Zonk from the working-is-hard-apparently dept.
An anonymous reader writes "Simple tricks allow one to appear to be hard at work in the office while actually forwarding calls, e-mails and instant messages to your mobile phone. One can backdate e-mails through rolling back a computer's built-in clock or use background phone noises to concoct convincing excuses not to go to work."
We will have solar energy as soon as the utility companies solve one technical
problem -- how to run a sunbeam through a meter.