Father of WebSphere Leaves IBM For Microsoft 143
jg21 writes ".NET Developer's Journal is reporting that Don Ferguson, the 'Father of WebSphere,' has left IBM to join Microsoft CTO Ray Ozzie's office. Ozzie, whose efforts to rebuild Microsoft have been discussed previously on Slashdot, is gaining a man who while at Blue championed Web services, patterns, Web 2.0, and business-driven development — a potent combo for the future that Microsoft is trying to bring into being."
*shivers* (Score:5, Funny)
*shivers*
Re:Nebulous Terminolgy (Score:5, Funny)
An orb of internets??
so.. (Score:3, Funny)
So this guy comes up with all those damn buzzwords?
What is websphere? (Score:3, Funny)
It seems they have some sort of pricing voodoo going on. Example:
Anyway it's a webserver and some applets. Here's a direct link to the list of stuff that's been stuffed into the Websphere brand envelope: SW By category [ibm.com]
If they're running their website on it I feel sorry for their customers trying to do ecommerce -- getting a price is impossible, you can't proceed from the product page to the purchase, it keeps asking where I'm from, etc. etc.
But my heart really goes out to the poor soul that's got to translate that gibberish into meaningful chinese. I love IBM, but American Geek is my mother tongue and I can't make out what they're saying here.
Re:Nebulous Terminolgy (Score:5, Funny)
Binds when picked up
Mainhand
-15 Stamina
+7 Intelligence
-12 Strength
-2 Spirit
Equip: Decreases actual work done by up to 20.
ooh! ooh! and! (Score:3, Funny)
That way MS will have the maximum amount of suckage that have ever existed in one place.
I propose that this will form a singularity of suck, a black hole of sorts, which in short order will concentrate all the suck on the planet and keep it locked at the MS campus for all time.
Enjoy the sucking, because it will end soon!
I know we're all thinking it... (Score:3, Funny)