I am the Most Spammed Person in the World 478
jefp writes "In November 2004, Microsoft's second-in-command Steve Ballmer made some headlines by mentioning that Chairman Bill Gates was getting four million spams per day. At the time, I was dealing with a little spam problem of my own - I was getting around a million spams per day. I found it a little comforting that my problem wasn't quite as bad as Bill's. However, a couple of weeks later Ballmer corrected himself, saying he mis-remembered the stat and Gates actually gets four million per year.
This means I was getting one hundred times as much spam as Bill Gates.
I've written a tutorial explaining why I get so much crapmail and how I deal with it."
This will help his spam problem for sure!! (Score:5, Funny)
Yech! (Score:0, Funny)
Give him a Tony (Score:3, Funny)
And that's why.... (Score:5, Funny)
Tip #1 (Score:0, Funny)
You can cope with 1M spam emails... (Score:5, Funny)
What's happening here is: (Score:5, Funny)
Not so clever (Score:5, Funny)
You try to do this by submiting a story to
Don't need to RTFA... (Score:2, Funny)
I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
I figure if its important I'll get a phone call.
I wonder.. (Score:4, Funny)
Well duh! (Score:2, Funny)
"mis-remembered" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good test for thttpd. (Score:2, Funny)
in the world... (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm...
* "World's biggest hacker" [slashdot.org]
* "World's Fastest Inkjet Printer" [slashdot.org]
And what we have here? The "most spammed person in the world" becomes "the most slashdotted person in the world" who used "the most over-used headline cliché in the world".
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!
Heh (Score:5, Funny)
What I Use (Score:3, Funny)
Re:in the world... (Score:5, Funny)
The funny thing is, I don't have any kids....
Re:And that's why.... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, sure, and I'm sitting behind a monitored corporate firewall wondering just what might be on the end of such an URL.
Bastards!
Re:nowhere (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
I couldn't resist, I'm sorry. *hangs head in shame*
Re:Stop endorsing plagiarism, editors!!! (Score:5, Funny)
I think the line
kinda gave that away already.
slashdotted... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And that's why.... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, apparently they don't have a problem with your slashdot habit!
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Close second. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:MOD PARENT UP! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Close second. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:5, Funny)
As a result, since no one receives email, calls, visitors, IMs, telegrams, or Soviet secret police, we are sending messenger (African) pigeons to deliver these messages to you, in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Author is a liar. (Score:2, Funny)
I want to see the MTA that can even handle this. His MTA can move a million messages just in spam, but his web server can't stand up to a mild slashdotting?
Re:Full text - it's Slashdoted (minus img and tabl (Score:3, Funny)
The guy that gets 1000000 items of spam per day is slashdotted?
Beware geeks bearing .GIFs
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I know how to deal with spam. (Score:4, Funny)
I need to know so that I can anticipate their arrival and delete them as soon as they get here.
I figure if it's important, they'll send a messenger swallow.
Re:DNS-RBLs (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe someone should create a blacklist blacklist?
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
It is testicular enhancement that is called for in the case of most Senators.