Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future 277
Disney has announced that they are going to take another stab at showing us the "House of the Future". The 5000-square-foot house will appear normal from the outside but will house gadgets like lights and thermostats that automatically adjust when someone enters the room and countertops that can identify food placed on it and suggest recipes. "Millions of Disneyland visitors lined up a half-century ago to catch a glimpse of the future: a home teeming with mind-blowing gadgets such as handsfree phones, wall-sized televisions, plastic chairs, and electric razors and toothbrushes. [...] The $15 million home is a collaboration of The Walt Disney Co., Microsoft Corp., Hewlett-Packard Co., software maker LifeWare and homebuilder Taylor Morrison. Visitors will experience the look of tomorrow by watching Disney actors playing a family of four preparing for a trip to China."
Any day now (Score:5, Funny)
Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Trip to china (Score:4, Funny)
Frosty Piss dispenser (Score:0, Funny)
Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
Additional feature (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
G-d, I hope not. It had better take at least two kinds of input (or two kinds of your output). Preferably at least three (if you get sick and need to shout into the great white telephone).
But (Score:2, Funny)
A countertop with an atitude (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Home of the future... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually, they sound even less useful than your idea - that closet might at least be good for some shits and giggles.
"You're dressing up slutty tonight! Would you like directions to the red light district?"
*sounds of an expensive talking closet being turned into firewood by an axe*
Re:Don't forget the most important feature! (Score:5, Funny)
Remember, breaking usage agreements is STEALING. You wouldn't steal an old ladies purse, would you?
Any unauthorized appliance usage, or sharing of appliances is deemed a criminal offense and will be instantly reported directly to Microsoft.com. Your house will enter a "restricted usage" mode, and will drop to below freezing until sufficient licenses are purchased.
But ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I would like to see...TWO BRICKS BEING SMASHED (Score:5, Funny)
If you remove the laser razor is it "House Of The Future Lite"? I'll bet you can only use Microsoft Light Bulbs and Microsoft Lamps because the bulb screws, light sockets, and wall plugs are all nonstandard and proprietary.
Re:Home of the future... (Score:4, Funny)
Wake me when the house of the future runs on a platform that is secure and stable and relatively free of solutions in search of problems.
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
What do you think are the chances of a computer controlled house with net access that *doesn't* spam you with ads?
There will be three kinds of utility for your web house. I shall elaborate.
Basic:
All the 'features', but to access them you must willingly subject yourself to advertising, and targeted recommendations.
Standard:
All the features, no non elective ads, but you're still likely to have 'great suggestions' coming in, facebook app-like, trying to get you to winningly accept the ads..
Premium.
They give you the device, and leave you the fuck alone. Expect this to be itself in one of two further sub-categories
sub-cat 1: Far too expensive for most people.
sub-cat 2: Available only to selected people, likely not even able to be bought.
I can't wait to see how it all works together (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A more likely scenario... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Tough House (Score:1, Funny)
You foresee a lot of errant stray wrecking balls flailing through the air in the future?
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:House of the future compatible with today? (Score:3, Funny)
They're called "Legos".
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Countertops (Score:2, Funny)
how stupid is that... when my food gets on the countertop, it's because I already know what I am going to do with it...
Will I need to empy my fridge on my countertop to know what to cook every day?
Anyway, it's been tried before and it's totally useless.... instead it should track what you have in the fridge and suggest what you can cook with what you have... or tell you what to buy to make a specific recipe...
Me: What can I cook ?
Fridge: Beer... beer chicken... beer hotdogs... beer cheese... beer...
Re:Additional feature (Score:5, Funny)
~~Home of the Future Premium Edition~~
me: Computer! shower on.
computer: warning - this will change your current hardware settings, which requires admin approval - are you sure you want to do that? Say 'yes' to continue, 'no' to cancel.
me: yes
~shower turns on cold water~
me: computer - set water to 36 degrees
computer: sets temp.
me: computer -this is still freezing - I said use Celsius yesterday - don't you learn?
computer: command not understood.
me: computer: set water to 36 degrees CELSIUS
computer: this is a US based system and only allows Fahrenheit temperatures. For international measurement packs, install House of the Future Ultimate Edition.
me: *%*#%*^ - computer - set temp to 98F!
computer: House temperature is now set to 98 degrees Fahrenheit.
me: aaargh - no computer, set shower water temperature to 98F and house temp to 70F.
computer: shower water temp set to 98F. please enter commands one at a time.
me: computer: set house temp to 70F.
computer: house temp set to 70F
~~shower~~
me: computer - shower off
computer: warning - this will change your current hardware settings, which requires admin approval - are you sure you want to do that? Say 'yes' to continue, 'no' to cancel.
me: yes!
~~shower turns off~~
Re:Bathroom jokes (Score:5, Funny)
"I see you're trying to masterbate, Would you like me to show you a picture of:"
1. Britney Spears nude.
2. Goatse.
3. Natalie Portman petrified and covered in grits.
After Hours... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Any day now (Score:5, Funny)
It appears you are burning your toast. Would you like some help with that?
UAC:
You are attempting to microwave a Cup-o-Noodle
[Allow] [cancel]
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:5, Funny)
Ultimate:
I hacked my home by running a buffer overflow exploit on my blender, loaded linux and now my house can fly to the moon.
Mmmmm, pork roast... (Score:3, Funny)
[+HAL9000 voice] Excuse me, Dave. It seems you have a large quantity of SPAM there, may I suggest a recipe? [-HAL9000 voice]
Re:I would like to see...TWO BRICKS BEING SMASHED (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Time to join the Luddites... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Any day now (Score:3, Funny)
No, the secure Microsoft Windows will be the server, Duke Nukem Forever will run on the Linux Desktop
I think I've seen this before... (Score:2, Funny)