New Denial-of-Service Attack Is a Killer 341
ancientribe writes "Hacker RSnake blogs about a newly discovered and deadly denial-of-service attack that could well be the next big threat to the Internet as a whole. It goes after a broadband Internet connection and KOs machines on the other end such that they stay offline even after the attack is over. It spans various systems, too: the pair of Swedish researchers who found it have already contacted firewall, operating system, and Web-enabled device vendors whose products are vulnerable to this attack." Listen to the interview (MP3) — English starts a few minutes in — and you might find yourself convinced that we have a problem. The researchers claim that they have been able to take down every system with a TCP/IP stack that they have attempted; and they know of no fix or workaround.
I cant believe this is the first comment, (Score:5, Funny)
Some DOS attack on Slashdot in progress?
Re:I cant believe this is the first comment, (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, some stupid user deltree'd the whole site!
Pfffft (Score:5, Funny)
Doesn't affect me. I haven't used DOS in YEARS. Some folks need to move up to Windows 3.1. That is where it is at.
Re:Pfffft (Score:4, Funny)
Uhh, you know that's still based on DOS right? You should update to Windows 95 like me to be safe.
Re:Go for it, take on my machine! (Score:5, Funny)
Thief! That's MY address!
Nah (Score:4, Funny)
Ignore the story, there's very little chance that a single virus can take down all systems, especially if the user is not running Windows.
I for instance have multiple rock solid software and hardware firewalls, and most ports blocked - I'd like to see it try taking dow
pff (Score:5, Funny)
Typical /. reaction to potential danger:
"Hah. Until I don't taste nuclear winter snow I don't believe that's gonna happen'"
Give the man his nuke. He earned it.
Re:Pfffft (Score:3, Funny)
Bah. I use Dr. Dos. It's a doctor so it fixes itself and I don't have to worry about these issues!
Re:fearmongering (Score:5, Funny)
My sig answers your question. :)
Re:Pfffft (Score:5, Funny)
Idea! Burn the WITCHES !! (Score:1, Funny)
These are not RESEARCHERS but wicked WITCHES. Burn them!! Burn the wicked witches!!
I'm safe (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I cant believe this is the first comment, (Score:2, Funny)
Ah, there's your problem, you're runnning your website on MS-DOS 6.22!
This is a bit unorthodox, but might I suggest...linux?
Re:DON'T PANIC! (Score:4, Funny)
Apparently, I should panic:
I CAN'T TURN IT OFF!
(Manually-built kernels FTW!:
)
Re:The sky is falling! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Transcript (Score:2, Funny)
I have a program which does transcription of podcasts for me. Here ya go:
Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer [transcription ended (kill)]
You know what? Forget it.
WOOT! Narrowband (tm) rules! (Score:3, Funny)
Ha, ha, laugh at my dial-up connection now!
Re:I cant believe this is the first comment, (Score:5, Funny)
No, it's my fault. I linked to slashdot from slashdot, slashdotting slashdot. So slashdot's slashdotted.
Sorry.
Re:The sky is falling! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pfffft (Score:2, Funny)
You see, if you keep the mouse moving while typing (ie. just jiggle it back and forth with one hand while typing with the other), for some reason the system was able to keep up with the typing.
Aha! Now I get all those jokes about typing one-handed. Thanks!
Re:DON'T PANIC! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh no, me too!!
C:\Documents and Settings\Adam>cat /proc/sys/net/ipv4/tcp_syncookies
'cat' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file.
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I cant believe this is the first comment, (Score:5, Funny)
AHAHAHAHAHA! You left your system open to hacking! HAHAHAHA! Look at all this animal porn you have! HAHAHA I'm deleting your OS's Kernel right n
Re:fearmongering (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, it would be nice if nobody crapflooded /. ever, so they didn't have to come up with such restrictions...
they'd also have to fire some of the editors to get rid of all the crap that gets posted here, though...
Lose (Score:3, Funny)
I renamed the win.com file in Windows 3.x to be lose.com instead. Then you got the esthetically satisfying possibility:
C>win
Bad command or file name
C>lose
Starting Microsoft Windows
Then again, I was already sick of Windows at 3.0, having tried Windows 1, Windows 2, Windows 286, and Windows 386, and hated them all for being so stupid and unreliable. The first version of Windows that I almost liked was the one in OS/2 2.0, because you could run several instances of them and kill them if they didn't actually kill themselves.
Incidentally, the shareware graphical shell Aporia gave a sort of Windows 95 look to Windows 386 in the late 1980s (before Windows 3.0). It had icons for tools, drag+drop worked, there was a trashcan, and so forth. I wonder what happened to it...