US State Dept. Loses Anti-Terrorist Program Laptops 223
Stony Stevenson writes "It has surfaced that the US State Department can't account for up to about 1,000 laptops, perhaps as many as 400 of which belonged to the department's Anti-Terrorism Assistance Program. Internal auditors found that the department lost track of $30 million worth of computer equipment, 'the vast majority of which... perhaps as much as 99 percent,' were laptops, according to one official. Another official calculated that the average State Department laptop costs US$3,000 and figured that meant as many as 1,000 laptops might be astray — not 10,000 laptops as the US$30 million figure suggests. They're obviously not very good at maths."
Blame Iran (Score:5, Funny)
Why don't they handcuff the laptops to the users? (Score:4, Funny)
eBay? (Score:5, Funny)
Math issues resolved (Score:5, Funny)
The other $29,001,000 is due to the loss of one laptop containing the SSN and medical records of the director of the Department of Homeland Security.
Clearly there's only one thing left to do... (Score:3, Funny)
Filed away accidentally? (Score:5, Funny)
Government accounting (Score:5, Funny)
Cost of personnel to procure it, insurance, shipping, paperwork, legislation, research, etc on a per-item basis: $8000
Total cost in taxes, per laptop, to you: $11000
Cost of laptop, out of back of 10-year-old SUV with motor running, on street, from some guy named Joey with methamphetamine acne: $400
We need new Math Textbooks (Score:4, Funny)
9/11 changed everything... even multiplication.
Re:eBay? (Score:2, Funny)
damn
Re:Government accounting (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Government accounting (Score:2, Funny)
Re:$3000 for a laptop?? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blame Iran (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blame Iran (Score:3, Funny)
In Soviet America (Score:3, Funny)
Maths (Score:1, Funny)
The 'sensitive data'... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Filed away accidentally? (Score:1, Funny)