OpenSSH Going Strong After 10 Years With Release of v5.3 249
An anonymous reader writes "OpenSSH is a 100% complete SSH protocol version 1.3, 1.5 and 2.0 implementation and includes sftp client and server support. It encrypts all traffic (including passwords) to effectively eliminate eavesdropping, connection hijacking, and other attacks. Additionally, OpenSSH provides secure tunneling capabilities and several authentication methods, and supports all SSH protocol versions. Version 5.3 marks the 10th anniversary of the OpenSSH project."
Happy birth-day OpenSSH (Score:3, Funny)
This wonder-full versatile tool shaped the world of remote administration or the other way round.
Would you ?
1) Abandon SSH or OpenSSH
2) Loose an arm
3) I'm a snake
4) Telnet everywhere
5) I live in a data-center
Re:Happy birth-day OpenSSH (Score:3, Funny)
3) I'm a snake
5) I live in a data-center
Huh?
i dont need ssh (Score:5, Funny)
i dont need ssh... for some reason inetd was installed with a call to bash, running as root. i can just telnet right in. it actually saves me a ton of time, since lately i can't even seem to remember what my password is.
Re:i dont need ssh (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Happy birth-day OpenSSH (Score:3, Funny)
I think something was lost in the translation in that post, French to English.
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:4, Funny)
Same with zippers. What would life be like without zippers?
Re:i dont need ssh (Score:5, Funny)
All that gives me is a web page with tentacle porn....
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:4, Funny)
Same with zippers. What would life be like without zippers?
A lot more drafty?
Re:i dont need ssh (Score:5, Funny)
since lately i can't even seem to remember what my password is
It's hunter2.
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:4, Funny)
What would life be like without zippers?
I'd have far fewer painful memories of getting wang-skin caught in them.
R
Re:Happy birth-day OpenSSH (Score:5, Funny)
Step 4 ????
Step 5 Badger badger badger badger badger
Re:I know I'm not alone in this... (Score:5, Funny)
Or donate some decent t-shirt designs. :/
Re:To the best (Score:5, Funny)
Have you checked out my package?
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:5, Funny)
I have a pair of 404s, but I can never find them.
Re:i dont need ssh (Score:4, Funny)
Live action or animated? Normally I wouldn't pry but my genitals wanted me to ask.
what is this 'ssh'? (Score:2, Funny)
is it better than telnet?????
Re:To the best (Score:2, Funny)
Is open sores close enough?
Re:Fast, Weak sshfs (Score:2, Funny)
That said, i never knew there was such a thing as "too secure"
You've never lost the key to the blast proof underground safe you keep your asthma medication in obviously.
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:4, Funny)
I have a pair of 413s, but they are too big to fit me.
Re:To the best (Score:1, Funny)
Have you checked out my package?
Yes, and I found the open sores somewhat unappealing.
Re:How was life possible without it? (Score:3, Funny)
I have a pair of 404s, but I can never find them.
You can get as many 419s as you can handle from my colleague, until recently the Esteemed Excellency of Nigeria's Department of Overseas Resource Depletion, and now with a large number of undocumented 419s at his disposal. Please reply with banking details, home address and SIN, and all other useful information such as drivers license and credit card numbers.
Re:To the best (Score:2, Funny)
Have you checked out my package?
Wow, is that bzipped? How large is it uncompressed?
Re:To the best (Score:3, Funny)
Of course it's bzipped - but I'm not sure what the compression ratio is for Python. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't fork it. And be careful when examining the Python, it has been known to generate streams of Perl. You'd rather not get it on you - it is, after all, a glue language.
Re:i dont need ssh (Score:3, Funny)
That's odd; it just appears as ******* to me. Is that because it only shows up for the person whose password it is? Cool.
Re:10 years of fear reading sec lists (Score:1, Funny)
And looking at the press page, we can even see that they are celebrating the 5th birthday of the project! :)
http://openssh.com/press.html
Re:I know I'm not alone in this... (Score:1, Funny)