Al-Qaeda Web Sites Go Offline 284
thefickler writes "Four out of the five Al-Qaeda online forums have disappeared. The terrorist group used these forums to relay messages to its supporters. The four that have gone missing seem to have taken a hit back on September 10, the day before the annual video marking the 9/11 attacks was due to be disseminated. No one knows who is responsible for the sites' disappearance."
good. (Score:4, Funny)
but you know it means they're doing something else now.
I suspect it's how Sarah Palin jokes are strung together that is the new medium. they're ubiquitous and cannot be stopped by any force known to mankind.
Obviously (Score:2, Funny)
The sites were no longer needed -- they decided that Facebook was finally good enough for their purposes. Here's A BIG BEAR HUGG!! RAWRRR!
Re:fp (Score:5, Funny)
Take down notice (Score:5, Funny)
Hrm... (Score:5, Funny)
Not offline, just moved (Score:1, Funny)
Isn't it obvious? Al Qaeda have simply moved all their secret servers to IPv6.
(Meant as a joke, but probably not that bad for security through obscurity considering the current IPv6 adoption rates...)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, really. Apparently.
In one of the most transparently stupid "LOOK! TERRORISTS!" stories to date, The Times has "exclusively" published a report claiming terrorists are hiding their secret terrorist messages inside child pornography [timesonline.co.uk].
OH MY GOD! Those long nights where I stared intently, deeply into into the Goatse image. I knew there was something else there. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
This one's still up (Score:0, Funny)
http://www.barackobama.com
Re:Yeah... so what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:5, Funny)
Why not just hide their message in slashdot troll posts? Not like anyone reads them anyways...unless you know what you're looking for...
Re:From the article... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Athiest, Atypical (Score:1, Funny)
Whoosh! That is to say, my post (a rather feeble joke) referred to the fact that the OP misspelled "atheist" -- consistently, whereas you misspelled it only twice.
Congratulations on getting "symmetric" right.
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:5, Funny)
This would also be incredibly disheartening to the investigators, whereas they used to just have to send the messages to decoders and translators, now that message is in a despicable photo or video that someone will have to watch, tell me that isn't going to leave a few scars.
So the terrorists should use the goatse guy for hiding their messages. He seems spacious enough.
Oh my Gawd... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:0, Funny)
This is the most farcical episode in human history, Al-Qaeda was the name of a CIA database. I read that recent Jacqi Smith "severe end of severe" comment as an admission we're going to see another false flag op. How many Reichstag fires do we need before even the "raw stupid" catch on?
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:5, Funny)
You know what this means, don't you? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:5, Funny)
So the terrorists should use the goatse guy for hiding their messages. He seems spacious enough.
As an added bonus, their fellow terrorists will lose the will to live after staring at the goatse guy long enough to decode the message, making them perfect recruits for suicide bombings.
Re:The trouble begins... (Score:5, Funny)
"Why? What happens then?"
"Bass solo!"
Re:Yeah... so what? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So what are the URLs? (Score:3, Funny)
You were marked troll for your foul language. Try harder next time bitch.
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:3, Funny)
Shut up, Abdul.
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:3, Funny)
No way. Everyone knows the terrorists are really hiding their secret messages in music and movies on BitTorrent sites and in easter eggs contained in cracked software. And the source code for the Linux kernel is also one big long top secret terrorist messages. And if you listen carefully to what Steve Jobs has to say, every third word is accented in a funny way so as to convey a hidden terrorist message.
Re:fp (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's cos they use child porn now. Ya rly. (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously, if I were him, I wouldn't want to be associated with terrorists. I'd want to clear my name of such despicable behavior.