FBI Raids Home of Spam King Alan Ralsky 422
wstearns writes "The Detroit News is reporting that the FBI has raided Alan Ralsky's home. In the raid, the FBI took computers and financial records, effectively shutting him down. Mr. Ralsky has been frequently covered here."
Will I be notified (Score:5, Funny)
Hell the guy from nigeria didn't write me for a while, I'll send him an E-Mail. I'm still waiting for a large transaction
In Other News... (Score:5, Funny)
What about his crown? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh no! (Score:5, Funny)
That explains it (Score:5, Funny)
This isn't news for nerds.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Will I be notified (Score:3, Funny)
if i was the FBI, i would take those penis enlargment pills and start shoving them up his ass until he begs for mercy.
poor business ethics are ignored so much in todays society that it's hardly considered news anymore.
I'm shocked...SHOCKED.... (Score:5, Funny)
The FBI will e-mail you (Score:5, Funny)
DeAR u.ser
Precvio3sly you have b33n victim of unsol.citated e-mail, so called s.pam selling u v1agra and p.enis enlarg.ements products, us.iNG aNNoying layouts ant teipos to confu..se your s.p.a.m..filters.
The FBI now offers you the ReA.L links to the places where you can buy your V.1agrA and P.eniSEnlar.gement produCTs for the real pr1ce without the middle S.P.am man.
Please go to v1agrahfDUgfapitdrGPSRGf.fbi.gov for the fastest S$hop
Re:Stop the buyers not the spammers. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Will I be notified (Score:3, Funny)
The pills didn't work?
Re:That explains it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh no! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This isn't news for nerds.. (Score:3, Funny)
Or beat him to death with an enlarged penis.
He couldn't opt out... (Score:3, Funny)
What? (Score:2, Funny)
Good news for a change (Score:3, Funny)
-Goran
Re:This isn't news for nerds.. (Score:4, Funny)
You are surrounded (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What about his crown? (Score:5, Funny)
Am I allowed to ask who's going to get the Royal Shaft?
Re:Too bad... (deprived of property w/o due proces (Score:1, Funny)
If only psychologically and/or genetically defect people could reasonably be expected to protest against the arrest of Niemöller, then there was obviously no fault with his arrest (and imprisonment in Sachsenhausen/Dachau) and thus no reason to protest.
Or are you trying to say that the whole German state at the time exclusively consisted of commies, teamster mafiosos, social democrats, kikes, and the criminal traitor Niemöller? Damn, then not much has changed!
Re:What? (Score:2, Funny)
In Soviet USA... (Score:1, Funny)
Apology (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Will I be notified (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, no.
His parents still managed to conceive him.