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Comments: 108 + -   Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day on Friday July 30, @11:50AM

Posted by kdawson on Friday July 30, @11:50AM
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ArbiterOne writes "The 11th Annual System Administrator Appreciation Day is today. Celebrated worldwide on the last Friday of July, this day honors those who fight in the digital trenches to keep the Net alive. OpenDNS offers a way to remind your boss about the holiday, while another blogger shares war stories. The startup Ksplice has created an homage to these heroes in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure." Reader Netbuzz submits a sobering look at the profession from Network World, which notes, "In the past year, [sysadmins'] pay has dropped, and more of their positions are being farmed out to temporary workers."
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  • Happy sysadmin day? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by slaxative (1867220) on Friday July 30, @11:53AM (#33084078)
    I've been a sysadmin for a while time now, and I've never had one person wish me a happy admin day. It would seem the only people who know about this, happen to be sysadmins. No one has a clue when I mention it. We need more sysadmin day advertising. Someone want to fund a commercial? Lets add it to every calendar world wide. Who's with me?
    • I've been a sysadmin for a while time now, and I've never had one person wish me a happy admin day.

      Happy admin day! ;)

      • by nizo (81281) * on Friday July 30, @12:07PM (#33084370) Homepage Journal

        Now get back to work!!

      • Re: (Score:2, Funny)

        by BrokenHalo (565198)
        Having spent many a miserable Christmas, Easter or other so-called "break" tied to a pager or (worse) a dumb terminal over a dialup line, I can only say a sysadmin's lot is not an 'appy one. (Apologies to W.S. Gilbert [youtube.com]...) Let's see:

        When a user's not engaged in his employment (his employment)
        Or maturing his pathetic little plans (little plans)
        His capacity for innocent enjoyment (-cent enjoyment)
        Is just as great as any honest man's (honest man's)...
    • If you'd act like you're happy more then maybe people would. :p

    • by fuzzyfuzzyfungus (1223518) on Friday July 30, @12:00PM (#33084224) Journal
      Are you thinking something sugary and hallmarkesque, like the PR that "administrative professional's day"(formerly for appreciation of secretaries, now renamed) gets, or something more along the lines of "We route your packets, we back-up your documents, we administer your databases, we install your drivers. We maintain your uptime while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us. "?
      • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

        by Culture20 (968837)

        Are you thinking something sugary and hallmarkesque, like the PR that "administrative professional's day"(formerly for appreciation of secretaries, now renamed) gets, or something more along the lines of "We route your packets, we back-up your documents, we administer your databases, we install your drivers. We maintain your uptime while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us. "?

        The latter please. The bit actors from the Sopranos are probably looking for some easy ad money.

      • Are you thinking something sugary and hallmarkesque, like the PR that "administrative professional's day"(formerly for appreciation of secretaries, now renamed) gets?

        As some of the more outspoken AAs used to say at one place I worked, "Raises, not roses." They were less than effective because they never added the magic words at the end of their missive: "or else we'll organize a union, asshole."

    • We should have an industrial action day. e-commerce, and thus a large swath of the economy, grinding to a halt for a day would be the wake-up everyone needs. And it wouldn't cost us any air time fees

    • Re: (Score:3, Interesting)

      by molecular (311632)

      Someone want to fund a commercial? Lets add it to every calendar world wide. Who's with me?

      We don't need commercials, how lame is that!
      Like the calendar idea.
      How about using adzapper (or the like) on our proxies replacing all ads with a "happy sysadmin's day" message for the day?

    • Well, if you're not happy, this video [youtube.com] will cheer you up:

      Happy sysadmin day!

    • I email the entire company once a year, about a week before. Cron is yer friend.

      • Do you really want to be reminding them how easy it would be to replace you with a cron job? :-)

        • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

          by dangitman (862676)

          Do you really want to be reminding them how easy it would be to replace you with a cron job? :-)

          There's much more to it than that. I'm a cron artist.

    • And are you hiring?

  • Mailing list posting from one of the sysadmins (Too bad they don't do word wraps).

    http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/78attendees/current/msg00848.html [ietf.org]

    Staying up until 7 AM so that bunch of geeks could get decent connectivity in their hotel - kudos.

    There was also the nice orange Cat6 cable running through the parking lot, going through windowframes and doorways and ending up at a Catalyst switch taped to a window :)

  • by Just_Say_Duhhh (1318603) on Friday July 30, @11:57AM (#33084150)

    When we leave the bag of dog poop in their cube, we don't light it?

    I think I can handle that.

  • ... I'd like to wish our BOFH overlords a happy sysadmin day.

  • just as soon as i put this sql group back into rotation and i need to doublecheck the logs on the new smtp relays to make sure they arent doing that weird bounce thing they were last night...er...morning right? it was 2ish?

    BTW whats the cake for today.
  • by snspdaarf (1314399) on Friday July 30, @12:04PM (#33084336)
    ...and you know it, clap your hands!
  • It's 1707 in the UK and I am just about to leave for home. NOW YOU TELL ME - so no cakes and flowers for me then.
    • Re:Oh Great (Score:5, Funny)

      by Eevee (535658) on Friday July 30, @12:23PM (#33084686)

      It's 1707 in the UK...

      It's okay, you've got a couple of hundred years before you need to worry about computers. Watch out for the Jacquard loom, that will be showing up in only 94 years.

      • Hmm, I thought that leaving out the colon would set that up nicely.

        /Posting from home now - that's one (the only!) benefit of working in a rural office; a 10 minute drive home through the countryside.
  • by RingDev (879105) on Friday July 30, @12:19PM (#33084598) Homepage Journal

    I opened a trouble ticket with the text "Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day!"

    -Rick

  • Non-Holiday (Score:3, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 30, @12:20PM (#33084608)

    That's like having a day for sasquatch. A Happy System Administrator? Doesn't exist!

  • by Wh15per (1526101) on Friday July 30, @12:40PM (#33084994)
    My wife told me this holiday was a bunch of garabge. So I told her no more flowers on Administrative Professionals' Day. And then I DDoS'd her server. Haha!
  • "In the past year, [sysadmins'] pay has dropped, and more of their positions are being farmed out to temporary workers."

    Sysadmins... and everyone else.

    That said, cheers to all the sysadmins out there and thanks for all the hard work!

  • by acoustix (123925) on Friday July 30, @12:42PM (#33085038) Homepage

    Somebody must have been reading the intranet site at my company because this year people brought in food for the I.T. department. It's on the company event calendar. I'm stuffed. The food and appreciation makes me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

      • by acoustix (123925) on Friday July 30, @01:15PM (#33085578) Homepage

        I've had a vision of my death and it involves some Windows Server 2008 R2 machines becoming self aware and plotting my death. So unfortunately I trust my coworkers more than my Windows servers.

        For what it's worth, my Cisco gear did try to save my life and fight them off.

  • thanks for making the tubes work, keep it up!

  • Happy [insert job your paid for doing here] day.

    Mamby pamby whiny crap.

  • Yay you. Here's a $%^&ing cookie. Now get the $%^@ back to work and hit your $%&^ing ticket quota!
    • Re:Dear Sysadmin (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Anonymous Coward on Friday July 30, @12:25PM (#33084716)

      Clearly you don't work for a company with 500+ desktop users and countless outside users hitting various web servers every day where IT is at the core of the business (like say, a large e-commerce outfit or a telco). But even in those places IT is seen by many as nothing more than unimportant computer janitors, yet when for one reason or another no one in IT is around for a few days the entire operation comes to a screeching halt and some poor sysadmin with a high fever and a headache capable of killing large farm animals has to stumble to work to fix something that someone broke, the classic examples including someone deciding that it would be ok to cut power to the main on-site server room "for just a minute" (read: 30+ minutes so most servers shut down) so they can repair the elevator (because it's easier to just switch the power for the entire building off than taking 30 seconds to figure out which switch to turn off. And yes, this meant that everyone in our main building sat around doing nothing for the 30-60 minutes it took to repair the elevator and then another couple of hours while IT rushed to repair the damage), someone in senior management deciding to power-cycle the domain controller when they can't login at 8 AM (since they denied the required server upgrade so the domain controllers can't handle the load efter merging with another company which is now using the same domain controllers) and countless others...

      And in case you're wondering how they managed to find the domain controller? Well, this senior manglement character actually called a person in IT (who was actually on vacation that week) saying he couldn't login, he was told this was most likely due to too many users trying to login at once, he then asked a few followup questions including the name of the domain controller. The person being asked these questions assumed this was just curiosity/research into the possibility of pushing for money for new domain controller machines, turns out this person had somehow figured out that if he power-cycled the primary DC he'd disconnect everyone who was logging in so he'd be able to login faster and since all our servers are labeled and senior manglement has access to every part of the building....)

      • Re:Dear Sysadmin (Score:4, Interesting)

        by Linker3000 (626634) on Friday July 30, @01:07PM (#33085454)
        "...and some poor sysadmin with a high fever and a headache capable of killing large farm animals has to stumble to work to fix something that someone broke,..."

        Amen to that - I fell seriously ill on the last day of a holiday about 2hr drive from home. I also have T2 diabetes, which just added to the fun. I emailed my boss in the afternoon of that last day to say I would be staying over until I was fit for travel. My boss responded the next morning to enquire whether I was coming in to work and I replied when I managed to wake up and crawl out of bed at around 11am that I was staying another day then someone was driving me home via my doctor (who subsequently signed me off work for 2 weeks with strong antibiotics for a serious chest infection).

        Anyway, when I got home there was a hand delivered letter from work inviting me to a disciplinary hearing upon my return for failing to notify my boss of my absence from work prior to the start of the working day (for the day I replied to his email at about 11).

        Well, they went ahead with a formal disciplinary and put a first written warning on file, although that was only after I appealed against their initial decision to jump straight to a final written warning.

        Fortunately that boss has gone now.
      • "..a high fever and a headache capable of killing large farm animals has to stumble to work to fix something that someone broke, "

        Yeah, they shouldn't be coming to work. If they are that sick, and everything comes to a halt, then maybe management will get addition staffing.

        as long as you allow yourself to be abused in that manner, you will be.

    • LEARN to use the equipment necessary to DO YOUR JOB just like a mechanic learns to use the tools he needs and THEN maybe you can spout off about us supporting you. Most IT support roles could be eliminated if the end users weren't either blithering idiots or pathologically scared of computers. Seriously, if you can't remember your password how do you manage to drive a car to work and back every day?

      • Re: (Score:3, Insightful)

        by cjb658 (1235986)

        Most IT support roles could be eliminated if the end users weren't either blithering idiots or pathologically scared of computer

        No! No! Please continue in your ignorance!

        • My car doesn't require me to create a new key every 30 days.

          Because a thief just needs to break the window. A car key is kind of like a password on a non-physically locked down computer, or one where the passwordless guest account has admin access.

          • But the purpose of a car is a lot simpler than that of a computer (when looking at the entire computer system).

            A better way to look at it is to see the computer as a collection of tools (spreadsheet software being one tool, email client another and so on). But it still boggles the mind that some people can use the same software day after day, week after week, month after month and still have weekly calls to helpdesk because they forgot where the Print button is in the application they use for several hours

    • We could have a company with no IT department. Oh it wouldn't run nearly as well, because you are an important SUPPORT function. But it would still bumble along somehow.

      Maybe at a small business, but just try running a 50+ sized business without any IT. Your company would probably run swimmingly for the first year, have virus problems the next, catastrophic hardware failures and data loss the third, and then you'd sell the old computers without wiping the harddrives, and your business would then face legal troubles. IT may be a support role, but it's a mid-high educated support role, like a paralegal or a nurse (and a lot of us have a Masters in CS, but just don't like

    • Re:Dear Sysadmin (Score:4, Informative)

      by arth1 (260657) on Friday July 30, @01:24PM (#33085712) Homepage Journal

      Dear Anonymous Coward

      You are about to be subjected to a rant.

      System Administrators generally don't work for the IT department, at least not in the way you seem to think. The IT department is where you find the Windows support people, while the System Administrator is the one who fixes things when the IT department has messed up, and implements safeguards to make it harder for IT to mess up, and easier to clean up when they succeed in doing it anyhow.

      To use a language you might understand, a System Administrator is to IT PC support like an accountant is to a payroll clerk.

      And yes, it's very conceivable that a small company can do without a sysadmin on the payroll. Just like they can do without an accountant on the payroll. The services can be purchased outside the company when needed.

      But when the brown stuff hits the revolving blades, you may be glad you have them.

      System Administrator Appreciation Day is about letting them know you appreciate all the times they have kept the faeces away from the chopping action, without you even noticing.
      The better the sysadmin is, the lazier and more overpaid you think he is, because his success can be measured in all the bad things that doesn't happen. When your network didn't go down while your suit buddy's network did, you get upset with the sysadmin because e-mails to your buddy bounce while your buddy's network is down. You don't appreciate him for your network being up, despite all the things you and your suit friends have done to bring it down, including (but not limited to) surfing teen pr0n from your overpriced notebook while at a hotel room, bringing infected USB keys from home, "bringing" a printer home because you thought nobody used it (in reality, it would print out ALERTS, which thankfully weren't that often), or buying inadequate and overpriced hardware to scratch the back of your suit buddies at the nineteenth hole, blatantly ignorant of the problems interfacing yellow crap to brown crap. No, you leave that problem to the IT department, who can't tell crap from their own shoes (with good reason). So when the sysadmin fixes things to at least working conditions, you get upset because he isn't productive, and doesn't give you a big smile.

      Dear Anonymous Coward, if you took the time to look things over, you might be astonished to find that the company does better when you are on vacation than it does when the sysadmin is. Perhaps you aren't as indispensable as you think?

    • First of all, it's not to "support you". It's to support the company, with the tools it needs to do bussiness. No, that shinny laptop that your company assigned to you is not "yours". It's the company's. I know it's a tough concept, but it's lot's of people seem to forget about it.

      Second, for more and more companies, IT isn't just a SUPPORT function. It's part of the core. IT downtime due to people that don't understand that they are using company property and not using their "cute toys" from home can cause

    • I appreciate anyone who does work I can't or don't want to do. A day of appreciation is nice but a few moments on a regular basis are better. I know it's the janitor's job to empty my garbage can but I still thank him for doing it.

      Why did I use the janitor in my example? Because he deals with a lot of garbage and doesn't get much credit for it either.

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