Convicted Spammer Jeffrey Kilbride Flees Prison 233
An anonymous reader writes with this news from California: "According to the article, 'Officials at the Federal Bureau of Prisons say an inmate escaped from a minimum security area of the federal prison in Lompoc. Prison officials say Jeffrey Kilbride, 48, was discovered missing at around 1:30 p.m. on Friday....A search is reportedly underway. Prison officials say Kilbride was serving a 78-month sentence for conspiracy and fraud. He was due to be released on December 11, 2015.'" Here's why Kilbride was in prison.
Sounds like that prison needs a better (Score:5, Funny)
*sunglasses*
spammer filter
YEEEEEEAH
Ahh, I see the problem (Score:3, Funny)
The prison had such good spammer filtering in place that they couldn't even see him leave....
Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (Score:3, Funny)
You forgot to allow for the delays in his progress for the times he stops to send unsolicited email to unsuspecting individuals.
Me? (Score:-1, Funny)
Re: What an idiot. (Score:5, Funny)
He better hope the cops get to him before we do...
Re: What an idiot. (Score:2, Funny)
If he doesn't like the ass-kicking I'd give him if I were to meet him, he can just opt out of my boot-to-the-posterior list. Here's how it works. I kick him in the ass, I keep kicking him in the ass until he opts out, and then I sell his name, address, and the GPS coordinates of his ass over to the next ass-kicking professional. He can keep opting out of every ass-kicking-list that any individual provider of ass-kicking services has to offer. What's the harm? It only takes a second to opt out!
Re: What an idiot. (Score:0, Funny)
Oh do shut up.
Re:Going to PMITA prison! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What an idiot. (Score:5, Funny)