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The Germs' Drummer Arrested For Carrying Soap

Posted by kdawson on Sun Apr 22, 2007 02:50 PM
from the keeping-his-nose-clean dept.
dwrugh writes "The drummer for the seminal punk band The Germs, Don Bolles, was arrested in Orange County because a field-test kit indicated his bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap contained GHB, the date-rape drug. (Here is an interview with Bolles.) Using the same test kit, available on the web for $20 for a pack of 10, according to Bolles' attorney on NBC this morning, other soaps tested positive for GHB. But of course since it's just soap, when you test it in a real crime lab it comes back negative. Makes you wonder what other common household products also test positive, and how many others have been arrested based on faulty test kits who didn't have the resources to defend themselves."
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  • Lexicon Devil (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Bryan Ischo (893) * on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:52PM (#18833751)
    (http://www.ischo.com/)
    The Germs. Heh. Haven't listened to them since high school. You can only play G.I. (their only good album) so many times until the lead singer's grating voice just becomes completely unbearable. Great music though.

    On a tangent only marginally related to the topic ... does anyone else find today's breed to pseudo-punk-acting bands just too funny for words? I don't follow modern music too much but have seen some music videos here and there and it cracks me up how all these new bands play this completely cheesepuff light rock ballad crap and have faux-hawks and punk-ish clothing and slam around like they're belting out hardcore. It's just so silly to see a bunch of guys jumping around acting like they're so tough and like the music is so raw all the while playing Justin Timberlake-esque fluff. I just couldn't do that with a straight face, I wonder how they manage it.

    The Germs were the REAL DEAL, the lead singer would spread peanut butter on his naked chest while cutting himself with a broken bottle on stage. They didn't just looked the part, they sounded the part too, with some of the rawest late-70's-hardcore-punk around.

    Now to the topic at hand - so what. Not every test is 100% reliable. False positives exist. This is a headline story for what reason exactly?

    And for the obligitary Slashdot tongue-in-cheek comment: I don't see how having GHB in soap is helping anyone. If you've already convinced your date to take a shower with you the GHB is kind of redundant ...
    • Re:Lexicon Devil (Score:5, Funny)

      by mochan_s (536939) on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:59PM (#18833809)
      (http://www.soundclick.com/afterglow/)

      ... does anyone else find today's breed to pseudo-punk-acting bands just too funny for words?

      It's called getting old.

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    • Re:Lexicon Devil (Score:5, Funny)

      by X43B (577258) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:07PM (#18833881)
      (http://hysdeals.blogspot.com/ | Last Journal: Tuesday January 11 2005, @11:30PM)
      "does anyone else find today's breed to pseudo-punk-acting bands just too funny for words? .....
      The Germs were the REAL DEAL, the lead singer would spread peanut butter on his naked chest while cutting himself with a broken bottle on stage."

      Yeah spreading peanut butter on your naked body while cutting yourself makes you really anti-establishment. :) I bet no one was laughing at that.
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      • Re: Lexicon Devil (Score:5, Funny)

        by Black Parrot (19622) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:20PM (#18833989)

        Yeah spreading peanut butter on your naked body while cutting yourself makes you really anti-establishment.
        You'll find the Establishment all to happy to sell you as much peanut butter as you want to buy.
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    • Re:Lexicon Devil by errxn (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:08PM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by symes (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:15PM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:46PM
    • Pop punk by RightSaidFred99 (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:52PM
      • Re:Pop punk (Score:4, Interesting)

        by ethicalBob (1023525) on Sunday April 22 2007, @05:09PM (#18834763)
        No, it's called music (from beethoven to beatles to the circle jerks) - it's all composed of notes, rhythm, chords, etc. And you either like that particular sound (or individual group, or piece) or not - Genres are for those who only feel comfortable dealing with convenient labels, usually to site a close-minded preference "my genre is better than yours"...

        No real punkers call themselves punk - it's the attitude, not the music.
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        • Re:Pop punk by The PS3 Will Fail (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:29PM
        • Re:Pop punk by kchrist (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:57PM
          • Re:Pop punk by ethicalBob (Score:1) Tuesday April 24 2007, @09:23AM
            • Re:Pop punk by kchrist (Score:1) Tuesday April 24 2007, @11:36AM
        • Re:Pop punk by RightSaidFred99 (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @12:15AM
          • Re:Pop punk by ethicalBob (Score:1) Tuesday April 24 2007, @09:45AM
        • Re:Pop punk by demon driver (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @01:40AM
          • Re:Pop punk by elrous0 (Score:3) Monday April 23 2007, @09:28AM
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    • Re:Lexicon Devil by ottothecow (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:28PM
      • Re:Lexicon Devil by pkbarbiedoll (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @11:01AM
        • Re:Lexicon Devil by ottothecow (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @07:53PM
          • torrents by pkbarbiedoll (Score:1) Tuesday April 24 2007, @09:25AM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by plate of felt (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:00PM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by Mister Whirly (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:55PM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by pilybaby (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @07:09AM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil by namekuseijin (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @12:43PM
    • Re:Lexicon Devil (Score:5, Funny)

      by PopeRatzo (965947) * on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:28PM (#18834491)
      (http://thewaxwingslain.com/)
      I was 14 when I hitchhiked from Chicago to Cleveland to see Iggy and the Stooges at the Agora Ballroom. He smeared himself with peanut butter and rolled around on stage in the broken glass from all the beer bottles that were thrown at him, then jumped into the audience covered in blood and Skippy's, screaming the chorus from Search and Destroy ("I am the world's forgotten boy, the one who searches to destroy..."). It was the greatest rock-n-roll show I've ever seen, and that includes Hendrix, The Who, The Clash, you name 'em.

      It was one of the formative experiences of my life. I'm fuzzy on the details, but I think I may have eaten human flesh that night. The only shows that ever came close to that were Pere Ubu, King Sunni Ade, Rockpile, James Brown five nights in a row at the Chicago Theatre and The Cramps down in the basement at Mother's. I've tried to pass on these tales to my daughter from the time she was a toddler, hoping that they wouldn't fade into the mists of legend. When she was 7 she knew all the words from Fun House, and I've got an old video of her singing "I got a right" at age 8. Now at 19, poised and ladylike, she's a delicate flower, but if she ever were to meet Justin Timberlake, she'd kick his ass for him just for being a poseur. I'm so proud.

      Punk rock was mostly bogus, but Iggy was the Real.
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    • Re:Word of the Day: Switcheur by Miseph (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @09:04PM
    • Re:Word of the Day: Switcheur by Mister Whirly (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @10:06AM
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  • Best. Headline. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:53PM (#18833755)
    Best. Headline. Ever...
  • It sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)

    by GregPK (991973) on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:54PM (#18833763)
    A very slippery situation. :)
  • by geekinaseat (1029684) on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:55PM (#18833769)
    (http://geekinaseat.blogspot.com/)
    Dropping the soap
  • Why is this on Slashdot... in IT? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @02:55PM
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  • It's not a matter of resources... by Bert the Turtle (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @02:57PM
    • Re:It's not a matter of resources... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by badfish99 (826052) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:10PM (#18833903)
      However, TFA says that Bolles spent 3 days in jail, presumably waiting for the results of a test.

      I've been stopped for a broken tail light in my country, and the police certainly did not use this as an excuse for searching my car. Is it usual in your country for people to be imprisoned for so long on so little evidence, after so minor a motoring offence?
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      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by Nutria (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:27PM
      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by canUbeleiveIT (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:28PM
        • Re:It's not a matter of resources... (Score:5, Interesting)

          by fyngyrz (762201) * on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:53PM (#18834245)
          (http://www.ideaspike.com/ | Last Journal: Monday October 22, @04:43AM)
          Inexplicably, SCOTUS does not consider a drug dog to be an unreasonable search. Go figure.

          The USSC (SCOTUS) considers the article 1, section 8 enumerated power to regulate interstate commerce ["among the several states"] to be the foundation of a rationale to regulate intrastate commerce. It considers the highly public listing of citizens as criminals to "not be punishment." It approves ex post facto laws without blinking an eye. It punts regularly on the government's blatant favoring of religion by law (fed and state.) It allows wiretapping without a warrant (and don't get me started on FISA.) It allows breaking into your home without notice. It allows theft of your home and property for any purpose whatsoever. It has had absolutely no problem turning consensual, personal, victimless choices into crimes.

          Clearly, the USSC is long past being a useful institution, made up of shills for special interest groups (one of which is the government itself, of course.) It has zero problems pronouncing that black is white and night is day. This should not be a surprise, however, as the number of unauthorized government actions - meaning, absolutely unconstitutional - has skyrocketed in the past half century or so across the entire government structure, judicial, executive, and legislative. The USSC is just one part of an entirely corrupt and out of control government.

          Remember to vote so you can pretend you have an effect on all this. That's what they want you to do. That, and complain. It vents the steam safely, as opposed to finding pissed off constituents at their doors. That is why freedom of speech is the least eroded right and will always remain so.

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        • by Gordonjcp (186804) on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:44PM (#18834593)
          (http://slashdot.org/)
          At this point, the police will either 1)make up probable cause or 2) just bring in a drug dog

          I'd just *loooooove* for them to try and search my car with a drug dog. I suspect the combination of four different kinds of leaking oil (engine, gearbox, diff and hydraulic), engine cleaner, brake cleaner, carb cleaner, hydraulic system flush, hydraulic system solvent cleaner *and* my rigger boots in a bag in the boot would probably send it over the edge. Hydrocarbon olfactory nightmare.

          If you ever see a retired police dog with a nervous twitch and a fondness for Jefferson Airplane, you know it's happened.
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        • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:40PM
        • Re:It's not a matter of resources... (Score:5, Informative)

          by krotkruton (967718) on Sunday April 22 2007, @08:07PM (#18835841)
          Ok, you're right that all of that is possible, but I really don't think it is the norm. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but iI really don't think that every other (50%) person who refuses to allow for a search of a car then has the car searched anyway by some abuse of power. What tends to happen (at least from people I know in the situation) is that the officers ask if they can search the vehicle, and then the normally rights-minded individual in the car allows it for some reason. I had a friend whose whole family did some drugs and loved to drink. His dad was also a lawyer and told him that he should never allow the police to search his car under any circumstances. He then told all of us the same thing, and we told everyone that we knew to be careful as well. Then one day the kid gets pulled over, and for some stupid reason lets the cops search his car, at which point they find some seeds on the floor.

          Another thing people tend to do is get scared when the cops say that you will be delayed as they need more time to process the information if you fail to allow a search or that now a dog will be called in. The problem here is that most people don't know that in many cases, you don't need to wait around. If the officer does not allow you to leave, then it's an unwarrented detention. You are not obligated to wait around for a drug dog to show up to sniff your car. Ask the officer, "Am I free to leave?" The answer is usually yes, whehter or not the cop lies to you, but I really think most will be honest with you if you ask the right questions. The problem is that they aren't obligated to be honest with you if you don't know which questions to ask. My lawyer friends have always told me that if I'm pulled over, be polite, but only crack your window enough to slip out your license and registration and don't say anything. You aren't obligated to speak to the officer at all. If he continues to ask questions, just repeat the phrase, "Am I free to leave?". Of course, repeating that phrase over and over might conflict with the "be polite" idea, so you have to use some judgement there.

          Inexplicably, SCOTUS does not consider a drug dog to be an unreasonable search.
          As for SCOTUS's opinion on this, I think they're closer to saying that a drug dog is not a search at all, so it can't be labelled as reasonable or unreasonable and they don't need probable cause. Of course, I didn't read that much about it so I could be misunderstanding the decision.
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        • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by Raptoer (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @08:08PM
      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by DCheesi (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:33PM
      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:41PM
      • by grassy_knoll (412409) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:48PM (#18834191)
        (http://slashdot.org/)

        However, TFA says that Bolles spent 3 days in jail, presumably waiting for the results of a test.

        I've been stopped for a broken tail light in my country, and the police certainly did not use this as an excuse for searching my car. Is it usual in your country for people to be imprisoned for so long on so little evidence, after so minor a motoring offence?


        To be fair to the police, he was acting suspiciously.

        police: "A drummer.... with soap? S'yah right! Must be drugs, you dirty hippy!"

        [badum-ching]

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      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... (Score:5, Informative)

        by spiritraveller (641174) on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:29PM (#18834499)
        (http://spiritraveller.blogspot.com/)
        Yes, it is true. America is a police state. Freedom and equal protection are just ideas here. We have them on paper, but no one really believes in it.

        Here in Georgia we have a guy sitting in prison because when he was 17 he received consensual oral sex from a 15 year old classmate. [nytimes.com]

        His sentence? Ten years. No parole.

        It was the minimum sentence allowed for "aggravated child molestation." Aggravated, because oral sex is "sodomy."
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        • The real fun part of that story is that if he'd just had intercourse with her, he'd have been committing a misdemeanor and received a small fine. (Parental notification, really, being the point of that 'punishment'. Hey, parents, your 15 year old is having sex with this 17 year old. You might want to deal with that.) The age of consent here is 16, but if you're within 3 years of the same age and everyone's over, I think, 13, it's just a misdemeanor, subject to at most a year in jail, and that almost never happens. (And he's already served more than that.) And it's deliberately from being a 'sex offender' offense.

          Except, and apparently no one realized this, they made the age 16 for sex, but forgot to do the same thing to the 'sodomy' laws, because everyone had been operating as if those laws were dead letter. The courts have held that you cannot legislate the private behavior of adults, but, quite obviously, you can of kids, and those parts weren't dead letter. The sodomy section doesn't include any exception for three years age difference. And because apparently someone doesn't know what 'sodomy' is, oral sex is included in there. (Although it wouldn't be much better if it was just actual sodomy.)

          The Georgia Congress just fixed the law this, after this kid was found guilty, but didn't bother getting around to passing a 'And people arrested under the old law get should an adjustment of their sentence' statement. From what I understand, it wouldn't even have to be a law, just a statement that, on appeal, the courts should consider the new law. (Obviously, it can only do this if it's shortening the sentence.)

          There have been some damn stupid op-ed in the newspapers about it, too, people yammering about child molesters and stuff, because approximately 40% of the people in this state are meth- or religion-addled morons. Oh, don't get me wrong, the stupids aren't opposed to the new law, which has already passed, just opposed to retroactively shorting people's unjust sentences for some reason. Sometimes people in this state are complete fucking imbeciles. And with this paragraph, I ruin all chances of running for local office.

          And it is, literally, this one 17-year old guy, where some 15 year-old apparently got drunk at a party and decided to give him a blowjob. While the crime has obviously happened a lot, no one even realized the law could applied this way until it was, and the outcry fixed the law..

          If the legislature doesn't get off their ass and get Genarlow Wilson out of jail, people are doing to start trying to get the governor to pardon him.

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      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by Lord Kano (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:31PM
      • Re:It's not a matter of resources... by holistah (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @01:31AM
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  • Do your job "editors" (Score:5, Insightful)

    by MaelstromX (739241) on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:58PM (#18833795)
    Editors, I wish you'd take five seconds to review what you are putting up. TFA is from April 11 (that's eleven days ago), and since then he has been released [starpulse.com]. A discussion of the faultiness of field testing methods might be in order but you need to properly set the stage for said discussion, otherwise it gets derailed when people get alarmed about the fact that somebody is sitting in jail right now for a mistake and then somebody (in this case me) has to come and point out that the whole thing has actually been resolved.
    • Re:Do your job "editors" by eli pabst (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:13PM
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    • Re:Do your job "editors" by fermion (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:30PM
      • Re:Do your job "editors" (Score:4, Interesting)

        by MaelstromX (739241) on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:35PM (#18834545)
        Sorry, while this story is upsetting, I'm not really outraged when somebody is falsely arrested, as long as they are not falsely convicted, and as long as the basis for the arrest was honest and without any malice or impropriety. I certainly would like to see the number of innocent people arrested minimized, and in that sense maybe we can learn something about how field testing methods can be less than reliable, and maybe in certain cases their findings should have to be corroborated before they can be used to arrest somebody. I was just kind of annoyed that the detail of "this person's situation has been totally resolved" was not included in the writeup.

        By the way, it looks like this all fell down on him because he consented to a search of his vehicle. Take note, Slashdotters: you will never benefit by forfeiting your 4th amendment right to not be searched without a warrant, and the fact that you're not knowingly breaking any laws shouldn't make you feel like there's no way you can get arrested. Clearly, we've seen this is not the case.
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        • Re:Do your job "editors" (Score:5, Insightful)

          by jimicus (737525) on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:51PM (#18834649)
          (http://www.whitepost.org.uk/)
          Sorry, while this story is upsetting, I'm not really outraged when somebody is falsely arrested, as long as they are not falsely convicted, and as long as the basis for the arrest was honest and without any malice or impropriety. I certainly would like to see the number of innocent people arrested minimized, and in that sense maybe we can learn something about how field testing methods can be less than reliable, and maybe in certain cases their findings should have to be corroborated before they can be used to arrest somebody. I was just kind of annoyed that the detail of "this person's situation has been totally resolved" was not included in the writeup.

          Technically, you're correct. But mud sticks.

          What if he wasn't a drummer with a band? What if he was an IT geek with a day job in a "respectable" office like a large percentage of /. readership? Would our collective employers be pleased to know that someone they employed had just been arrested on suspicion of carrying a date-rape drug?

          In many parts of the world, my guess is you'd come home from your short involuntary stint in prison to find yourself out of work with little hope of a reference or of redress. The police "acted properly" by arresting you when they thought you'd committed a crime, and released you when it became apparent you hadn't. Not their fault your employer dropped you like a hot potato.

          What it does do is highlight that some of these tests need to be drastically improved.
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        • Re:Do your job "editors" by Starburnt (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @07:56PM
        • Re:Do your job "editors" by Puff Daddy (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @08:08PM
          • Re:Do your job "editors" (Score:5, Informative)

            by Desert Raven (52125) on Sunday April 22 2007, @10:30PM (#18836719)
            Sorry,

            Speaking as an ex-cop, never, EVER, *EVER* consent to a search.

            Doesn't matter if you might get hassled while the cop tries to find a reason to search, you also have the right to keep your mouth shut. Unlike a warrant-based search, which must state *specifically* what they are looking for, and thus limits them to the places where such items can be found, consent searches allow *anything*. And, once you consent, you can't take it back, since a smart cop will isolate you while they perform the search.

            Frankly, you may not know what is in your car/home, etc. All you need is for one of your idiot friends to have left something behind you didn't know about.

            A cop who asks for consent is fishing. If a cop has probable cause, he won't ask, he'll get the warrant, or search immediately if allowed (exigent circumstances, probationers, etc). The more they try to convince you, the more sure you can be that they don't have anywhere near enough evidence for a warrant.

            Folks think that if they consent to a search, the cop will feel better about them. Of all the folks I searched with consent, the *best* I felt toward them was mild contempt for voluntarily surrendering their constitutional rights. The rest? Well, frankly, I still get a real belly-laugh over the folks I arrested for drugs, illegal weapons, stolen merchandise, etc because they were dumb enough to give me consent to search.
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        • Re:Do your job "editors" by SirSlud (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @09:22PM
          • Re:Do your job "editors" (Score:5, Interesting)

            by zerocool^ (112121) on Sunday April 22 2007, @11:02PM (#18836891)
            (http://mirror.cs.vt.edu/ | Last Journal: Tuesday April 13 2004, @11:24AM)

            As to the warrentless searching of a car... In the US at least, this is all a moot point if you're a teenager. Despite that a lot of teenagers I know, especially ones who are in their final year of high school and are taking "US Government", probably know as much about the law as many cops, being a teenager is proof of guilt.

            Case in point: I have a friend who has never in his life smoked a cigarette, done a drug, and the only alcohol he's consumed is when he visited an exchange student in Estonia (appearantly, said exchange student's uncle's thought it was funny to make the American toast the old Soviet Republic and drink Vodka). He is now 27.

            When he was 16, he drove a wee little nissan, had long hair, and was in a punk band. He got pulled over on suspicion of being a teenager (as best he could tell, they never did tell him), and they asked to search his car. He said "No way, I know my rights, if you don't have a warrant, you can't search". Know what the cops told him? The fact that he didn't want his car searched was enough suspicion to get probable cause to secure a warrent, and that he'd have to sit on the road side with the cops for 45 minutes while they made out a warrent and got it authorized before he could leave.

            Welcome to the land of if you're young, you're fucked.
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        • Re:Do your job "editors" by sunderland56 (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:16PM
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      • Re:Do your job "editors" by osu-neko (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:42PM
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    • Re:Do your job "editors" by iminplaya (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:05PM
    • Resolved?! (Score:4, Insightful)

      by SuperBanana (662181) on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:20PM (#18834435)

      otherwise it gets derailed when people get alarmed about the fact that somebody is sitting in jail right now for a mistake and then somebody (in this case me) has to come and point out that the whole thing has actually been resolved.

      #1, I'm alarmed about the fact that he was arrested, period.

      #2, I'm alarmed that these false positives have been happening for a while, and #3, that it is still presented as valid evidence in criminal cases despite knowledge that it has a high false positive rate. Follow-up tests should be automatic, not a matter of the defendant having money to pay for it.

      How did the cop even get to the point of being able to search the car? Oh, cute. The old "broken taillight" routine:

      Bolles, 51, was arrested on April 4 after being pulled over for having a broken brake light

      The officer got permission to search the vehicle and a field test on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap showed positive for GHB, Sailor said.

      Never, never, NEVER agree to a search of your vehicle. Say, "I'm sorry, officer, I do not consent to a search" [youtube.com], and if he says he's going to get a search warrant, LET HIM TRY. It's a scare tactic; if they had a legitimate, constitutional right to search you and your car, they already would have done so- and they certainly wouldn't need your permission.

      Similarly, if you ARE stupid enough to allow a search (or they have a valid reason to search) and find something, SHUT UP. Don't say anything except, "I wish to speak to, and be represented by, an attorney." I don't care HOW much the cop says he'll "go easy" or who he'll "talk to". IT IS A LIE.

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      • Re:Resolved?! by Hadlock (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @09:46PM
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    • Not resolved at all by MillionthMonkey (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:58PM
    • Resolved? by nurb432 (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @07:23PM
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  • Soap by Snatch422 (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @02:58PM
    • Re:Soap (Score:4, Informative)

      by Rakshasa Taisab (244699) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:12PM (#18833921)
      (http://www.uio.no/~jaris)
      No, but one of the easiest ways of synthesizing GHB is with GBL, which is used as an industrial cleaner. If you've ever taken any significant quantities of GHB in concentrated form, you'll get that sickly feeling in your stomach whenever you pass someone cleaning off graffiti, etc.

      So no doubt the test being used reacts to both GHB and GBL.
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  • huh? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gEvil (beta) (945888) on Sunday April 22 2007, @02:58PM (#18833803)
    (http://evil.google.com/)
    What's this "soap" thing you're talking about?
    • Re: huh? (Score:5, Funny)

      by Black Parrot (19622) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:22PM (#18834021)

      What's this "soap" thing you're talking about?
      It's a paste the alchemist will give you to counter the 'Turn Girls' spell.
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    • Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:47PM
      • Re:huh? by Skinnybrown (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @02:19AM
    • Re:huh? by jimicus (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:54PM
  • by Tatisimo (1061320) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:02PM (#18833831)
    That must be great publicity. This incident will give that brand a reputation as a true, non-failing, anti-Germ soap.
  • We'll get to see more like this (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Opportunist (166417) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:02PM (#18833833)
    Field kits have to be cheap. You need a fair lot of them. And they're prone to false positives because governments usually want to err on the wrong side (i.e. it's better to have innocent people jailed than having a guilty one run free).

    As long as the labs still use more reliable testing methods, it can at least be cleaned up later. I just hope this doesn't change at least.
  • It's sort of like poppy seed bagels (Score:5, Interesting)

    by jameseyjamesey (949408) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:03PM (#18833839)
    (http://www.jamesdemastus.com/)
    When I was in high school, I would have poppy seed bagels for breakfast every morning. When I turned 16 and started applying for jobs, I failed a few drug test even though I had never done any illegal drug. It caused a lot of stress in my family and was quite embarrassing. Even though my parents believed me, I could always sense it nagged them in the back of their minds. A few months ago I saw an episode of myth busters which proved having just one poppy seed bagel can cause you to fail a drug test. I downloaded the show and sent the DVD to my parents to clear my name.
  • Chicks dig soap by Joebert (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:03PM
  • Soap laced with GHB (Score:5, Funny)

    by sokoban (142301) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:04PM (#18833849)
    (http://slashdot.org/)
    I guess that's for the times when Axe brand shower gel and body spray aren't enough.
  • Dr. Bonner? by fuo (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:05PM
    • Re:Dr. Bonner? by Tablizer (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:10PM
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  • Jibber Jabber from the article... by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:06PM
  • no.. it really was GHB (Score:3, Funny)

    by plasmacutter (901737) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:11PM (#18833915)
    (Last Journal: Tuesday November 06, @02:39PM)
    the mainstream media just can't comprehend the fact that he "really" loves his soap ^_~.
  • by kc8jhs (746030) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:12PM (#18833919)
    This isn't exactly shocking for a county where our local Government, won't issue ID cards for those who have been prescribed medical marijuana. This county loves to be the uptight puritan neighbor to Los Angeles. The state says its okay, but the county is claiming that since the federal government says no, they can't risk getting sued. States rights? Ha. This county is known for its unbelievable government and law enforcement. Recently an inmate was killed in the county jail after the staff told other inmates that he was a suspected child predator. The Sheriffs department insists they did no wrong in this, and there pat answer is more or less, "Who cares, he was a child predator?" and "You can't listen to criminals to tell you the truth, they're people who do things that are wrong anyway." All local press fails to point out that he was never even convicted.

    I don't mind a conservative government, and all, but here it's like being conservative just for the sake of being conservative, instead of any real reason behind the decisions of the local government. Law enforcement in Orange county seems to me, to serve mostly to harass the public, in hopes of catching some illegal immigrants along the way.

    So yeah, this really isn't surprising.

    P.S. In OC, if it had been a 30 y/o MILF in an SUV, she could have had the soap, had it tested positive for GHB, heck she probably could have had pure GHB and pot in the car, and still been able to drive off.

  • Wait... by FlyingSquidStudios (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:14PM
    • Re:Wait... by ScrewMaster (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:37PM
      • Re:Wait... by proverbialcow (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:54PM
    • Re:Wait... (Score:4, Insightful)

      by fyngyrz (762201) * on Sunday April 22 2007, @04:02PM (#18834295)
      (http://www.ideaspike.com/ | Last Journal: Monday October 22, @04:43AM)
      Wouldn't the soap make them The Germless?

      No. Soaps just select out the weak germs. That's why hospitals are sources for extremely hardy strains of germs. So the soap just makes the remaining germs grow stronger, and not have to compete for resources with weaker germs. Evolution, baby, running full speed at a hospital near you.

      [ Parent ]
      • Re:Wait... by Loconut1389 (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:42PM
      • Re:Wait... by JustOK (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:51PM
        • Re:Wait... (Score:4, Informative)

          by ScrewMaster (602015) on Sunday April 22 2007, @06:53PM (#18835437)
          The lye in ordinary soap dissolves a layer of your skin, and all the various microbes simply wash away with it. Soap does kill some organism, of course, but it's not an antiseptic as such.
          [ Parent ]
          • Re:Wait... by Firethorn (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @08:41PM
  • Huh? by professorfalcon (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:15PM
  • IT topic? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by antdude (79039) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:19PM (#18833979)
    (http://aqfl.net/ | Last Journal: Wednesday July 09 2003, @01:16AM)
    How is this story related to IT? "IT: The Germs' Drummer Arrested For Carrying Soap" ... Did I miss something?
    • Funny Topic? by pentalive (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:27PM
    • Re:IT topic? by uncle_riley (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:28PM
    • Re:IT topic? by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:50PM
    • Re:IT topic? by gsslay (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @04:10AM
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  • The Germs? by mobby_6kl (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:21PM
  • Bronner, not Bonner (Score:5, Informative)

    by ktakki (64573) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:24PM (#18834029)
    (http://www.artcrime.com/ktakki/ | Last Journal: Thursday April 26 2007, @11:12PM)
    The late E. H. Bronner [wikipedia.org] was a rather eccentric man, but he made damn good soap. Each bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap would be covered with tiny text extolling the virtues of the product along with "healthy Hunza food" and somewhat off-beat religious proclamations.

    Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! Poetry, uniting All-One! All brave! All life! Who else but God! "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!

    Basically, Dr. Bronner's is the Time Cube [timecube.com] of soaps.

    k.
    • Re:Bronner, not Bonner by Archangel Michael (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:50PM
    • All-One! by tverbeek (Score:3) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:37PM
      • Re:All-One! by DavidTC (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:24PM
  • Bleh... by FunWithKnives (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:29PM
  • Dr. Bonner Soaps by value_added (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:30PM
  • Test kit limitations (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:32PM (#18834095)
    Why they'd test the soap for anything is just plain stupid. Several different soaps, bleaches, and other common household items are used in the military to simulate chemical contamination because they will cause the test kits to go positive.

    Any police getting fooled like that, or even bother to test soap is either an idiot, hasn't even the most basic training in using the kit properly, or is trying to frame someone. (Possibly to get a more expansive search warrant. Assuming they still need one...)

    Doesn't matter if this happened a couple weeks ago and the guy has been released. Kind of like getting arrested for being black in a Benz, and later released with no charges. That #### isn't supposed to happen in the first place and is a major issue. (To put it politely)

     
  • Soap with a Manifesto by Bo'Bob'O (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:32PM
  • all-one! all-one! all-one! by dpiven (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:39PM
  • Soap == Napalm (Score:3, Informative)

    by mangu (126918) on Sunday April 22 2007, @03:42PM (#18834155)
    Basically, soap is the result of treating oils with a strong alkali.


    If you mix coconut oil (palmitic acid) with caustic soda, you get what in German is known as "natrium palmitat", or NaPalm for short.


    Mix that with gasoline and you get something that burns very hot and sticks to the skin. Nasty!

  • GHB is not THC by Frosty Piss (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:49PM
  • Did he get raped in jail? by Trespass (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @03:56PM
  • Wait... by kbox (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:34PM
  • Old news.... by MarkAD88 (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:38PM
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  • Date Rape Drug by burris (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:00PM
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  • im no scientist... by drfrog (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:25PM
  • Toothpaste does by Mad-cat (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:37PM
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  • Ok, so it all worked out by Dan Stephans II (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:56PM
  • Date Rape Drug? by vandan (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:09PM
  • Bagels by KitsuneSoftware (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:23PM
  • Actually, that's quick mythbusting by smchris (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @06:29PM
  • Screening tests. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by sjames (1099) on Sunday April 22 2007, @06:34PM (#18835347)
    (http://www.linuxlabs.com)

    The test in question is a screening test. That is, a test that is designed to quickly eliminate the possability of a substance so you don't have to perform the more expensive and time consuming confirmation test. So, a negative result means the substance is not present, positive means it MIGHT be. If the police and/or courts don't understand that, they shouldn't be using the test at all.

    Unfortunatly, apparently the test is marketed for use much as the police used it in this case.

    The other problem in this case is that Bronner's is obviously soap. Just how did they imagine that GHB would even be (ab-)useful after mixing it into soap? What would have even lead them to believe the bottle contained GHB in the first place?

  • I'm behind this 100% by serutan (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @07:29PM
  • If I haven't done anything wrong, then by Catbeller (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @07:31PM
  • Looking for a reason to arrest. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Skreech (131543) on Sunday April 22 2007, @07:43PM (#18835717)
    Cops look for a reason to arrest. If they "just know" that some civilian is guilty of "something," then obviously they can make a field test return a positive result with soap to give them more time to search or whatever. There's probably a short list of somewhat common materials people may have with them that tests positive on some specific test.

    It's along the same lines as pulling someone over and asking the driver ten different times the basic question "Is it okay to search your car?" In progressively more confusing and convoluted ways because all the driver has to do is slip up once. Then the cop can get on with his job of figuring out what you're guilty of.

    It's like developing a field test for explosives and then being able to arrest someone because their gasoline tank tested positive for highly flammable material.
  • Yes another misleading Slashdot headline by EmagGeek (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @08:56PM
  • False Positives and Full testing (Score:3, Interesting)

    by DynaSoar (714234) * on Sunday April 22 2007, @09:03PM (#18836157)
    (Last Journal: Sunday June 19 2005, @01:43PM)
    "Makes you wonder what other common household products also test positive; and how many others have been arrested based on faulty test kits who didn't have the resources to defend themselves."

    Drug urinanalysis tests are notorious for false positives as well as true positives for common food stuffs which do carry the drug(s), but in minute quantities. I recall an entire class of substance abuse counselors in training being given surprise urinalysis so they'd know how it feels. They all tested positive, in testing and restesting. The culprit was poppy seed muffins supplied by the organization presenting the class. This was figured out by the instructor. Had it not been, or had this been one or more individuals really being tested for whatever reason, the samples would have been retained and passed to a lab for mass spectrometry. This test is many orders of magnitude more accurate. It absolutely identifies molecules present. It does not indicate the source. They'd have been considered positives, which is guilt by fairly irrefutible evidence, but not considered false positives due to circumstantial evidence. How many? I have no idea, in general. I do know that I, and those I worked with in substance abuse treatment, did inquire into possible sources, knowing of the above. All that I supervised admitted using, after giving bad excuses. I knew of the possible other sources -- they didn't. But then I worked for a facility which was owned by a medical corporation. They had potential liability and so expected us to be careful like this. Testing done by law enforcement and similar organizations are not considered as liable, as they themselves cannot be held as accountable. They can and do jail based on initial testing, even probable false positives and obvious ridiculous positives (how was he going to get the supposed intended victim to ingest enough soap?). However, they can be held accountable, especially in the press. Sad as the case is, this is probably the best chance the individual has for getting just due. With popular knowledge and support, any case would go more his way, and law enforement tends to go Tango Uniform when faced with the prospect. He could get damages if he pressed it. I hope his roasts the bastards.
  • by the time.. by nanosquid (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:32PM
  • A sad act of simple self-destructive angst by timothy (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @10:48PM
  • date rape drug? by hxnwix (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @11:28PM
  • Basic grammar by Legion303 (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @06:20AM
  • "Maguire Seven" convicted based on similar tests by deemaglee (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @09:18AM
  • Date rape by do_kev (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @10:16AM
  • Dr Bronner's Soap has GHB? by Khyber (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @10:54AM
  • lie detector false positives by camg188 (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @11:37AM
  • Obligatory by frank_adrian314159 (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @12:45PM
  • All The Poor People Who Cant Fight by ShrapnelFace (Score:1) Monday April 23 2007, @01:15PM
  • I tried to use ruffies once... by SonicSpike (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @08:28PM
  • Of Course He Was Suspicious by FrankNputer (Score:1) Wednesday April 25 2007, @11:18PM
  • Re:It is less about accuracy... by Sancho (Score:2) Sunday April 22 2007, @04:15PM
  • Re:its Official... by Chmcginn (Score:1) Sunday April 22 2007, @05:30PM
  • Re:It's Funny? Laugh? by tbone1 (Score:2) Monday April 23 2007, @06:43AM
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