Forty Percent of All Email is Spam 625
PCOL writes "There's an interesting article on spam in today's Washington Post which includes an inside look at AOL's spam control center in Northern Virginia. The story reports that roughly 40 percent of all e-mail traffic in the US is now spam, up from 8 percent in late 2001 and nearly doubling in the past six months; that AOL's spam filters now block 1 billion messages a day; and that spam will cost U.S. organizations more than $10 billion this year from lost productivity and the equipment, software and manpower needed to combat the problem."
Good percentage (Score:2, Funny)
sure, sure. (Score:4, Funny)
Another stat (Score:5, Funny)
Re:sure, sure. (Score:3, Funny)
40% ...? (Score:4, Funny)
Only 40%? (Score:2, Funny)
Cost/Benefit (Score:2, Funny)
in my inbox today: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:40% ...? (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Only 40%? (Score:5, Funny)
4% of all users are Trolls (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Accuracy (Score:2, Funny)
in other news ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Another stat (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Optimistic (Score:5, Funny)
Sturgeon's Law (Score:5, Funny)
Lengthen your fingers today (Score:2, Funny)
It's all natural and quite inexpensive compared to the productivity increase you will have with longer more graceful fingers.
Not true (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Another stat (Score:2, Funny)
Works in Ascii, Ebcdic and Unicode
(no, there isn't a null at the end)
Several Easy Solutions (Score:3, Funny)
yep, we're all doomed (Score:5, Funny)
I figure I get about 425,000 a day myself at this point (er, give or take). It's at the point where it's getting painful to go through my SpamAssassin "caughtspam" folder. But there are still enough false positives (really, one is enough) that I can't send the whole thing to /dev/null.
Meanwhile, I'm accruing a great collection of classic spam subject lines. Some examples (all real):
I get a lot more than 40% (Score:4, Funny)
Later,
gergi@aol.com
Terrorism! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Another stat (Score:2, Funny)
thats the secret ingredient you simply dont want to know about.
soylent green is.... PEOPLE!?
Re:How much "real" mail is lost? (Score:5, Funny)
Those few people can type "enlarge my penis" into Google and click on a link that comes up.
Re:Why does spam work? (Score:4, Funny)
-Men with small penises who are insecure about them
-Someone who wants a diploma but is too dumb to go to college
-Someone gullible enough to think that they can buy pure human growth hormone for 29.95 a bottle.
-A person who really doesn't know how to find a teenage beastiality plump asian tranny webcam on their own with a search engine
-Someone who wants to "make money fast" and has never been burned by a scam before. (Or is too dumb to see that this is one)
Should I go on?
Think about how many complete fucking morons you run into every single day, now understand that about 75% of them have email addresses and receive spam. Out of 10 million spams, all it takes is a few gullible fools to give a return on investment.
People sometimes ask my why I rag on stupid people so much. It's because their ignorance causes me inconvenience in many forms...spam is one of those forms. (others include needing ID to buy liquor, pot being illegal, and car insurance in denver being so fucking high)
Re:Sounds about right to me (Score:5, Funny)
Spam has historical roots... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Good percentage (Score:2, Funny)
Is this per user?
Charge Spammers For Spell Checking (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Accuracy (Score:4, Funny)
Hey, hey, hey.
What did a pit full of decaying fecal matter do to deserve being filled with spammer?
Have some respect for shit, man.
Re:Why don't I get spam ?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Spammers and SMB (Score:2, Funny)