Oyster Card Hack To Be Released, In Good Time 246
DangerFace writes "A little while ago some Dutch researchers cracked the Oyster card, meaning they could get free public transport around London. The company that makes the cards, NXP, sought and got an injunction to stop the exploit being published, but that has now been overruled by a Dutch judge. The lovely Dutch blokes are holding off from releasing the hack for the time being, to give NXP time to secure their systems."
NXP said no pearls for the swines (Score:5, Funny)
but the Universities advocates cracked their shell and the judge clam-ped down on them ...
sorry ...
The crack is written in Perl (Score:2, Funny)
Re:NXP said no pearls for the swines (Score:5, Funny)
But next time, remember that taking all the jokes is shellfish.
Free (Score:5, Funny)
Information wants to be free.
Luckily, so does public transport.
--Q
Transportation wants to be free! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:NXP said no pearls for the swines (Score:5, Funny)
It's a pity (Score:3, Funny)
Re:NXP said no pearls for the swines (Score:2, Funny)
Q: What does an oyster do when it's hacked?
A: It gives you the shell.
Q: How did they hack the oyster card?
A: They found its chilly seal.
Hmm... now to get the obligatory ones out of the way...
In Soviet Russia, the government takes all the jokes.
Wow! Imagine a beowulf cluster of hacked oyster cards...
All I want to know is, are there sharks? with frikkin' laser beams? Cause that would be so cool...
Ok, so they've hacked the Oyster system... but will it run Linux?
It's simple really... it's like a rental car with voice recognition, and you can fool it with a tape recording of the mechanic...
Hacking oyster cards? Yeah, there's an EMACS command for that...
There, I've hogged most of the jokes I think... hurry, somebody else get the ones I missed so nobody else can have them...
Re:Why yes, they do (Score:4, Funny)
Prolonged exposure to roadside air anywhere isn't exactly a day at the spa... but then, London does have the distinction of being the only city in the world wherein you can see the air you breathe ;-)
let me see if I've got this right... (Score:5, Funny)
a haxor with skillz über-1337
wanted to ride london's fleet
but rather than paying
he found himself saying
"h4ck1n9 0y573r w0u1d b3 50 v3ry n347!"
Re:Why yes, they do (Score:3, Funny)
Bloody 'ell!! You let tourists walk around all day in unhealthy air?! Greedy, insensitive bastards the lot of you!
Only London air visible? (Score:4, Funny)
. but then, London does have the distinction of being the only city in the world wherein you can see the air you breathe ;-)
Sorry. You must either be colour blind to shades of brown or have never been to LA :-|
Oh london underground (Score:4, Funny)
Poor guys.. (Score:4, Funny)
So Dutch researchers cracked the public transportation pass for London? Boy they're gonna be pretty down when they'll realise they need to travel all the way to London just to get free public transportation.
Fortunately being Dutch they'll surely find a place to forget about all of this within a walking distance.
Re:Only London air visible? (Score:4, Funny)
I've never been to LA... but I do like to make references to Charles Dickens.
Re:I'm not surprised (Score:5, Funny)
That reminds me of an old 'mock the week' on bbc when Andy Parsons done his train to Glasgow gag.
"It costs £98.18 to get the train from London to Glasgow, who the hell is going to do that when you can fly to Barcelona for £40, then fly whoever u wanted to visit in Glasgow to Barcelona for £40 and then spend the first £18.19 on sangria".
Re:Why yes, they do (Score:5, Funny)
Sidewalks, or pavements as they are sometimes known, cost money. Billions of people walk to and fro across and over sidewalks every hour of every day. Every six seconds, 5.72 meters of sidewalk are worn down by human traffic and need to be replaced. People seem to think that sidewalks spring forth from the ground. They don't. They cost money.
And who is going to pay this money? Who is going to finance the millions of kilometers of much needed sidewalks? Who is doing it at the moment? Why _you_ are. You the humble taxpayer is being forced to hand over your hard earned wages to pay for concrete that will be worn down by other people's shoes! It's ludacrious! Does anyone pay you to tile your kitchen? Do you get free funding, materials and labor when you have to repave your drive. No. Why should sidewalks be any different!?
What we propose, is a better way, and a better future for you and your children. By forming strategic Public Private Partnerships, we can finance the creation and maintenance of sidewalks everywhere by privatizing them. Businesses can finance construction of sidewalks by modestly tolling the people who use them, passing the costs on to those actually wearing down the paths, and not onto you, the innocent taxpayer.
Through the Magic of the Free Market private enterprise will deliver better, cheaper and cleaner sidewalks to the general public with no government participation! Businesses will prosper, providing employment for millions and the savings earned in the government budget can be passed on to you through a cut in the top rate of tax. It's a win/win situation for everyone involved!
Vote yes on Proposition 22. You owe it to your Family.
Re:Only London air visible? (Score:3, Funny)
I've never been to LA... but I do like to make references to Charles Dickens.
So do I, but "that's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author." :)
Re:let em release it (Score:2, Funny)
The cost of using public transport in London borders on the ridiculous. It's around US$2 to go 200 yards on a bus with an Oyster card. If you haven't got a card, it's over US$4. ...
In London, there is no such thing as a free ride.
The cost of prostitutes in London borders on the ridiculous. It's around US$200 to go for a half-hour with a good pimp. If you don't know a pimp, it's over US$400.
This is how I justify forcing myself on street-walkers. I mean, if nobody's using them and I wouldn't have paid anyway, what's the harm?
Let's see... Offensively insightful? Offensively funny? Or just plain flamebait?
Re:NXP said no pearls for the swines (Score:2, Funny)
You been prawned!
There goes the dollar... (Score:4, Funny)
Horseshit.
it does cost 90p(about US$90).
I hate it when I oversleep and the entire US economy collapses...
Re:let em release it (Score:2, Funny)
Looks like she already had one...
Re:Why yes, they do (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Free (Score:2, Funny)
So do serial killers, by the way.
Re:I'm not surprised (Score:3, Funny)