US Cyber Command Reveals Plans To Hit Back At Cyber Threats 95
CNet News.com is reporting that the Air Force's Cyber Command has just as much interest in offense as defense. "Air Force Cyber Command (AFCYBER), a US military unit set up in September 2007 to fight in cyberspace, is due to become fully operational in the autumn under the aegis of the US Eighth Air Force. Lieutenant general Robert J. Elder Jr., who commands the Eighth Air Force's Barksdale base, told ZDNet.co.uk at the Cyber Warfare Conference 2008 that Air Force is interested in developing its capabilities to attack enemy forces as well as defend critical national infrastructure. "
I can see the press release now. (Score:5, Funny)
"...and they tried to hit us with a DDoS, so we totally pwned those script kiddies. It wasn't hard, they were teh suk..."
Contact General Spielberg! (Score:2, Funny)
Announcement for terrible cyber-war movie in 5... 4... 3...
"Sergeant! I've been pinged!"
"Dammit, Johnson! Get out of there!"
Re:dupe first, ask questions later dept (Score:2, Funny)
I want you! for DDoS Army (Score:2, Funny)
Join the national DDoS army now. Its your patriotic duty!
Re:dupe first, ask questions later dept (Score:3, Funny)
Re:dupe first, ask questions later dept (Score:3, Funny)
Re:dupe first, ask questions later dept (Score:5, Funny)
Re:dupe first, ask questions later dept (Score:3, Funny)
Air forces (Score:4, Funny)
One air force should be enough for any country.
Re:Air forces (Score:3, Funny)
Tear down and reassemble the PC box.. timed of course.
Why did you put that PC together so quickly, Gump?
You told me to, Drill Sergeant
What kind of offense? (Score:2, Funny)
Step 1. All the computers owned by the government are turned into one giant botnet if they aren't already associated with one.
Step 2. Communicate. Rather than the usual chain of command, everything will be run out of an IRC channel on EFNET that has a key and is invite-only.
Step 3. DDos the middle east, Korea, etc.
Step 4. US Government starts selling shell cacounts for eggdrops.
Step 5. US Government gets into the warez business and opens up a porn site.
Ah, I miss growing up on IRC.