Daring to Dream: Apple & IBM 523
Anonymous writes "The Register has
a comment piece of the marriage (speculative) between IBM and Apple. Although wildly speculative, it is not improbable. With IBM already supplying PowerPCs to Apple and Apple having not signed up to IBM's PowerPC consortia, there are hints in this get-together. Apple would also supply IBM with the "lifestyle" side of things. If it does happen, it would be most interesting."
Can you imagine? (Score:2, Funny)
Whoof (Score:5, Funny)
I need more coffee...
Big Brother (Score:4, Funny)
IB-Apple (Score:5, Funny)
i(B)Apple
Apple'BM
iAppleBeMe
BeMiAp
?
Re:Whoof (Score:1, Funny)
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, how implausible would this have sounded 15 years ago?
Microsoft hater's wet-dream.. (Score:2, Funny)
Mark my word, it ain't gonna happen.
you lose it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Except... (Score:5, Funny)
Very, very old, obligatory joke (Score:5, Funny)
A. IBM.
Shamelessly stolen from Apple Confidential [nostarch.com].
Re:Good for IBM, not so good for Apple? (Score:1, Funny)
Fashion designers wear suits too, only they look good doing it, instead of like broken-down salarymen. Picture the Board at IBM showing up wearing bespoke mauve mohair suits, silk carnation through the lapel, and razor-sharp mod cuts draped across their faces, and you'll understand the effect this merger could have in IBMs corporate "culture".
Re:Very, very old, obligatory joke (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Except... (Score:5, Funny)
I have just overcome my fear of sharks in the toilet. I hope you realize you've just ruined my life.
-Peter
Re:IBM + Apple = good news for Linux (Score:2, Funny)
New logo (Score:3, Funny)
Or is this just Apple's way of taking over everything that start with the letter I? Ipod, Imac, IBM.....
Re:Taligent (Score:5, Funny)
Re:buy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:buy (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Would never happen... (Score:5, Funny)
By the way, both companies have a heavy-duty nerd culture in the depths, hidden away where no one sees it much. Apple glosses it over with hippie chic. IBM uses yuppie chic instead. Underneath that *ppie chic, they're more alike than anyone wants to admit.
Basically, the only groups that would have to be kept separate would be the marketing departments. And even then, the marketers wouldn't be stepping on each others' shoes, since Apple sells end-user gadgetry and IBM is now a server-room iron and polish vendor.
Even armchair PHB's miss the clue boat. Jeez...
Re:you lose it (Score:2, Funny)
Not to mention that it ignores the buzzword that rules them all: Diversify!
Re:New logo (Score:3, Funny)
Mmmmm Pot & Beer (Score:5, Funny)
How has no one yet brought up the old adage:
IBM was created by guys who drank beer.
Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.
Careful when mixing substances!!! ;)
Re:IB-Apple (Score:5, Funny)
i(B)Apple - Too mathematic
Apple'BM - Too scatalogical
iAppleBeMe - Too narcissitic
BeMiApple - Too valentine-y
Re:ridiculous (Score:2, Funny)
As an IBMer I can say that we often have enough of both to get much done
Re:Except... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Show him the text of the parent post
3. Ask him to guess in which front-page slashdot story this bizarre comment was actually relevant
Hilarity ensues.
Re:Except... (Score:5, Funny)
That's like buying a new Ferrari and replacing the seats with milk cartons and repainting it with spray paint.
Re:Except... (Score:2, Funny)
IBM would become iBM (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Except... (Score:5, Funny)
Do you also have a tiny Egyptian tribe living in your toilet?
Re:Enterprise/business sales (Score:3, Funny)
1.) IBM's iPod will be Black and blue.
2.) It's going to have a baby-tie around it. And you can never take it off!
3.) It'll come with a case that looks like a business suit.
4.) It won't be called iPod anymore. I'll just have a serial number.
5.) iPod will be resized to fit in a T-shirt chest pocket only.
6.) It'll play some monotone corporate tune everything it turns on.
iMac in Black! (Score:5, Funny)
I will be first in line for a iBM 17" PowerBook(black anodized aluminum).
Re:Can you imagine? (Score:5, Funny)
When you put it like that, it does sound a bit fishy.
Re:Mmmmm Pot & Beer (Score:3, Funny)
Apple was created by guys who smoked pot.
I think you may be slightly off...
/whoa, look at all the pretty colors...
Re:ridiculous (Score:3, Funny)
Considering Steve has his iTunes and iPod business going great guns, perhaps the Mac business isn't as important to Apple as it once was.
Maybe Steve is looking to sell his PC division, too!
Re:Can you imagine? (Score:3, Funny)
Q: What do you get when you cross Apple and IBM? (Score:3, Funny)
That joke was more ironic in the 90's, when I was working at Kaleida (a joint venture of IBM and Apple).
-Don
Re:Can you imagine? (Score:2, Funny)
elsewhere in the news... (Score:2, Funny)
What do you get when you cross IBM and Apple? (Score:3, Funny)