COMDEX Cancelled Again 196
An anonymous reader noted that COMDEX has been cancelled for the second year in a row. And meanwhile, thousands of IT professionals rejoice that they won't be again exposed to strange strains of viruses that their immune system can't handle.
How fitting (Score:3, Funny)
I for one (Score:3, Funny)
Oh well (Score:3, Funny)
Slashdot confirms it... (Score:0, Funny)
Guess I'll miss out on Vegas this year too! (Score:5, Funny)
Strange viruses (Score:4, Funny)
Eh... (Score:5, Funny)
"Cancel" is such an ugly word (Score:4, Funny)
it geeks went to comdex ... (Score:2, Funny)
COMDEX has been replaced. (Score:3, Funny)
Comdex Las Vegas Replaced by ... (Score:1, Funny)
Tradeshows just aren't the same (Score:5, Funny)
Oh for the world of stock options and big promotional booths for products that didn't exist then and still don't now. To booth babes and bunnys, T-shirts and ice cream. I never won a car or PDA, but I haven't bought a pen in 6 years.
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:How fitting (Score:3, Funny)
What are you trying to imply? That after yet another crippling bombshell hit the COMDEX community, it's official? That COMDEX is dead?
Who died and made you Netcraft?
(Oh, wait. That'd be COMDEX. Move along...)
Re:Whatcha talkin 'bout Willis? (Score:2, Funny)
IN SOVIET RUSSIA (Score:2, Funny)
The Basic Problem . . . (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But in Nevada they get tested (Score:3, Funny)
~~rimshot~~
How long before... (Score:3, Funny)
10..9..8..7..6..
Too late, it already is.
Their *real* dream... (Score:3, Funny)
Network Sec. Guy dream: ZzzzZZzzzZZZ PORN ZzZZZzz
Hardware Guy dream: ZzzzZZZzzZZ P0rN ZzzZZZZz
Re:Las Vegas hated Comdex anyway (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Tradeshows just aren't the same (Score:5, Funny)
Pfft. Rookie. I took all my promotional schwag and lived in the wilderness for two years armed with only my ruler, LED flashlight, tape measure, solar calculator, collapsable water bottle, twenty t-shirts to use as a tent, one hundred pens for tent stakes, a stress ball, and fifty business-card-sized CDs that I used as shriuken to kill animals for food.
Needless to say I came back with a rockin beard and a newfound appreciation for being able to take a dump in a recipticle made especially for that purpose.
Re:Eh... (Score:4, Funny)
It's hot grits and Natalie Portman naked and petrified. And never mind OGG, you really want OOG THE OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN and The Glorous MEEPT.
OOG THE CAVEMAN BREAK OPEN SOURCE CD OVER HEAD!-- OOG THE OPEN SOURCE CAVEMAN
We will unite all the divided factions of Linux into one great big divided faction!
--The Glorious MEEPT
I wonder if I have been reading /. for too long?
Re:Maybe a good thing? (Score:2, Funny)
Somebody call Security! Take that man's geek credentials and escort him to the door!
Re:Regroup again? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Tradeshows just aren't the same (Score:3, Funny)
All I got was a rock.