Wireless, GPS-Loaded 'Bait Car' Traps Thieves 794
captainClassLoader writes: "The Washington Post is reporting that a late-model car, loaded with wireless surveillance gear, a remote kill switch and GPS, is being left (unlocked, presumably) on the streets of the Washington, D.C. metro area as 'bait' for car thieves. This article reports that they've just made their first bust with the vehicle."
I wonder.... (Score:5, Funny)
Who pays the parking tickets on these?
GPS: "Help! I'm being towed!"
Awesome! (Score:4, Funny)
Out of Curiosity (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
"Holy cow, look at all the cars people lost in this parking lot!"
--Scott
Hello, my name is K.I.T.T.! (Score:3, Funny)
Scary! (Score:4, Funny)
Cars can't talk.
Why don't they 'salt' a few 1982 Lotus Turbo Esprits? Don't those blow up when you break into them?
Increasing the 'catch rate' (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This is cool but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fishing for dumbass... (Score:2, Funny)
Whoops! You misspelled "hours" in your comment.
Re:Good use of technology (Score:3, Funny)
Scenario: Thief picks up car, likes car. Picks up hitchhiker. Gets out at 7-11. Says wait here. Police bust car and Hitchhiker. Thief sees bust, coolly walks away from 7-11 slurping Bruisin Berry Big Gulp.
Obvious solution: Ban Bruisin Berry Big Gulps
"Wireless"? (Score:5, Funny)
Was there a (not-so-successful) previous attempt at this, but with wires coming out of it?
Re:footing the bill (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Death Wish (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bike Theives Must Die!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good use of technology (Score:2, Funny)
N'Sync? (Score:3, Funny)
I think that'd violate the Constitutional restrictions on cruel and unusual punishments.
IANAL (Score:2, Funny)
Normal people don't pay for sex, so if a cop offers a prostitute money for sex, that's entrapment.
Normal people do leave their car's in places where the car can be stolen, the fact that the police can track this particular car just improves the chances of the police catching the criminal.
Put another way, if you had a phat car and left the doors unlocked, keys in, engine running with a wad of benji's hanging out of the glove compartment, and I stole your car, I would not have an entrapment defense.
Re:Out of Curiosity (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bike Theives Must Die!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Can't say that I had any sympathy for the young punk. Justice was served on the street. Then again, Charles Bronson in Death Wish is one of my all time favorite flicks.
Re:IANAL (Score:3, Funny)
If an undercover cop tells you to do something or he'll blow your head off it's an absolute form of entrapment. This situation is rare, but not unheard of.
But if an undercover cop makes you an offer too good to refuse it's a much more grey area. Many normally law-abiding citizens may be tempted by these offers, and there have been some high profile cases thrown out because the cours ruled that a reasonable person would not be able to resist the bait. E.g., I seem to recall that John DeLorean was acquitted because of this - the pressure to save his company was so great that no reasonable person could avoid the quick money for moving a relatively small amount of drugs.
It's hard to imagine a situation where car theft is irresistable, but it's much harder to make blanket statements about victimless crimes.
Re:"Wireless"? (Score:3, Funny)
Although some were caught contemplating it by the television crew parked next to the car, no one seemed to raise the courage to attempt stealing the car.
Of course, it could have just been stage frieght...
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Not in Hollywood.... (Score:3, Funny)
I'm now waiting for the first action movie out of Hollywood that features a tough, no-nails cop breaking into an available car to chase an escaping murder suspect, only to be stopped in traffic two minutes later by a different part of the department.
Re:I wonder.... (Score:5, Funny)
Mercedes: Hello sir, I am calling to let you know that a few minutes ago, your car was stolen. It is possible that it was towed, but given the neighborhood where you parked it . .
Me: Crap. You mean that someone is breaking into my car?
Mercedes: No. Our system doesn't trigger an alert until your car is actually in motion. Someone has already broken into your car. Now they are driving away with it.
Me: Crap.
Mercedes: Have a nice day. In the event that you don't recover your car, you might consider our all new 2002 Mercedes models.
Re:Fishing for dumbass... (Score:2, Funny)
...thereby cutting down on FUTURE dumbasses as well.
Re:Bike Theives Must Die!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Automotive Honeypot (Score:2, Funny)
My friend told me about a similar car (a Honda Accord) owned by the Ventura County Sheriff that would stall, lock all the doors, roll up the windows and call the police a few blocks from whereever it was stolen.
In most Southern California towns it lasted about two hours before someone came by and drove off.
In his town, after two weeks of sitting at the side of the road, unlocked, with the keys in the ignition, it still hadn't been stolen. OTOH, this was in Simi Valley, a town (and I am not making this up) that has a Denny's that closes. Every night.
My friend took this as an omen and a few months later decided to move.
Hacker's Challenge (Score:2, Funny)
(Oh, wait... Did I just offend the
Re:I wonder.... (Score:1, Funny)
Around here they just throw a trolly-type device under the wheels that aren't lifted up. That way your wheels are not turning when being towed, and it doesn't matter if they're locked.
"There are very very very good reasons as to why civics and camry's are so widely stolen. They are easy to chop, high resale on parts because everyone has one of the cars just about. Mercedes/Ferrari/BMW/etc are not high-theft-risk cars. They say you should get LoJack so they get money, go read the reports.. you'll never see Mercedes on the top 10."
Well of course Mercedes is not on the top 10, look at the percentage of Mercedes on the road compared to cars like the Camry. The Camrys probably outnumber the Mercedes 50:1 (unless you live in some hoitty-toitty neighbourhood).
This really burns me up when going to pay for insurance. I ask why the rate is so high and they give me this "Well, it's a high theft risk" line of crap. No shit, Sherlock, this model probably accounts for 60% of the cars on the road. Statistically speaking, it's got a higher chance of being stolen! That doesn't mean MY car has a higher chance of being stolen though.
Re:I wonder.... (Score:2, Funny)
Where am I? Where's my car? Can you tell me how to get to the nearest dealer ...
It sounds like a dealer is about the last thing you need. You've probably spent too much money at one already, if you can't find your car or yourself.
"Hi, I'm in south central LA. Can you direct me to the nearest crack house?"