First PC Virus Spreads to Humans 231
Davidlost writes "A PC-to-human virus, known as Malwarlaria.B is spreading in humans after a mass spamming in the early hours of Friday morning. It spreads through contact with keyboards on infected PCs. Be afraid, be very afraid."
I DID NOT EXPECT THIS (Score:3, Funny)
geez! (Score:5, Funny)
Now I'm getting diseases from my internet girlfriend too!
(just kidding if you're reading this honey)
Oh NO!! (Score:2, Funny)
Infectious (Score:4, Funny)
Zombies (Score:5, Funny)
Some instances have been reported of the infected gathering in large numbers, known as Destroyers of Sells (DoS), at major corporations and retailers to block the the doors allowing noone in. Symptoms include slow performance, to much chatter (blondes excepted), and zombie like movements demanding the brains of a v14gra man.
Imagina a Beowulf cluster of these! (Score:2, Funny)
802.11 (Score:3, Funny)
I will see you later.
Aha (Score:4, Funny)
Announcement from the White House (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Fatal Virus Spreads to /. editors (Score:5, Funny)
Even Better Joke (Score:2, Funny)
Funniest april fool... (Score:3, Funny)
Also on bbc radio 2 they pretended that a memorial to the queen mum was going to be lump of granite placed in pall mall. Lots of of people got quite upset about it, funny really.
I hope... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh, tee-hee, it is to laugh (Score:4, Funny)
Just imagine a worker with hepetitus and doesn't know it because he hasn't seen a doctor since the last cocain party he was at. Now he was handling the cards, aven after sneezing,touching his eyses and mabey some other body parts with fluids. Not get a paper cut form one of the puch cards he was handling?
I have no idea if that could even hapen but it sounds liek it could. Kind of like getting aids from drinking after someone with it.
Re:Oh, tee-hee, it is to laugh (Score:3, Funny)
2000 called and wants their insult back......(sigh)
Re:Oh, tee-hee, it is to laugh (Score:5, Funny)
Make it appear to be an anonymous posting to the poster only. Everyone else sees their ID.
Hilarity ensues
You need.... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh yeah? (Score:3, Funny)
Well the jerk store called...and they're running out of you!
-obligatory Seinfeld reference
Re:Oh, tee-hee, it is to laugh (Score:4, Funny)
Eeeeeeewww! Punch card pr0n!
Wouldn't jizzing on the cards tend to jam the reader?