Dell Rejects AMD Chips (again) 353
LarsWestergren writes "A few months ago Slashdot reported that Dell was considering using AMD for server CPUs, but most people rightly remained sceptical since Dell has announced this several times before and always backed out. Well, according to the Register you were right to be sceptical." From the article: "Dell, however, doesn't seem concerned by these pricing issues or the fact that Opteron outperforms Xeon on numerous benchmarks. 'We believe that Intel has responded,' Rollins said in the wire report. 'That is now beginning to put customers more at ease that they don't need to make a shift (to AMD).'"
Apparently, changing chip vendors is too much work (Score:4, Funny)
Translation (Score:5, Funny)
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We are Intel's customer, and now that they gave us a dumptruck full of money, we are quite at ease.
HAHA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Logical (Score:5, Funny)
A recent exchange:
Customer: Wow, that system your company built for us seems much faster than the other one we have--and it was even less expensive. Was there some sort of mistake?
Me: No mistake. It's because we only use AMD Athlon 64 processors in the computers we build. Your Dimension has an Intel Pentium processor which isn't nearly as fast and costs much more.
Customer: What? How can that be? Are you saying that you produce a better system for less money.
Me: Yep.
Customer (indignantly): Your system can't be faster than the Dimension--it's a Dell.
Me:
Re:All About the Pentiums, Baby (Score:2, Funny)
I am sorry but dell only supply intel brand x86 procesors
Re:Well (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Please explain "better product". (Score:5, Funny)
I fully agree. I don't understand why Dell moved away from the 286, those were just as good as any other processor.
Re:Well (Score:1, Funny)
Geek Pissing-Contests. (Score:3, Funny)
Here's a typical IM chat transcript:
Friend: what r u doing?
Me: Installing a new video card for somebody
Friend: what card did you get?
Me: The XXXX-XX
Friend: good luck! those are shit!
Me: It seems okay. These guys only do basic stuff anyway
Friend: pffft! sucker! Those are garbage! I got a XX-XXXX! WAAAAY better!
Me: Whatever
Friend: how much did u pay? i hope it wasn't more than $XXX!!!!
Me: $XXX
Friend: LOL!!! dude they saw u coming! u wont even get XX fps from that! the drivers are the WORST eva!!! u should have asked me!
Me: Uhuh
Friend: I had one of those cards AGES ago and it stunk. i gave it to somebody and got the XX-XXXX instead. way way better. the pixellatingvertexantialiasingtrilinearnucleardefib rillator is the best around. that card u got is a dog!!! man when r u going to learn tha-
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