Microsoft: Patches, Patches Everywhere! 388
Ridgelift writes "Even though Microsoft's recently announce they would not be issuing any new patches for the month of December, the boys at Redmond were scrambling today to figure out why some systems are being patched. The reason? They haven't got a clue."
The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:4, Funny)
I guess they are going to have to issue a patch to stop the machines from patching....ironic.
fill in joke here (Score:3, Funny)
...Yes, well...
The reason ? (Score:3, Funny)
Curious (Score:4, Funny)
Where is Edward James Olmos? (Score:5, Funny)
When exactly was it that the Cylons are supposed to attack?
Transcript (Score:4, Funny)
Fin.
And... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Monthly patches? (Score:0, Funny)
It's not a patch (Score:5, Funny)
It' MS's fault (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Treasure of the Sierra Madre quote (Score:5, Funny)
The Final Windows Patch (Score:1, Funny)
It's called LINUX [linux.org].
There's even a version of this patch works great on PPC [linux.org].
Re:It' MS's fault (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Microsoft did the right thing (Score:2, Funny)
Addendum (Score:5, Funny)
In other news today, the Cracker community announced it would commit to new virus and worm releases on the second Wednesday in each month.
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Monthly patches? (Score:2, Funny)
You mean there are patches available for things OTHER than vulerabilities from Microsoft? Wow. Must have missed them at the bottom of the Windows Update page after the 250 zillion Security Patches.
Re:Monthly patches? (Score:3, Funny)
they will still release zero-hour patches for vulnerabilities which are actively being exploited in the wild
"Kewl", as the script kiddies might say. This simply means that those crackers who resist the urge to get some f4me for their new exploit by announcing it on a SadCrAck3r IRC channel have a four week window to root more boxes.
Chris
No no NO! Microsoft is COMMITTED to Security! (Score:4, Funny)
www.trustworthycomputing.com [trustworthycomputing.com]
Re:The reason ? (Score:4, Funny)
Patch Officer :- Sir, Out windows update service has issued a Patch today. :- But I said NO Patches in month of Dec. :- Yes Sir, but the patch issuing s/w has a bug, We need to patch it ASAP. :- But I said no patches in Dec , damn it. :- But then we won't be able to prevent the windows update service from issuing the first patch :- READ MY LIPS man, NO patches in Dec.
Billy G
Patch Officer
Billy G
Patch Officer
Billy G
Shall we say patch-22 :-)
Windows Update became self-aware! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:3, Funny)
We once again apologize for the fault in the patch process. Those responsible for patching the patchers who have patched the patch process, have now been patched.
And with great dispatch, might I add. :) *groan*
Re:What's the big deal? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:5, Funny)
How I read it (Score:5, Funny)
Patches.... (Score:5, Funny)
This is the first action of the Patch Liberation Front!
Re:Nice double-entendre... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Monthly patches? (Score:2, Funny)
But admins aren't subjected to the constant trickle of noncriticals... "Huh. An alert just popped into my mailbox saying there's a patch I need.... Its not patchday, so I wonder how big the impact will be for us..." And if its big he can take appropriate action...
No way ... (Score:3, Funny)
Forget that. Begin the thawing of Lorne Greene.
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Where is Edward James Olmos? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The apparent lack of a patch. (Score:3, Funny)
FrontPage is a Security Hole? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Whatever happened to One Service Pack behind? (Score:2, Funny)