational" games that ever came out...
There were some sequels, if memory serves, such as "Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego" (where she was even going back in TIME to steal historically important stuff, the evil wench), but the original is still IMHO the best of the series...
And as for the little song folks have been posting, well...that's from the TV spinoff of the game (which was shown on PBS, our public broadcast/educational TV network here in the States--I'm not sure what the equivalent would be in other countries, other than the "cultural" channels) which was in a game-show format where kids had to (surprise, surprise) track down Carmen Sandiego and at the end take a bunch of markers and identify as many countries on a continent as they could in sixty seconds...great fun if you were a kid, and even educational for us grownups :) The song itself was done by a group called Rockapella that did (surprise, surprise) acapella songs, and they did all the music for the series (which ran for some two or three years at least).
Which is probably more than you ever wanted to know about Carmen Sandiego ;)
Re:Movie Promotion? (Score:4)
The Code Books were made using special paper (rice paper?) and special ink (rose water?) and the enigma operators were under orders to throw the book into the water if they were ever captured. The water would make the book unreadable. However in this case, the captain just told the operator to abandon the sub, and he did not have time to destroy the code books.
The MPAA is behind this... (Score:4)
Don't Steal It; Download It (Score:5)
-Waldo
So They Found the Suspect . . . (Score:5)
Geoff