Microsoft Warns of PowerPoint Attack 127
narramissic writes to let us know about yet another PowerPoint flaw, this one affecting PowerPoint 2000, 2002, and 2003, soon after Microsoft issued a record number of patches to fix numerous Office vulnerabilities (among others). The new problem came to light in a blog posting by Microsoft Security Program Manager Alexandra Huft, but the coverage at ITWorld has more detail. Huft writes, "We've been made aware of proof of concept code published publicly affecting Microsoft Office 2003 PowerPoint," and goes on to say that Microsoft is not aware of any attacks that exploit the bug.
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What's your position in the company?
Waitress?
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"Bossman" Steve here.
Quit whining on slashdot and get back in the meeting immediately .
So .... what would do it? (Score:3, Interesting)
Not to be mean, but Powerpoint is merely a tool purpose-designed for doing presentations. It is quite possible to write a good presentation in Poser-poi...er...Powerpoint, it just can't compensate for a bad presenter.
I like OpenOffice Impress as well BTW.
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Print it out. Hand it out. You fit way more information on a sheet of paper than in power point (you can print 6 power point slides on an 8.5x11 and still have tons of white space left unused.) Also, it allows your audience to walk away from your presentation with the notes still in hand. Thirdly, it gives them a writing material on which to take notes. Fourth, no one will have trouble reading a sheet of paper right in front of them (unless they need a new glasses, of course.) Fifth, you won't have
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Translation: People are free to ignore the presenter while the audience flips through the paper and reads at their own pace.
Then, after the presenter has wasted their time talking, you can tune back in and ask the questions that were just answered in the presentation.
Then the presenter can answer the same questions for the next person who also tuned out to read the hand outs.. then again for the next person..
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To be fair, that's not PowerPoint's fault; it's a lack of presentation skill that seems to pervade the business culture today. If I am talking finances and I have a $2000 laptop and a $4500 projector displaying this on the screen:
Finances
- income
- spending
If you want bash PowerPoint (and I realize that wasn't necessarily the parent's goal), try this: the interface STINKS. I haven't used OpenOffice or StarOffice, but if they are trying to emulate PowerPoint's interface, then I won't bother.
<fanboi>I'm a Mac user and Keynote is much, MUCH more elegant to use... and can even import and export PowerPoint files.</fanboi>
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Just yesterday I was trying to make a basic UML diagram in OpenOffice.
I was delighted when I found out that it is far simpler than doing the same thing in Word.
It was very different to how Word does it however and I had to figure out how the tools work.
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But apparently not intelligent enough to not needlessly antagonise the people you have to work with...
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What does that even mean? I suppose when you run a meeting you put everything together in a video presentation using Macromedia Director that link to sources. After the meeting you give everyone a CD copy so they can view it at their desk. Sure it takes you a month and a budget to get your 15 minute presentation together, but damn its so intelligent.
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He does a great lecture on information presentation. Definitely worth seeing, especially if you can get your employer to pay for it like I did.
Unfortunately, my employer has a "Standard PowerPoint Template That We Must Use For Official Presentations" that pretty much destroys everything Tufte taught us in favor of a standard look for presentations that... meh, I'm ranting.
on-topic Soviet Russia (Score:1)
gaudy Powerpoint presentations full of hype but no real meaning whatsoever
ATTACK YOU!
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"In Soviet Russia, Powerpoint attacks you!"
Try again
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Don't encourage them!
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Actually, the coward had it right.
The story is about a PowerPoint attack (PowerPoint attack you!). So, if we reverse things ala Soviet Russia, we get "You attack PowerPoint."
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Open Office... (Score:3, Interesting)
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It's not like I'm doing anything fancy; I believe in the KISS
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I've never had any of the problems you describe. However, I don't try anything fancy... Just text and images.
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They all render perfectly.
Admittedly I've never created a presentation in OO. I stay away from Powerpoint style things like the plague.
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Invasion (Score:4, Funny)
Stock up on milk and bread! Get out the hand-crank radio! The autoshapes are approaching fast! Run! For the love of God, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG ITS CLIPPY (Score:3, Funny)
NOOOOO!!1
BANG! BANG! BANG!
It looks like you're dead. Would you like help in calling the mortician?
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The Powerpoint Version of the Gettysburg Address (Score:3, Funny)
OK, so everyone has alreay seen this...
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Spicing things up (Score:4, Funny)
We've done that... (Score:2)
Ok, maybe it wasn't Stag Reels.... (Score:2)
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The flaw affects PowerPoint 2000, PowerPoint 2002 and PowerPoint 2003, as well as many versions of the Office suite, Secunia said. Its security advisory can be found here:
http://secunia.com/advisories/22394/ [secunia.com]
Powerpoint Poisoning is the real threat.. (Score:4, Insightful)
Just sat through a "media-rich" PP presentation... (Score:2)
It was amazing, the guy just set it in motion and sat back down. Whole thing was animated, backgound music, transparent lettering that floated in front of the slides as they appeared. He never said a word, just let this thing run.
In the end, it was eye-candy but no substance. Being the smart-ass that I am, I made the comment to the guy sitting next to me (in a low and very dead-pan tone), "wow...he's got some mad powerpoint skills".
Ya know when you're in those situations where you have to be qu
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Sadly, Apple's Keynote program is even worse for this. Whenever I make a presentation that is not PR nonsense I have to restrain myself from using the cool transitions and the like which distract others from the content. Usually, I find a handful of slides with real
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I think that goes for most of us. It always makes me wonder if the person making these slides didn't have anything better to do than adding all that fancy crap. But then again, they often seem to enjoy it, so I'm like, ok, let them have a little fun while doing there work.
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Come to think of it, maybe we should add a side bar with some games to Slashdot?
BTW: s/there work/their work/. Excuse me.
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Microsoft should have a short "style guide" that appears the first time a user account starts powerpoint. It would have a nice list of my pet peeves, including:
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(See fourth bullet in your post) :)
Most of the time I prefer NO background image; it takes away from the content. I sat through a PowerPoint presentation at a seminar this past week, and it had bulleted lists, proper images, and no background at all. It was wonde
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Powerpoint and Excel (Score:5, Interesting)
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If you copy a small section or a single graph in Excel and paste it into Powerpoint as an object... It pastes the entire file.
Even if all you can see is just a small fraction of the file in powerpoint.
What I usually recommend it paste special as bit map or copy it as a picture (by holding down the shift key in excel and then going to Edit > Copy picture) and then paste into Powerpoint.
For some reason it looks nicer, keeps your PPT file size down, and you wo
Attack of the Powerpoint! (Score:3, Funny)
Like clockwork... (Score:2)
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Strange zero days indeed.
Now working for mozilla (Score:2)
Hey Microsoft! (Score:1, Insightful)
What gives?
I thought... (Score:2)
Nothing new (Score:3, Insightful)
Name of the new PP attack: The Meeting (Score:3, Funny)
Click to add title (Score:2)
"An inconvenient truth" crashes on 500 screens... (Score:1)
Homeland_Security_Threat_Level = HIGH (Score:3, Funny)
If knowledge of this vulnerability falls into the wrong hands (Kim Jong-Il, Fascist Moozlams, Treacherous Liberals, or the French) it could destroy Corporate America!
Fortunately, it can't destroy the White House. They draw all their ideas on big sheets of paper with crayons.
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I know of another Powerpoint attack ... :-) (Score:4, Funny)
The way this works is that a compromised Powerpoint presentation is played to a room-full a victims. The speaker is first affected, speaking in a very monotone voice, rapidly clicking through the compromised slides of bullet-points and pie-charts. Within 10 minutes, all the victims are asleep.
I swear. I've seen this happen!! NO URBAN LEGEND! Check SNOPES!!!!!!
With my +3 Green Laser Pointer... (Score:4, Funny)
"PowerPoint Attack" (Score:5, Funny)
We have these at work all the time. I call them "meetings"...
Power Point? (Score:1)
Better to warn than admit you're warned (Score:2)
Weren't they warned about this problem several months ago [informationweek.com]? Or is this yet another one???
Does all Microsoft content have to be executable? (Score:3, Insightful)
Microsoft has this annoying policy of putting some kind of general purpose execution engine in every Office product, from Word to PowerPoint to IE. Documents don't have to be Turing-complete, people. In fact, they're more useful if they're purely declarative - you can repurpose the content.
(Postscript is the classic bad example. The Postscript model is explicitly an interpreter. As a result, it's difficult to do anything with a Postscript document other than print it in the specified format. Text extraction is tough. Reliable format conversion is very tough. Reliable conversion to a different screen size, which ought to be easy, is terribly hard. Everybody moved away from Postscript, even Adobe. Microsoft should have learned from this.)
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I might be wrong, but wasn't the whole point of PostScript to be for printing? I think in that respect it succeeded rather well. I wasn't meant to be converted to different formats or re-aspected (actually pure "size" conversion [scaling] works well because its not raster) or edited or anything else.
And Pos
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The problem may be that people are using PS as a transmission-for-later-editing format, which it isnt.
"Powerpoint Attack"? (Score:2)
A Little Late, Isn't It? (Score:1)
I've been suffering PowerPoint attacks in morning meetings for years now.
Microsoft Warns of PowerPoint Attack (Score:1)
I think I know what's going on... (Score:1)
Nothing to see here (Score:2)
I'm a network administrator and I've been noting (and every administrator on the planet too, I guess) that at least since april this year, in the days following patch tuesday (I call that "black friday") there is a new batch of exploits, and there are usually no MS exploits (the last month being an exception) until the next black friday.
Let's face it. If MS chooses a specific day to release al its patches of the month, it's logical that blackhats will choose a day that gives their exploits
MSRC blog subtitle (Score:2)
Should be: "The Microsoft Security Response Center works every day to help protect customers from vulnerabilities in our software.
The phrase PowerPoint attack (Score:1)
That's OK (Score:2)
I've never used Powerpoint.
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Dupe! What`s wrong with editors?!? (Score:1)
My Favorite PowerPoint Attack (Score:3, Funny)
Ammo (Score:1)
Thanks folks I'll be here all week, and try the fish.
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Pointy sticks? (Score:1)
Quick, post a load of off topic tosh .. (Score:2)
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