Network-Monitoring Data Put to Music 165
StrongGlad writes "Building on the idea that people are naturally attuned to sound, the Sheridan College Institute of Technology and Advanced Learning has created software that translates network and server activity into music. And, their IT department operators can interpret the music to detect problems in the system." Talk about finding the beauty in Spam. From the article: "Last Friday, IT department operators began listening to what sounds like classical music but is actually a precise audio model of system metrics. They are trained to recognize instruments, chords, tempo and other musical elements of music as a translation of e-mail activity from 15 servers over three subnets. Every aspect of the music correlates to information. Probes detect server activity and send about 20 summaries a second to the iSIC sound engine. The data is aggregated and transformed into an audio format."
The Simpsons Already Did It (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe we can finally answer the age old question.. (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks guys! (Score:5, Funny)
Now there is an entire orchestra of uncomposed dissonance playing at all times that I'm responsible for listening to.
Grand.
Just Grand.
./ to music (Score:4, Funny)
If the music corresponds (Score:2, Funny)
to specific patterns of network activity, then I would love to hear the Barry White-like sounds that the system would produce by monitoring all the pr0n coming through my Exchange server at work.......
Re:Maybe we can finally answer the age old questio (Score:5, Funny)
Uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Maybe we can finally answer the age old questio (Score:0, Funny)
Ever hear cats in heat?
Re:Uh oh (Score:5, Funny)
Tried this (Score:5, Funny)
the AC
Port scan (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Been done before? Like 30 Years Ago (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Maybe we can finally answer the age old questio (Score:1, Funny)
However (Score:2, Funny)
A death metal remix of Mozart perhaps?
Yet another reason to not run Windows Servers folks - think of your poor ears!
Hey guys... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:./ to music (Score:3, Funny)
ballet dancers... (Score:1, Funny)
'music has got nothing to do with work, dude, and I work.' It's kind of like saying I have a bunch of ballet dancers, and I'm going to bring them into your workplace.
Almost everyone I know listens to music at work, so I'm not sure why he feels people don't "get it". The ballet dancers OTOH is an awsome idea. I could really use a dozen or so athletic women in skin tight clothing bouncing around in the server room. If something goes wrong, they can glissade their butts over and tell me about it.
I'm gonna go talk to the CEO now...
Re:The Simpsons Already Did It (Score:1, Funny)