Fifth Cable Cut To Middle East 676
You may have noticed a number of stories recently about undersea cables getting cut around the world. Apparently the total is now up to 5, but the scariest part of this is that Iran is now offline. You can also read Schneier's comments on this coincidence. Update: 02/06 17:42 GMT by Z : As a commenter notes, though the country of Iran is obviously experiencing some networking difficulties, it is not offline.
What they are thinking. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo (Score:5, Funny)
hmm (Score:4, Funny)
How many? (Score:5, Funny)
So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran? I don't wanna go through this on the next 12 cables . . .
Obivously (Score:5, Funny)
Top Secret (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Iran has NOT "offline" (Score:5, Funny)
Sheesh.
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Re:Coordinated attack? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How many? (Score:5, Funny)
Egypt Loses Its Wireless Connectivity (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Iran has NOT "offline" (Score:5, Funny)
Meanwhile, at the NWO headquarters:
Underling: "President Bush, Iran still isn't offline!"
Bush: "Dammit, Osama, what the fuck am I paying you for?"
Bin Laden: "Sorry Sir, I'll get right on it"
Elvis: "And get it right this time!"
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Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:riiight. (Score:5, Funny)
I call it Battlestar Syndrome. It's like Munchausen Syndrome (there's also Battlestar By Proxy Syndrome), except instead of trying to draw attention or sympathy, they wish to be seen as some sort of rebel ("a rag tag rebel fleet") fighting against some shadowy conspiracy. They actually thing the US is now the worst fascist dictatorship ever to exist, and that the creepy Half Life G-Man is tracking their comic book and grocery purchases with 50 special agents and six supercomputers deep beneath the Earth's crust.
Oh boy. Here comes some more modding down by folks who can;t take a joke.
Re:This is obviously the work of.... (Score:3, Funny)
We'd never be so obvious (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo (Score:5, Funny)
Unless you meant that the network is inside a small nail.
(Also their but I've just about given up on that one.)
Oblig quote (Score:2, Funny)
Fry: What's happening?
Dr. Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!
Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?
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P.S. On a side note, how can we not believe in a conspiracty at this rate??? Seriously!!!
Re:Iran has NOT "offline" (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:A communications disruption? (Score:4, Funny)
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Cthulhu? (Score:5, Funny)
Comedy gold. (Score:3, Funny)
OH NOES! The slashdot tubes have been cut!
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Re:wtf (Score:5, Funny)
And before this, lottery tickets were a safe investment??
"The lottery is just a tax for people who can't do math."
Re:NSA cable tapping (Score:3, Funny)
"So long and thanks for all the fish, but screw you and your damned tuna nets!"
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Sincerely,
Head Goon
MIB Dept
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"I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it in good English"
There. Fixed that for you.
(This is a
Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo (Score:3, Funny)
Moses arrived in the UK a little late to help out the Bard, but these days we're on fairly solid ground when it comes to the en_GB dictionary. No, really. Every Linux distro I've used has it, and it's installed as default in my copy of Firefox, I can even download OpenOffice and Firefox with all the British language packs installed, I swear to god!