Defending Open Source Security 260
dpilgrim writes "DevX's A. Russell Jones as thrown down the gauntlet, questioning the security of Open Source software. I've picked up the gauntlet and
posted a response over on the O'Reilly Network. As previously
discussed on /. Jones' comments are too controversial to ignore."
aha ! found him out (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My rebuttal :) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Laughable assertions (Score:3, Funny)
Geez. I was able to follow what you said until this part. Now I'm feeling dizzy.
Idea for a new company! (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, I just had a great idea!! If I form a company and deliberately write insecure, malicious code with backdoors in it, I could use it to control the governments of the world and become obscenely rich!
Oh, wait... someone else [microsoft.com] has already done that, and most likely patented the idea. I don't want to get busted for patent infringement, man!
Damn... back to the drawing board.
Coming to a cinema near you... (Score:2, Funny)
< 8 Hz voice >
...
...
Presenting a GNU/Dreamwerks production:
"WHEN TROLLS ATTACK"
A film of betrayal, intrigue and piss-poor articles. Starring Leanardo DiCaprio as Linus Torvalds, Robert DeNiro as Richard Stallman and Arnold DeSchwarzenegger as Eric Raymond. Featuring Danny DeVito as the troll.
Watch in Amazement as Linus uses quantocrypto beta wave brain analysis to get inside the mind of the troll...
"....I just have to decrypt this datastream....I'm in!"
Be Astounded as RMS insists on addressing Linus as GNU/Torvalds...
"Oi, GNU/Torvalds! That was my idea!"
Stand back in Awe as ESR deals with the troll the only way he knows how
"<BANG><BANG>....eat leaden death, troll....<BANG><BANG><BANG>..."
Be afraid....be very afraid...
Vizzini would be proud (Score:3, Funny)
...so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!