Adobe Hacked: Almost 3 Million Accounts Compromised 256
sl4shd0rk writes "Adobe Systems Inc. is expected to announce today that hackers broke into its network and stole source code for an as-yet undetermined number of software titles, including its ColdFusion Web application platform, and possibly its Acrobat family of products. The company said hackers also accessed nearly three million customer credit card records, and stole login data for an undetermined number of Adobe user accounts."
See... this is why I torrent cracked versions. (Score:5, Funny)
PDF Exploit? (Score:5, Funny)
Seconded (Score:3, Funny)
This makes me happy to have p1r4t3d versions of CS5 and CS6.
Adobe doesn't know my details and neither do the hackers, easy peasie lemon squeezie.
Re:Interesting Quote (Score:5, Funny)
However, as far as the source code is concerned, Adobe assured that there is no "increased risk to customers as a result of this incident."
In other words, the risk is as bad as ever.
I'm not sure why Adobe is being so pessimistic. This might be the first time in years that anybody who could find their own ass with both hands and a map, much less do code security, has examined the source code involved...
Re:First post! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:PDF Exploit? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:See... this is why I torrent cracked versions. (Score:3, Funny)
I'm a programmer, not a cunning linguist. Taking things at face value is my specialty.
And I don't have to "climb up" on some high horse, you clod, I'm here all the time.
Re:First post! (Score:2, Funny)
photoshopped reflections expert here, can confirm
Re:Couldn't have happened... (Score:4, Funny)
But we are talking about the people who wrote Flash...
Code analysis (Score:5, Funny)
So, let me recap.
Adobe just lost the source code to one of the most exposed attack surfaces known for vulnerabilities?
That'll be one hell of a peer review.
Re: Seconded (Score:4, Funny)
Yes we do Dave Watson 123 Anywhere Ln. Sunnyvale, CA 95014
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Re:See... this is why I torrent cracked versions. (Score:4, Funny)
I have a fantastic sense of humor. Which is not mutually-exclusive with being socially retarded.
Re: Seconded (Score:5, Funny)
Re:See... this is why I torrent cracked versions. (Score:5, Funny)
As the article says. They'll also give your credit card to anyone else who asks their computer nicely for it too...
Re:See... this is why I torrent cracked versions. (Score:5, Funny)
Adobe have source code for a Time Machine ?
Re:This is just adobe's way of saying... (Score:4, Funny)
stenography efforts flagged
That's why I stick to writing longhand. Take that Adobe!