$1.5 Million Bar-code Scheme Bilks Wal-Mart Stores 618
nomrniceguy writes "Two couples have been charged in a
price-switching scheme that allegedly defrauded Wal-Mart stores in 19 states of $1.5 million over the last decade.
Authorities said the scheme involved using a home computer to produce UPC bar codes for cheaper products and slipping them over the real codes on high-priced items. The suspects then allegedly sold the merchandise, or returned it for refunds or store gift cards that also were sold."
This just in! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Is it that simple to make UPC codes? (Score:5, Funny)
That weird box sitting on your desk is called a "printer". Some of these "printers" can even print "pictures".
Now look at a UPC. It's made up of black lines (the numbers are just for show) which is about the easiest thing to print in the world. Now, look in your desk drawer for "Glue".
I think you can figure it out from there. If not, this topic has been covered ad-nasuem in 2600 for about the past 10 years (or longer?). Hell, skip the computer. You can make them with a black pen if you're bored. I've done so and tested them out when I worked in retail. It's really not that tough.
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:2, Funny)
Bebeep! (Score:5, Funny)
Just one more reason... (Score:2, Funny)
(Man I hope people are in good humor today.)
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:3, Funny)
Solution (Score:1, Funny)
2. ???*
3. Profit!
* Scan your fucking shirt.
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Burger King and Super Mario (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously all this hard work of buying video games would make anybody hungry, so I went to silence my grumbling belly meats by making a stop to the Burger King. After ordering my food and taking a seat, I began to unwrap my new Super Smash Bros video game over an 8-piece chicken tender value meal.
It is here where the clouds parted, and God himself reached down and touched me. It is here, that I calculated and measured the exact balance and weight of the Super Smash Bros cartridge in comparison to the equal amount of ketchup packets.
I took the packets and placed them neatly back in the cardboard game housing, packaging everything back up. I took the instruction manual as well, and replaced that with a good 7 or 8 napkins, folded rather nicely. Then, I went next store to Office Max, and had them shrink-wrap the game. Viola. Slap on one of them sticky-hangy-tab thingies, and you got yourself a game fresh off the shelf from behind those locked glass windows.
So, now the scary part. Time to find a differant Kmart. Sweaty and horribly nervous looking, I went inside to make the return. I claimed something to the tune of it being my birthday and that I had already owned this gift, so I wanted to return it. Everything went surprisingly smooth, except for the camera staring at my face. I still wont go back there to this day.
Now - Think about the possible following scenario for just a moment. Imagine - Your in your early teens, and you did your chores. It was a nice sunny weekend afternoon, and your dad felt like doing somethin nice for you. He remembers you going off about that new game. He buys it, brings it home to surpise you... your so excited! You guys have one of those rare but really heart felt father and son kinda hugs. Life, is perfect...
You open the box to your new game. In it, you find a small brick of ketchup packets and neatly folded napkins.
Sweet Jesus, I would give my first newborn child to a rabbid tiger just to see that facial expression.
PS: I used to work at Office Max. One day, a guy came back in after just buying a typewriter. Instead of a typewriter, he found a bag of potting soil. He was irate - I smiled. =)
Re:Burger King and Super Mario (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:5, Funny)
Judging by the article, there would appear to be at least 1,500,000 very good reasons...
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Re:And this works because....? (Score:1, Funny)
He could have seen it a million times, but it still never gets old, man... it just ever gets old.
Re:Self-checkout fraud possible (Score:1, Funny)
of course they could be smart enough to package the cards differently... And of course at walmart anything over a certain set value requires a "security tape" which means someone at the department has to apply said tape, and announce the fact over the PA, someone post-cashiers has to remove the tape and enter that into some system, and the cameras (and possibly security people and/or bored stockers) have to follow you around.
Fun fact: you're not allowed to carry guns out of the store yourself. The temptation to clear out a checkout lane might be overwhelming otherwise, i guess.
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's even simpler than that. (Score:2, Funny)
They should've waited (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Burger King and Super Mario (Score:3, Funny)
Why was there no toy in his Kinder egg? Because I got home from school before him, carefully opened the foil, cut the chocolate shell along the seams with a sharp knife and removed the toy. A simple matter of soldering the chocolate back together with hot tea and replacing the foil and voila - one kid roaring his eyes out.
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Doesn't add up (Score:3, Funny)