James Bond Villain Data Center 103
jeet writes "Data centers are boring and NOCs are doubly so. But this one sure beats all of them. Found this video of a data center suited for james bond villain on Data Center Knowledge website.
The facility is established in a hydrogen bomb safe bunker and has generators used in German submarines. The CEO takes you around and shows some other cool features."
Where is hank scorpio's office? (Score:5, Funny)
Where is hank scorpio's office?
Frickin' lasers? (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory line (Score:5, Funny)
Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Re:Does Not Parse! (Score:5, Funny)
CmdrTaco be thy name,
Thy typo come,
Thy story be run,
Although it is not accurate.
Give us this login our hourly summary,
And forgive us our troll posts,
As we forgive those who troll our own sites.
And lead us not to Windows 7,
But deliver us from unstable repositories,
For thine is the server,
The bandwidth, and the compulsive page reloading,
As long as we have wireless.
First post.
I dunno. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What is up with the extreme locations? (Score:5, Funny)
Isn't cheaper to just build a building than to refurbish some of these locations?
because hydrogen-bomb proof locations are so much cheaper to build yourself! Menards has a kits for sale I hear.
Re:Obligatory line (Score:5, Funny)
Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
you were so close....
Bond: Surely you don't expect me to do a chain of thirty joins on tables with a quadrillion records each?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to use stored procedures and pivot tables... and not take down the DB for the regular users... no TABLE LOCKING MISTER BOND!
Re:Frickin' lasers? (Score:5, Funny)
10 out of 10 Bond girls concur! (Score:4, Funny)
10 out of 10 Bond girls concur!
Re:GRAMMER POLICE (Score:3, Funny)
You sure are shitty grammer police!
Fixed that for you.
Re:Spelling police (Score:3, Funny)
No, I think you misunderstood GP's comment title.
It's an reference to one of Kelsey Grammer's [wikipedia.org] many movie roles: Police Detective Brunner in Even Money [imdb.com].
I don't know why GP poster would make an off-topic reference to an obscure and forgettable [rottentomatoes.com] movie less than 2 years old. But the Slashdot moves in mysterious ways, and its ways are not our ways.
Re:What is up with the extreme locations? (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like a good place for TPB to set up and lock the door.
Re:I dunno. (Score:4, Funny)
Bond: So, no white fuzzy cats, no sharks with frikkin' lasers? And it doesn't appear to be built into a volcano either!
Goldfinger: It's the recession, Mr. Bond!
Re:All I have to say is... (Score:3, Funny)
We've been cool. We just weren't telling you because you say things like "WAY FUCKING COOL !!!".
Near Oblig Penny Arcade (Score:2, Funny)
Our IT staff knows karate (Score:5, Funny)
This is why I require all my IT staff to learn karate. Although usually a box of doughnuts will stop the colo crew in their tracks without resorting to any violence.
Re:Our IT staff knows karate (Score:4, Funny)
I will admire their Karate as I gun them down.