NYT Reports Porn Spam Hijacking Network 497
twitter writes "This NYT story describes how thousands of PCs have been used as porn spambots and reverse proxy servers, and mentions that they could be used for kiddie porn. Finally, though Microsoft is not mentioned, people might start to understand what a monoculture of poor quality software enables."
Whew! (Score:5, Funny)
is it me, or is it crazy? (Score:4, Funny)
so um, not to Microsoft bash or anything, but what OS does this 'sploit attack then?
Re:Excuse me? (Score:2, Funny)
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Recommended Daily Allowance (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, but we'll take care of that.
translation (Score:5, Funny)
Translation:
Great. (Score:3, Funny)
A little late (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whew! (Score:1, Funny)
j/k
Re:Whew! (Score:1, Funny)
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If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
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Re:FUD (Score:5, Funny)
Is that some sort of new grilled onion sandwich at Burger King?
Re:Heh (Score:1, Funny)
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Where do I sign up? (Score:5, Funny)
So you're saying all I have to do is install one of those screensavers shrouded in four web-site redirections and I can sit back and wait for some pirate in The Phillipines to jack all the 1337 w4r3z and pr0n for me?
Dude! This is better than PointCast **AND** Kazaa -- The stuff just shows up! It's like subscribing to the FBI files-you-shouldn't-have mailing list!
Spyware and viruses r0ck!
Re:Heh (Score:1, Funny)
Terrible (Score:5, Funny)
They put all that porn on my computer, and I don't even get to see it?
Oops... here we go (Score:1, Funny)
But is it worth giving up Linux? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:FUD (Score:4, Funny)
http://www.lurhq.com/migmaf.html [lurhq.com]
Also search Google Groups for "onlycoredomains.com"
The real blame... (Score:3, Funny)
I blame K & R for writing such a fundamentially broken language in the first place.
Re:Flamebait (Score:1, Funny)
Actually, it is "if you are not part of the solution, then you are part of the precipitate".
Re:What's new about this? (Score:5, Funny)
[Fade in on dim interior of grimy trailer packed with disused computer equipment and swimsuit calendars. Greasy-looking SPAMMER puts down a half-eaten slice of cold pizza and starts dialing the phone.]
SPAMMER: Hello, is this Ms. Smith? I was wondering, would you mind if I used your computer to put some pirated pornography on the Web? [click, dial tone in background] Hello? Ms. Smith?
[Cut among views of SPAMMER on the phone, sleazy as ever.]
SPAMMER: Could I borrow your computer to send millions of spam emails? [click]
SPAMMER: ... just want to use it to run a quick scam -- [click]
SPAMMER: Uh, Mr. Jones, could I steal passwords -- [click]
SPAMMER: ... I want to crack into eBay and rip people off, could I use your computer for that? [click]
[SPAMMER looks sweatier and nervous, impatient and guilty.]
SPAMMER: [click] Hello? Hello?
[SPAMMER puts the phone down and starts typing, face illuminated by the screen.]
JAMES EARL JONES VOICEOVER: In the real world, spammers and Internet criminals don't ask your permission. They use viruses and insecure computers world-wide to steal from people. To find out what you can do to protect yourself and your family from crime on the Internet, log on to computer security dot gov.
[Fade out to black screen:]
http://computersecurity.gov/
Take a byte out of crime.
JAMES EARL JONES VOICEOVER: Brought to you by the FBI and the SANS Institute.
Slashdot as an extortion tool? (Score:3, Funny)
\begin{sinister Slavic voice}
You must pay one gazillion dollars to my PayPal account immediately, or I will post a link to your site on Slashdot.
\end{sinister Slavic voice}
P.S. I happen to be a hacker from the former Soviet Union.
Re:Give it a rest with the Windows bashing already (Score:1, Funny)
Get real.
We're not austrailia YET.
It's not a bug--It's a feature (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:4, Funny)
Tell her "Look, lady, I'm sorry if you feel neglected, but I'm sending out as much of it as I can. I'll send you a couple extra tonight when I get home, but after that, I can't make any promises." Then apologize for having misspelled "barnyard" in the subject line.
Re:Heh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Heh (Score:3, Funny)
"The rogue program does not affect the beleaguered Apple Macintosh line of computers or computers running variants of the evil hacker Unix operating system."
Re:Heh (Score:2, Funny)