'Modern' Computers Turn 60 Years Old 88
Christian Smith writes "Stored program computers are 60 years old on Saturday. The Small Scale Experimental Machine, or 'Baby,' first ran on the 21st of June, 1948, in Manchester. While not the first computer, nor even programmable computer, it was the first that stored its program in its own memory. Luckily, transistors shrank the one tonne required for this computing power to something more manageable."
No, it doesn't run Linux.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That Depends (Score:2, Funny)
Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... (Score:4, Funny)
Way to go (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A tonne? (Score:3, Funny)
That's proof it ain't a Japanese car. Else the new one would be at the very least at factor 2. And next gen it would be 5.
Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Evolution (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah...but, those old tubes used to make the data 'feel' warmer.
Re:and year . . . (Score:4, Funny)
The schools these days . . .
let's try it this way:
Mommy hippo weighs 1200 pounds.
Daddy hippo weighs a time and a half as much as Mommy.
How much does Mommy hippo weigh? :)
Hey, what gives? (Score:1, Funny)
We invented the computer!!!
ENIAC was the first proper computer. Everyone knows the computer is an American invention, like planes and automobiles and electricity (telephone, radio and electric motors). If it wasn't for America, no one would be able to go faster than a horse's speed, or send messages thousands of miles. We'd all be stuck in the dark ages!
Re:Evolution (Score:4, Funny)
2. ???
3. We are slaves to robotic overlords
Maybe if you use Will Smith's humor, or a recursive time-travel paradox, to distract us from the "???" it could work as a plot.
Re:No, it doesn't run Linux.... (Score:3, Funny)