Microsoft Begins anti-virus Software Development 199
An anonymous reader writes "From the article: Microsoft's announcement that it will enter the AV market next year, with initial trials starting next week, could be a sign of many things to come, says SecurityFocus's Kelly Martin. " Not unexpected, given their recent purchase.
so when does Elliot Spitzer get involved ? (Score:1, Funny)
because he can see a scam when he knows one
i cant wait for the lawsuits/class action to begin !
Masterplan! (Score:4, Funny)
2, Create AV SW
3, Profit on selling AV SW AND new OS updates! Muhahaha...
Jeez, we're screwed...
geez (Score:4, Funny)
You meant this? (Score:2, Funny)
2) Create anti-virus software
3) ???
4) Profit!!!
Re:Ridiculous! (Score:3, Funny)
... in other news ... (Score:5, Funny)
slashdot.org has announced that they will begin development of anti-dupe software sometime in 2006.
slashdot.org has announced that they will begin development of anti-dupe software sometime in 2006.
MSAV? (Score:4, Funny)
Oops.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Start the week with a dupe (Score:1, Funny)
I confused... (Score:1, Funny)
I am confused....why people cannot 'see'....very confused I am indeed.
Wake me up... (Score:5, Funny)
BTW, will it be free? If not, I'd say, brillant strategy. First sell them system vulnerable to viruses, then sell them protection against them. Microsoft should start charging for security updates downloads too.
Re:Ridiculous! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Now we are really (Score:5, Funny)
Such is the fate of mankind.
Will not be Longhorn compatible (Score:2, Funny)
See http://www.microsoft.com/windows/longhorn/securit
Imagine releasing anti-virus software on the eve of launching the "most secure version of windows ever".
With MS-AV it will be even MORE most secure.
Re:Masterplan! (Score:5, Funny)
Do airlines try to rent you parachutes?
Thats rich.. (Score:2, Funny)
It's like an electrician setting your house on fire due to some dodgy wiring, and then offering to sell you a fire extinguisher as your house burns down.
Already done??? (Score:1, Funny)
Go to...
Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Command Prompt (on winXP) and type:
deltree c:
Then just install your favorite *nix!
Ok, fine, mod me troll. I just couldn't resist.
Cleaning itself (Score:2, Funny)
Cool!!
And the next MS Antivirus not only removes known virus from your computer. It goes one step beyond, stopping the use of potential dangerous ways of infection such as: Firefox, ICQ, Gaim, Winamp, etc... XDDD
I hope they can get rid of this infection I have (Score:2, Funny)
SELL SELL SELL! (Score:5, Funny)
The mottos... (Score:2, Funny)
Micro$oft AntiVirus: We charge you extra for locking in.
I wonder if M$AV will uninstall Windows, otherwise it wouldn't be a very good AntiVirus.
Re:You meant this? (Score:4, Funny)
1) Sell OS with lots of vulnerabilities enabling viruses!
2) Profit!
3) Profit!
4) Profit!
5) Create anti-virus software
6) Profit!!
7) Profit!!
8) Profit!!
9) Profit!!
10) Profit!!
11) ??? (while making profit!!!)
12) Profit!!!
13) Profit!!!
14) Profit!!!
15) Profit!!!
16) Profit!!!
17) Profit!!!
18) Profit!!!
19) Profit!!!
20) Profit!!!
21) Profit!!!
22) Crush competitors
23) Profit!!!!
24) Profit!!!!
25) Profit!!!!
26) Profit!!!!!!
27) Profit!!!!!!1!
28) Profit!!!!!!11!!!
29) Profit!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!111!!one!!!1!0ne!!!!!
etc...