First Use of RIPA to Demand Encryption Keys 645
kylehase writes "The Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (RIPA) is being used for the first time to force an animal activist to reveal encryption keys for encrypted files she claims to have no knowledge of. According to the article, she could face up to two years if she doesn't comply."
There is a way of finding out.. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:What if she doesn't actually know? (Score:5, Funny)
New Act (Score:5, Funny)
~S
Re:So lemme get this straight (Score:3, Funny)
I would have also accepted "Sanitation."
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Let me guess: you're either American, Israeli or Australian.
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No, but apparently parent's reading comprehension is superior to your own.
Or, to put it a way you might understand: "Whoooosh!"
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Which piece?
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Do you have any example files ... you know, that work well for this? I'm only interested to keep my files safe. And for the articles. :-)
If you must...then enjoy the ride. (Score:3, Funny)
You: Else what?
Them: Else its 2 years in the pen.
You: Eeek! Alright, but it is a very complicated key...
Them: Give us the key!
You: Alright alright, let me at my PC and I will open it.
Them: This is a copy and we are watching.
You: OK, first I need an internet connection.
Them: OK, but don't try anything funny.
You: OK, now I have to play BF2 for two weeks solid, then I got to level a Priest in WoW to 59 and as close to 60 as I can get, lets hope I don't go too far by accident, oh and I will be needing a copy of UT3 as soon as it comes out, and a copy of Crysis I need to work on both those too. But first I need to be in the right frame of mind, so a case of red bull, cheetos, and pizza from flown in hot from Chicago. Oh, and if Ms Sexy-with-a-badge over there isn't doing anything important I could use some *personal* help if you get my meaning. Now lets talk...er...decrypting video cards, I hear the new NVidia one is out and....
Re:TrueCrypt is the best for Windows and Linux. (Score:5, Funny)
Now I understand that this looks suspicious, but mathematically, there is no difference between random numbers and encrypted data. Given enough time, and access to powerful computers, I could design a tool that would convert the random numbers you see there into any given text. From the Magna Carta, to the complete works of shakespear, to your own biography written in klingon.
I wish I could help you, but I'm afraid that mathematically, there is nothing to do."
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Seriously, I am.
They're worse than gremlins! (Score:4, Funny)
And it runs around free! Wreaking havoc! Smashing in windows and stealing car stereos! Eating whole bags of Cheetos and vomiting them up into your dress shoes! I'll tell you -- there's nothing worse than a case that has been loosed upon the world. Those things are wild.
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LOL, in my mind I'm hearing a new variation of Thomas Dolby: "She blinded me with goatse..."
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Do you have any links to articles or HOWTO's...on how to do this?
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I like the idea of having a bunch of the most horrifying porn imaginable, and then naming the files things like "doing-illegal-thing.avi", "me-smoking-crack.avi", and "the-first-time-I-sold-meth-to-a-fourth-grader.mov".