Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP 147
alphadogg sends along news that the US National Telecommunications and Information Administration has gotten plenty of feedback on its call for comments on securing the root zone using DNSSEC. The comment period closed yesterday, and more than 30 network and security experts urged the NTIA to implement DNSSEC stat. There were a couple of dissenting voices and a couple of trolls.
Feds are going to listen and ACT upon this? (Score:5, Funny)
(Satan unpacking his sno-cone machine)
"'Bout damn time I got to use this thing..."
Re:Trolls equal... (Score:4, Funny)
In my experience, the trolls are usually right.
"You know, that 13-year-old kid DOES have a point. We should all stretch our anuses and put various large fruits inside our rectal cavities. And what those two ladies are doing with that cup is sheer genius. And I'm certain we can't agree more with his opinion of 'FUCK FUCK FUCK U CUNTS SHIT FUCK DAMN PISS COCK FUCK'. Gentlemen, as usual, we find that the trolls are, indeed, right! To the anus-stretching machines!"
DNS (Score:5, Funny)
Are you troubled by DNS cache poisoning...well don't worry!
I wrote a song about it!
Your domain will be safe,
You'll be well on your way
With DNS-SEC security!
Signing is a breeze,
Bring hackers to their knees
With DNS-SEC security!
I know you're grown attached to old
Ways of doing things
But when you update BIND
Your heart will race to sing!
DNS-SEC implementation
Put the spammers on permanent vacation
DNS-SEC implementation
I hear it's got great documentation!
Bind me, baby!
(GUITAR SOLO)
Re:Trolls equal... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Trolls equal... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DNSSEC ready for prime time? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DNS (Score:5, Funny)
You don't have a job do you?
Re:DNS (Score:5, Funny)
Your domain will be safe,
You'll be well on your way
With DNS-SEC security!
For some reason I heard Cartman's voice. Securi-tay
Nice way to end the song... (Score:5, Funny)
Bind me, baby!
The S in S&M does not stand for Security.
Re:Gotten? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DNS (Score:5, Funny)
I have written a song for you too:
Your musical ability
Is sure to wisk you merrily
From this shallow pool of genes
For with music like that my friend,
you'll never get laid,
You'll never get laid.
(Git-ar solo)
Re:Trolls equal... (Score:2, Funny)