Airport Profilers Learn to Read Facial Expressions 676
nldavepc writes "There has been a rather scary development in airport security. Airport profilers are watching people's facial expressions for clues of terrorist intent. According to the article,"Travelers at Sea-Tac and dozens of other major airports across America are being scrutinized by teams of TSA behavior-detection officers specially trained to discern the subtlest suspicious behaviors.""
Oh Noes (Score:2, Funny)
Note to terrorist self (Score:5, Funny)
New Buzz-Phrase For 2008 (Score:5, Funny)
"Don't FACE me, bro!"
Yeah, Right (Score:5, Funny)
Ed Almos
Facial Profiling (Score:2, Funny)
Re:You - you and YOU! (Score:2, Funny)
Muskrat?
Muskeg?
Moustache. Moustache. Moustache.
The more you read it, the wronger it looks. But it's moustache.
Re:Could you speak up? (Score:4, Funny)
Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So ask yourself... (Score:3, Funny)
Where have I heard this before? (Score:3, Funny)
"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."
Re:Easy (Score:5, Funny)
This is the TSA. Those tits aren't very good. Even the TSA men have better tits.
Note to self (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's the MUSLIMS, stupid. (Score:3, Funny)
They'll never suspect a thing until it's too late. BWAHAHAHA!
Re:Easy (Score:3, Funny)
The best way to avoid a thorough pat-down is to show them that you actually enjoy it. For some reason, the TSA screeners are really uncomfortable around gay passengers...
Re:Oh Noes (Score:2, Funny)