Facebook Wins $873 Million Lawsuit Against Spammer 128
damn_registrars writes "A US District judge has awarded $873 million dollars to Facebook in a default judgment against a spammer who sent messages to Facebook users about drugs and sex. This is the highest award so far in a civil suit under the CAN-SPAM Act."
This is one of those "statement awards" (Score:5, Funny)
but from what I've seen, they get overturned, brought down to a reasonable level, or end upo being way more than the person can afford... which actually doesnt send a very good statement at all.
On the other hand... screw it, take his kidney.
I don't get it (Score:2, Funny)
CAN-SPAM or CAN'T-SPAM?
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Yep, and take photos of it.
And then post those photos.
And tag the participants.
And set up a group for Rollers-over-and-Takers-of-It.
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:5, Funny)
"said Facebook" (Score:5, Funny)
I am not sure why, but I find it comical that "Facebook" said something... although it would have been funnier had it said "blah blah blah," posted Facebook on the Associated Press's wall.
Re:This is one of those "statement awards" (Score:5, Funny)
On the other hand... screw it, take his kidney.
If they use an anesthetic, it's not really cruel, is it?
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:4, Funny)
So you suggest..what? String 'em up?
You damn liberals always want to be nice to the bad guys!!
I suggest we slice out their innards and then string 'em up!
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:2, Funny)
You damn liberals always want to be nice to the bad guys!!
I suggest we slice out their innards and then string 'em up!
This witch hunt lacks fire...
Re:This is one of those "statement awards" (Score:4, Funny)
If he's into sex and drugs, his kidney is probably not very valuable. If only he had stuck with rock-and-roll...
Enfoecement (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Irony? (Score:3, Funny)
Since you added them as friends, and can control what you see from each user, it's not really "Spam", is it?
Your half-hearted attempt to be a cool hater is recognized, but ultimately fails.
Amen, Reverend.
In a fair world (Score:2, Funny)
Right?
Coincidence? (Score:5, Funny)
In a strange coincidence, the odds of Facebook collecting any money from the spammer are also 873-million to one.
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:4, Funny)
You, Sir, are now my official in rem collateral discharged child support super-hero!
Oh and IANAL but I don't belive that YANAL.
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:4, Funny)
Holy shit, my brain.
Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:5, Funny)
i found a loophole! the constitution only prohibits "cruel and unusual punishment." therefore, if you call it a prize/reward instead of a punishment, then you can make it as cruel and unusual as you want! right?
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Re:It's too much to discourage anyone. (Score:2, Funny)
I just think we need to be pragmatic about what a punishment is. If we want it to be something that puts other people off doing the same thing then we could think up something better.
How about a drop of blood? That's all, just one drop of blood.
...per delivery.