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Even Dirtier IT Jobs 175

snydeq writes "InfoWorld's Dan Tynan offers up 7 'even dirtier IT jobs' in a follow-up of last year's 7 dirtiest jobs in IT. Number four? Zombie console monkey. 'Wanted: Individuals with low self-esteem and high boredom threshold willing to spend long hours poring over server logs and watching blinking lights on a network console.'"
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Even Dirtier IT Jobs

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  • by blind biker ( 1066130 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @11:16AM (#27476381) Journal

    When you look into your children's eyes and wonder what will they wear, eat, buy their books and toys from, somehow you feel you can do less-than-dreamlike jobs.

    It's not pretty, but it beats being unemployed - and being responsible for a family.

  • by MyLongNickName ( 822545 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @11:18AM (#27476413) Journal

    And, perhaps, fulfillment can come from sources other than work...

  • Dirty Jobs (Score:5, Insightful)

    by reidiq ( 1434945 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @11:45AM (#27476783)
    If I see this on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, I'll give it a reason to be dirty.
  • by nysus ( 162232 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @12:17PM (#27477255)

    Websites that make you browse to a new page to they can bump their page views to advertisers can rot in hell.

  • a night shift job as bestiality porn site QA engineer?

    I don't see any problems with that job.... Why so dismissive? It's not as if you're the person blowing the horse or being taken from behind by a donkey. I'd object to that, but doing some QA on perverted stuff? Pffffff....

  • It's not pretty, but it beats being unemployed - and being responsible for a family.

    A statement which further reinforces my view that having children signals the end of happy life, and the beginning of some kind of badgered and miserable existence, regurgitating the dregs of ones own aspirations into the insatiable beaks of thankless offspring.

    And to think. People bring this on themselves.

  • Re:I did this (Score:3, Insightful)

    by jonaskoelker ( 922170 ) <`jonaskoelker' `at' `yahoo.com'> on Monday April 06, 2009 @01:16PM (#27478095)

    I suspect this can be done by minicom called from a cron job.

    You also suspect the system has cron. Why? ;-)

  • Re:I did this (Score:5, Insightful)

    by The Dancing Panda ( 1321121 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @01:26PM (#27478223)
    You'd be surprised how much you don't care about automating yourself out of a paycheck.
  • by phulegart ( 997083 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @02:12PM (#27478885)

    So, when your choice is making a living wage as the night buy doing QC for a porn site, or working at McDonalds or the corner Gas Station... you say hell yeah Fast Food because it will keep you saner?

    So, when it is a choice between your kids eating and not eating, not whether or not they get an XBox, how tasty does that porn based job look now?

    My current boss is a shit. I'm paid $8.25/hr to repair laptops all day long. Not just replacing boards, but replacing power adapter ports and more when necessary, as well as software issues. I'm in the US of A. Sure, being the QC for a disgusting porn site would be crap WORK compared to what I do now (satisfying work, crap wage)... but I've walked a path few choose to walk. I've seen the choice of "DO work that keeps you sane and go homeless due to lack of money" and I embraced it. I lived in a van for more than a year. I'm going back to living in it. I don't get paid enough to support living, and I don't have the schedule that allows for another job, there are no third shift jobs here, and I can't find another job. I'm not the spouse of a Marine, which is what 95% of the jobs in town are geared for, since this town is a support system for two Marine bases.

    So step down from the pedestal you are on. it isn't the difference between nice and extravagant gifts that we are talking about. It isn't about an XBox or a 4 bedroom house over a 3 bedroom house... it is the choice between homelessness and a two bedroom apartment for a family of 5 (mom and dad in one, all three kids in the other). if you really think it is all about having the money to afford a new console, or making due for one more year with the old one, it is time you woke up. Some of us have to make due with $16k a year. Some of us who work those jobs that fit into your quote "I think most people have more pleasant, even though lower-paying choices." don't make a fraction of what is needed to survive... not thrive, just survive.

    And do you really think working as a dish dog at Applebys or Outback or Longhorn or TGIF or any of those places is really a "more pleasant" lower paying job? How about working fast food? Again, is that more pleasant? What is your frame of reference as to Lower-paying and Higher-paying? What pay range caps the "Lower-paying" scale?

  • Re:I did this (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Fulcrum of Evil ( 560260 ) on Monday April 06, 2009 @02:32PM (#27479183)
    Some of them will crack open a better job for you. After all, you've proven yourself valuable.

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