I Like My IT Budget Tight and My Developers Stupid 235
Esther Schindler writes "'Who has money to train these guys nowadays? They should be lucky they're still employed, right? Keep thinking that way,' writes Lisa Vaas. The competition applauds your choice to glue your wallet shut. Or, to put this another way: This is why the boss won't pay for developer training. Vaas explains how those still training manage to get their training budgets funded."
Tight & Stupid... (Score:2, Funny)
...like my women.
(Sorry. I just couldn't resist.)
Read this the other day on LinkedIn: (Score:4, Funny)
CFO says to CEO, "What if we spend all this money on training everyone, and they leave?"
CEO replies, "What if we don't spend the money and they stay?"
Re:yeah okay (Score:3, Funny)
The prospect of an AI designed by slashdotters makes me tremble with fear.
It would only run on linux, it would be constantly arguing with everyone, it would be an insufferable pedant, post pro-Stallman propaganda on every public forum on the net and spend the other half of its day trolling 4chan memes on social networks like bebo.