Paint Provides Network Protection 262
thefickler writes "Forget WEP and WPA; I'm switching over to the EM-SEC Coating System, a recently announced paint developed by EM-SEC Technologies that acts as an electromagnetic fortress, allowing a wireless network to be contained within painted walls without fear of someone tapping in or hacking wireless networks. The EM-SEC Coating System is clearly the most secure option aside from stringing out the CAT5, and can be safely used to protect wireless networks in business and government facilities."
Lawsuits... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blocking EM eh... (Score:5, Funny)
better than aluminum/aluminium foil hats (Score:5, Funny)
it could also protect against cell phone brain cancer
Re:What about windows? (Score:5, Funny)
What are you talking about? Windows COMES with Paint, with Linux, you're stuck with this thing called GIMP.
Wait, what are we talking about? I'm confused now.
(Seriously, when I first read the article headline, I thought they did mean MS Paint and couldn't figure out why that would help with network protection. Then I read the summary and figured it out.)
Really? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe I should read the article or the summary for more detail.
Nah...
But MS Paint... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What about windows? (Score:5, Funny)
Most Slashdotters already live in homes without Windows.
MS Paint (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What about windows? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Lead? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Blocking EM eh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What about windows? (Score:5, Funny)
Huh. I guess they're good for something after all.
Re:Lawsuits... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about windows? (Score:2, Funny)
Assumed MS Paint.
Was already forming snarky comment about dipping a RJ-45 connector in primer to give network security.
Now I feel more and less stupid at the same time.
Re:Blocking EM eh... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blocking EM eh... (Score:2, Funny)
Unless you are privy to some magical laws of electromagnetics that I am not...
Re:Blocking EM eh... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Typical attempt to get government to spend oodl (Score:3, Funny)