Longhorn Beta is Disappointing 1086
bonch writes "Well, Longhorn beta 5048 was released a day before the start of WinHEC 2005, suggestive of the fact that it is not terribly impressive. Paul Thurrott (a Windows writer whose previously reported review of Mac OS X Tiger was updated after user feedback) confirmed this today in day two of his blog from WinHEC. Microsoft needed something big to kill the hype of competitors, but screenshots show minor visual updates from the last beta, and to quote Thurrot: 'This has the makings of a train wreck.'"
Train wreck indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Shut Do! (Score:5, Funny)
(On a serious note, it'd probably be a good idea to fix that--otherwise, grandma's gonna have a hard time figuring out what the "Shu..." button does on her large-text setup...)
Why am I not surprised? (Score:5, Funny)
sarcasm (Score:5, Funny)
No more Super Mario Land default theme! I'd say that's a step forward.
ME? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Redmond (Score:5, Funny)
We get signal!
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
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get a free laptop [coingo.net]
Beta 5048? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Screenshots? (Score:5, Funny)
Black boxes... (Score:5, Funny)
"This has the makings of a train wreck."
Shouldn't that say plane wreck now that Microsoft is using black boxes [slashdot.org]?
Fester... (Score:5, Funny)
*Dons engineer cap and lights cigar*
Just call me Gomez Addams!
Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None (Score:5, Funny)
Windows XP runs fine on 128MB of RAM. The problem comes when you try to install or run applications which require any memory whatsoever.
But Windows XP runs fine on 128MB of RAM.
*cough* BULLSHIT *cough* (Score:5, Funny)
I call shenanigans.
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shut Do! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Screenshots? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Opinions on GUI. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pre beta review (Score:5, Funny)
And that's why I just sent those pictures you took after school last Tuesday to your parents. I thought sending them from your Gmail account was a nice touch, didn't you, Bob? Only time will tell if your sister ever forgives you for stealing her panties.
Re:Train wreck? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Train wreck indeed (Score:2, Funny)
Wait until you see the flying papers when you do a file copy - they're now wearing aviator goggles and flying scarves. And they're brining back Clippie, but for audio this time and calling him DJ Clipmaster. "Yo! Looks like ya gonna spin some trax!" (2 years in R&D for that one).
Re:Train wreck indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Because Apple doesn't have a control panel icon for them to use?
(yeah, yeah... I know. System Preferences. It was a JOKE!)
It's because... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pre beta review (Score:4, Funny)
They'll buy the remnants of Amiga and fsck it up so badly that not even the most rabid fan would ever touch it again.
Then when they've had a good laugh, they'll get back to work and add another 128MB to the memory requirements.
Re:Train wreck indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Uh huh. Quite the paradigm shift, there.
Re:Shadows in the shadow world (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Scroll bar in menu (Score:4, Funny)
Don't worry though if this sounds tedious. A set of slide show controls nested within the menu will allow you to skip forward, backward, and set the delay time between slides. Who would of thought such a rich user interface could be imbedded into a menu?
Am I the only one (Score:2, Funny)
"Got so numb, longhorn drum
Detonate with the suicide gate
Test tube, stillborn days
Telescope rays in the rabies haze
Got the momentum, radioactive
Meltdown!"
Yeah, I guess I probably am.
Apropos! (Score:3, Funny)
I challenge others to so colorfully draw metaphors of Microsoft's Longhorn adventure!
Re:Shut Do! (Score:1, Funny)
Must be one of those energy saving features.
Re:Screenshots (Score:3, Funny)
I counted the times I wanted to kill Bill Gates while looking at the interface. I found I had 20 times less homicidal thoughts.
Re:Train wreck indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None (Score:5, Funny)
You're right. Let's begin using more sensitive terms for such things and then we won't have to check the news every day for disasters before we open our thoughtless mouths.
"Train wreck" could be "rail transport guidance mishap (RTGM)"
"Plane crash" could be "aeronautic ground avoidance exception (AGAE)"
"Tsunami" could be "exceptional aquatic waveform event (EAWE)"
"Earthquake" could be "sudden geological tension release event (SGTRE)"
"Flood" could be "unexpected hydrological intrusion (UHI)"
"Fire" could be "unwanted thermological surge cause by excessively rapid oxdidation of ambient combustibles (UTSCBEROOAC or UTSCEROAC)"
"Atomic attack" coule be "aggressive chain reaction event unfortunately proximate to valuable life or property (ACREUPTVLOP or ACREUPVLP)"
"Heart attack" could be "biogenic oxidant supply chain problem resulting in catastrophic system pump failure (BOSCPRICSPF)"
"Vomit" could be "retrograde migration of partially processed biological fuel mixture (RMOPPBFM or RMPPBFM)"
By using the abbreviations we could all pretend that nothing ugly happens or exists. "Hey, be careful with that! You could have a BOSCPRICSPF!" "What the fuck did you call me, pissbrain?"The Teletubbies hijacked XP and now it looks like. (Score:3, Funny)
LongHorn looks like just another XP skin, just a bit uglier.
Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Train wreck indeed (Score:3, Funny)
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one! ROTFLMFAO!
Oh, you were serious... Ahem, sorry.
I doubt Windows will do any of those things.
Yeah, me too...
Re:Jack of All Trades, Master of None (Score:3, Funny)
What's it like? Any tips on maintaining your sanity?
Re:Shadows in the shadow world (Score:3, Funny)
Are you fucking kidding me? Like anybody in his right mind would believe for a second that you're sitting there weighing the options. "Hmm. On the one hand, system-wide search that will fundamentally change the way I work forever. On the other, a different-looking toolbar control. Decisions, decisions."
Whatever, dude.
I like that screenshot. (Score:3, Funny)
What it should say is, "Your computer might be at risk. Currently downloading: 18,432 viruses, 94% complete. These downloads will automatically install upon completion. For your convenience, you cannot cancel or stop this operation. If you disconnect the network during this time or attempt to reboot, you will be arrested under the DMCA clause that prohibits anti-circumvention with regards to the intellectual property rights of the virus authors. Microsoft. Where do you want to go today?"
Screenshot here. [winsupersite.com]
OS X on Celeron (Score:3, Funny)
I gave up in the end.
Re:Shadows in the shadow world (Score:1, Funny)
*anxiously awaits another response*
*munches popcorn*
Re:Shadows in the shadow world (Score:1, Funny)
Lauwenmark: Yes, I have.
ASOTV: Look!
Lauwenmark: Just a flesh wound.
[...]
Lauwenmark: I'm invincible!
ASOTV: You're a looney.