20 Years of Computer Viruses 278
Tuxedo Jack writes "The Register reports that twenty years ago today (19 January 1986), the first computer virus, Brain, was discovered. By modern standards, this was a minor virus, and it spread by floppy disks, which is a far cry from the network-aware worms of today. Still, though, it was the first noted virus, and we've had twenty years of pain and annoyance from it and its successors. Happy birthday, Brain, you and all your little virus friends - just know we're doing our damndest to keep you from having more."
Yay for viruses! (Score:4, Funny)
Viral Wartime... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:3, Interesting)
Thankfully, Mac tightened up its security in the move to OS X. Windows tightened up security in.....?
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:2, Interesting)
I don't get it. what does blaster have to do with you getting married?
Congratulations... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Congratulations... (Score:2)
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:2)
Re:Yay for viruses! (Score:2, Funny)
Sigh... (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Sigh... (Score:3, Insightful)
The article calls it a PC virus, maybe you should read them sometimes.
Re:Sigh... (Score:3, Informative)
I did mail daddypants before the article went live, too. Didn't seem to help.
Re:Sigh... (Score:2, Funny)
Did no one inform you that all computers are X86 based PCs, all operating systems Microsoft Windows, and all web browsers Internet Explorer?
I guess you didn't get the memo.
Re:Sigh... (Score:5, Informative)
yes but (Score:2, Funny)
Message in the virus? (Score:5, Interesting)
(c) 1986 Basit & Amjad (pvt) Ltd.
BRAIN COMPUTER SERVICES
730 NIZAB BLOCK ALLAMA IQBAL TOWN
LAHORE-PAKISTAN
PHONE
Beware of this VIRUS....
Contact us for vaccination.
I wonder if anyone ever tried to look up these guys. Kind of blatent calling card if you ask me.
Re:Message in the virus? (Score:5, Informative)
Virus writers have been teching up for 20 years (Score:5, Funny)
20 days ago: lol this is not a virus
Re:Message in the virus? (Score:3, Informative)
"Network aware" worms (Score:2, Funny)
as
a) Slashdot is to news
b) Bush is to Clinton
c) Moth is to butterfly
d) Suicide is to STD
Re:"Network aware" worms (Score:5, Funny)
(Just joking, no offense meant.)
first PC virus (Score:5, Informative)
And, "The first PC virus was a boot sector virus called (c)Brain, created in 1986 by two brothers, Basit and Amjad Farooq Alvi, operating out of Lahore, Pakistan. The brothers reportedly created the virus to deter pirated copies of software they had written."
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Re:first PC virus (Score:5, Funny)
Re:first PC virus (Score:5, Funny)
The only computer virus I've ever had was the WDEF virus. Disinfectant caught it right away. That was 1992, so I guess I'm too smug.
Ahh, Disinfectant! :D (Score:2)
*sigh* I must have come to the party too late. By the time I started really using the Internet (late '92 or early '93) Disinfectant was already up to date on everything out there, so I have never had a Mac infected by a virus.
Disinfectant was a nice peice of software...fast, free, small memory footprint, small size... Of course, it was probably pretty easy to keep up to date since it only had 40 or so viruses to keep tra
Re:first PC virus (Score:2)
Re:first PC virus (Score:5, Informative)
I believe the third worm and the first on-purpose malicious network worm was Wank from October 1989. It attacked VAX machines running on DECNet, changing passwords and lol phoning all the people who had accounts to annoy them
Earlier in 1988 there was the hi.com worm, but that was just a zombie. It was meant to send a Merry Christmas message to all infected users on 25 December 1988
W O R M A G A I N S T N U C L E A R K I L L E R S
Your System Has Been Officially WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.
Someone might know of an earlier malicious network aware worm, but this is the first one I know of.
Re:first PC virus (Score:4, Informative)
Re:first PC virus (Score:3, Interesting)
The employee concerned was never caught although he sometimes would admit to it a loong time later.
Re:first PC virus (Score:2, Funny)
Happy Birthday, Virus! (Score:5, Funny)
Makes you wonder (Score:3, Interesting)
Sure... (Score:2)
Re:Makes you wonder (Score:2)
Well, they might be bad, but you would never really know where they were and where they are going
I got my first and last virus in 1994 from a roommate in college who brought me the "Monkey" virus from a computer lab on a floppy disk. I also have not used Microsoft based operating systems that much since that date.
I guess I'm lucky.
Re:Makes you wonder (Score:4, Funny)
The good news is that you won't get infected until you observe the virus.
The bad news is that if you do observe the virus, you have a 50/50 chance of a dead cat inside your computer.
okay! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:okay! (Score:2)
Damn, a 9" hard disk? You must have one Scuzzy disk
Good luck (Score:3, Insightful)
Good luck. You'll need it, 'cause selection pressure tends to win.
Oh, really... (Score:5, Interesting)
While a network virus could reach around the globe in a matter of seconds, floppy disk viruses were just as bad before networks and CDs became common. Not only did you have to scan your own hard drive, but each and every floppy disk if you didn't know where the virus came from. You often had to practice "safe computing" by asking if the floppy disk was scanned before you use it on your own machine.
Re:Oh, really... (Score:2)
Re:Oh, really... (Score:5, Interesting)
-matthew
Re:Oh, really... (Score:2)
The computer store I worked at in the early 90's had an extensive collection that we used to test AV programs and to train techs on virus detection and removal. We kept 'em in a double locked file cabinet, and only me and the other senior tech each had one key, and
Re:Oh, really... (Score:2)
Thanks, Microsoft!! (Score:2)
You know.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Do you know what?
I have never had a virus of any kind on any of those machines.
The best anti-virus protection is inbetween your ears.
Ironically, my IRIX machine was remote rooted, and i had a DOS successfu
perfect business model (Score:5, Insightful)
Welcome to the Dungeon
(c) 1986 Basit & Amjad (pvt) Ltd.
BRAIN COMPUTER SERVICES
730 NIZAB BLOCK ALLAMA IQBAL TOWN
LAHORE-PAKISTAN
PHONE
Beware of this VIRUS....
Contact us for vaccination............ $#@%$@!!
can we be sure the same thing isn't happening today at say... symantec?
Re:perfect business model (Score:2)
The first word macro virus came from Microsoft.
I'd day it's pretty likely not (Score:4, Insightful)
Remember that if they were doing such a thing they'd face extreme criminal charges when caught, and make no mistake, they would be caught. There's a lot of anti-virus companies out there, and a lot of security researchers. Sooner or later, I'd be diacovered they were the source and then they'd be fucked.
You don't take risks like that if there's no reason. Ten viruses per year being released would be plenty to ensure your continued existance, since it only takes one nasty one to remind people your software is valuable. Given the thousands that are released, there's no reason to put yourself at risk making more.
Re:perfect business model (Score:3, Interesting)
I happen to work for Symantec. I think we create great products. Yes, they have bugs. Sometimes they're bad bugs. Guess what - every piece of software installed on your PC has bugs. We fix them very quickly when it happens. We do a thing called "Rapid Response" and we turn around a patch as quickly as humanly possible. I've participated in one "Rapid Response", so yes, I do know what I'm talking abou
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Re:perfect business model (Score:3, Interesting)
I've tried many virusscann
Re:perfect business model (Score:3, Informative)
Re:perfect business model (Score:3, Informative)
I uninstalled your anti-virus software many moons ago. One day, many moons later, I saw network traffic when there should have been none. This traffic (2mb an hour - nearly 1.5gb a month) was coming from one of your updating applications that had not been uninstalled properly. Thanks for that. Thanks for the wasted time and the wasted bandwidth.
I could go on about the hours your software takes to scan my little hard drive. But I won't.
I
20 years of Windows, too! (Score:5, Funny)
Laugh, it's a joke. Windows wasn't even natively network aware until 10 years later
Brian? (Score:3, Funny)
I recall... (Score:5, Interesting)
prank macro (Score:2)
Re:I recall... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What's outlandish (Score:2, Informative)
20 years! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:20 years! (Score:2, Funny)
But don't you have to upgrade to a hard drive in order to transmit it?
No such thing as "computer" virus (Score:2, Insightful)
*recurring decimals not shown
Re:No such thing as "computer" virus (Score:4, Informative)
I don't care what kind of disk you're booting, it has an MBR, and there might be a virus in it...
Re:No such thing as "computer" virus (Score:2)
You're right. (Score:2)
I wouldn't be surprised if MacOS had a disproportionately large # of virii written for it, compared to its market share. And they were always nasty to get rid of, IME.
Re:You're right. (Score:2)
you:
what part of 1988 do you consider "modern"? I know it's a vague description but when you were writing your comment and realised you couldn't put Mac OS X in your list, didn't you think that might be my point?
and just because security can never be perfect doesn't mean one imperfect OS is just as acceptable as any other imperfect OS.
MS needs to sort out its security. I hope MS's next OS isn't as much of a joke on release as XP. I won't use it but another Bl
Worm verses Virus (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Worm verses Virus (Score:2)
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Re:Worm verses Virus (Score:2, Insightful)
Because the "trojans" are those dump users who open and run every attachment the can get a hold on!
So what was your first? (Score:2)
Gee, Brain. What do you want to do tonight? (Score:5, Funny)
Scientific American (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Scientific American (Score:2)
Common denominator (Score:3, Insightful)
"Microsoft products!"
Well done, kids! You get an extra point today!
First _PC_ Virus (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elk_Cloner/ [wikipedia.org] e.g.
Happy Birthday! (Score:2)
It's just amazing (Score:3, Interesting)
I was SHOCKED at how many viruses came in - like 40, more than 1 per minute! That means that this mail server was getting some 1,500 crap emails for me every day.
Unbelievable...
I've just gotten used to never seeing viruses in my email - it's an incredible crapflood of this stuff out there.
My First Virus (Score:2, Interesting)
Dana
PC virus mentioned in 1984/85 (Score:3, Informative)
Anyway, having written quite a bit of asm code, I had no problems accepting the possibility, so for fun I decided to write a sort of vaccine:
Simply a small program that took a digitial signature of every executable piece of code (boot blocks,
Afterwards I could simply put in this floppy and reboot, whereupon the same program would compare the current signatures with those saved on the floppy.
The problem was to keep the original list updated each time I wrote a new program.
Terje
Re:PC virus mentioned in 1984/85 (Score:3, Interesting)
Also remember the times when it was universally accepted that a virus could only spread via bootblocks and programs, and not via datafiles. Datafiles were not code so they never could get executed.
This was first defeated by our friends at M$ who decided it was a good idea to have a macrolanguage in wordprocessor documents.
OK, we had to adjust the abovementioned truth only a little bit, because such a document really is a pr
No, THIS is the first computer virus. (Score:5, Informative)
I remember... (Score:2, Interesting)
Nowadays the virus are mostly mail-related, so you get annoyed by other people's virus all the time. Sad.
SCA (Score:4, Interesting)
The only real problem with it was commercial games used the 4k bootsector on the floppy to bootstrap their copy protected loaders in, and it used to overwrite these.
We managed to keep the spread down to a minimum by use of a cunning device known as a "write protect tab". That is once we had virus checked a disk, it was write protected and that was that, since joe average could not afford a hard disk back then and the amiga ran out of its roms anything memory resident just went when the power was pulled...
Re:SCA (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes, I was going to post about SCA [wikipedia.org]. I very nearly crapped myself when I first saw the "Something wonderful has happened" message.
The little bastard used to reside in RAM between warm reboots, and only manifested itself on every 15th boot, so you never knew quite when or where it was going to strike.
Pretty cool though, in hindsight!
One notable omission from the article.. (Score:3, Interesting)
Worms were there first (Score:4, Informative)
"The first implementation of a worm was by two researchers at Xerox PARC in 1978. The authors, John Shoch and Jon Hupp, originally designed the worm to find idle processors on the network and assign them tasks, sharing the processing and so improving the whole network efficiency."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_worm [wikipedia.org]
Not only was it a "network aware" worm, but also a rootkit and a crude "grid" implementation.
If it wasn't for the I LOVE YOU virus.... (Score:3, Funny)
This virus taught me that no warning will stop humans from investigating urequited love notes from their office coworkers.
re: 20 Years of Computer Viruses (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This is year 12 of me using Linux (Score:3, Informative)
The only other virus to penetrate my defences was stoned.angelina [symantec.com], back in the DOS days. Don't think I even had a virus scanner back then.
Re:This is year 12 of me using Linux (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is year 12 of me using Linux (Score:4, Informative)
Plus 4 years of DOS before that.
Re:This is year 12 of me using Linux (Score:3, Insightful)
This is year 22 of me using a Microsoft OS...virus free.
The most important component for virus protection is the one sitting between the chair and the keyboard. Everything else (including OS choice) is largely irrelevant.
Re:STONED virus (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:STONED virus (Score:3, Informative)
On meeting the guy, did you chuck him in the nearest river? Because that would have been the only meeting that loon would have been a good time for me. The stoned virus very nearly wiped out my A-Level computing project (UK exams taken at 18) and nearly got me banned from the lab as well. Had I not had an ST with some fairly nice sector copying programs, I would have lost everything with a week to go, and so my University chan
Angry flower (Score:4, Insightful)
THE CONTRACTED FORM OF "IT IS" IS _NOT_ ITS!
It is = it's. You should learn this before correcting others with dictionary definitions.