The Trouble With Bringing Your Business Laptop To China 402
snydeq writes "A growing trend faces business executives traveling to China: government or industry spooks stealing data from their laptops and installing spyware. 'While you were out to dinner that first night, someone entered your room (often a nominal hotel staffer), carefully examined the contents of your laptop, and installed spyware on the computer — without your having a clue. The result? Exposure of information, including customer data, product development documentation, countless emails, and other proprietary information of value to competitors and foreign governments. Perhaps even, thanks to the spyware, there's an ongoing infection in your corporate network that continually phones home key secrets for months or years afterward.'"
Fix 'em good. (Score:5, Funny)
Take a TRS-80 and watch them try to figure it out.
Re:encryption (Score:3, Funny)
Why doesn't your business mandate HDD encryption?
Not that it would matter, some person would decide its too much trouble entering the password all the time and just leave the laptop on.
Always encryption (Score:3, Funny)
Hah, I had this problem... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Booby trap time (Score:5, Funny)
the laptop battery goes critical on bootup
Nah. Dell tried that already..
Or Windows '98 (Score:4, Funny)
Re:EVIL MAID! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Or Windows '98 (Score:5, Funny)
How about Windows 95 with Microsoft Bob?
I think that's a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Re:encryption (Score:4, Funny)
And if the laptop has a firewire port, i'm fairly certain RAM can be dumped on ANY operating system [gnome.org].
Ah, this must be the reason that Apple is dropping Firewire in it's laptops. Always looking out for us. Thanks Steve! (wherever you are)
troll them (Score:5, Funny)
gigabytes and gigabytes of detailed looking prototype data from your projects that failed due to a fatal and truly unsolvable flaw, but fudge the data and info to mask the unsolvable part
bonus points for anything that will cost them 100 million to fail to reproduce
more bonus points at the billion, 10 billions and 100 billion level
cold fusion, hot fusion, electric vehicle, atomic reactors, there must be trillions of dollars worth of hopelessly flawed design proposals kicking around collecting dust in company archives. -- Put them to good^H^H^H^HLulzy use
Re:Industrial espionage (Score:4, Funny)
Re:encryption (Score:5, Funny)
You take the USB key with you around your neck.
Still insecure, someone could grab it and run. For enterprise-level security, swallow the USB key. That will keep the USB key well and truly secure, while still giving you access to your data every 48 hours.
Re:Industrial espionage (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure your lack of experience in capital letters and their proper usage increases the public's perceived veracity in your experience with this subject.
Re:encryption (Score:5, Funny)