U.S. Military's Hackers 419
definate writes "Wired is running a story on the Joint Functional Component Command for Network Warfare, or JFCCNW. A multimillion dollar military task force used to attack the electronic infrastructure of their opponents."
Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
From the article:
"JFCCNW"??? That's a terrible acronym! That's the worst thing I've heard since PCMCIA!
How about something a bit more catchy, like the League of Enduring Electronic Technicians? Or perhaps the Paramilitary Worldwide Network of Electronic Defenders?
Let's help out our country...please post your suggestions for acronyms below.
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
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They're French?? I thought they were American!
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Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:4, Funny)
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You hear that wooshing sound? That was...ah, nevermind, go and get your coffee
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
Outside sources... (Score:5, Funny)
WTF?.. WTF?...
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
With the following divisions:
Middle East
Internal Technology
Oversea's Fighting Force
and of course, where do they train....
Yahoo Operations University
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:3, Informative)
My understanding is that officers are usually tasked with creating acronyms for the projects they are responsible for. This would be in keeping with the fact that they have to do all the documentation and write ups on it. Now, we're living in a politically correct world where you don't want someone twisting your acronym up and side-banding your project with potty humor. And you sure as hell don't w
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:4, Informative)
Acronym - a new word or pronounceable and hence memorable name coined from the first or first few letters or parts of a phrase or compound term (HUD for Housing and Urban Development).
About all JFCCNW does is take the first letter from a bunch of words. It is certainly not pronouncable, nor is it particularly memorable.
Not only are your acronym's funnier, but they are actually acronyms.
Or maybe this is pronounced Jiff-canoe ('jif? - k&-'nü)
Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. (Score:5, Funny)
National Electronic Research and Defense Service
Mod parent down-malicious code in sig (Score:5, Informative)
Mod him down. Script Kiddie deserves no Karma.
army's new slogan (Score:5, Funny)
Restrictions? (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Restrictions? (Score:2)
Or, not.
Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:5, Insightful)
IOW, folks in the Echelons Beyond Reality love the idea of Matrix-style hacking of an enemy network because it's sexy and cool (even though they probably have no idea what real hacking entails) and aren't interested in the boring old-fashioned business of securing our own networks from attack. Okay, guys, here's a quick quiz: of the following possible combatants, which one has the most to lose in the event of an enemy hacker penetrating its computer security?
a) al-Qaeda
b) China
c) the United States
d) North Korea
Think fast!
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:5, Funny)
a) al-Qaeda
Are you kidding? The Bush administration's attention to details like computer security is EXACTLY why we caught Bin Laden!
Oh, wait.
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:2, Insightful)
a) al-Qaeda
b) China
c) the United States
d) North Korea
Um, I'm going to guess it's not A) al-Qaeda - because they have a truly distributed net and could care less.
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:3, Insightful)
Verton said the unit's capabilities are highly classified, but he believes they can destroy networks and penetrate enemy computers to steal or manipulate data. He said they may also be able to set loose a worm to take down command-and-control systems so the enemy is unable to communicate and direct ground forces, or fire surface-to-air missiles, for example.
Pure poppycock, IMHO. Most armies infrastr
The best defense (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:The best defense (Score:4, Insightful)
Ummm, yes (Score:5, Insightful)
BTW, the best defense against a cruise missile is a net, placed in the flight path. Of course, first you've got to know the flight path.
Re:The best defense (Score:5, Interesting)
On the other hand, professional military people are inherently biased toward offense, not merely because of their training, but because they tend to be aggressive people by nature (self-selection.) Sometimes this has caused them to serve there countries poorly. Two examples will suffice:
1) Convoy
Britain learned by bitter experience during the 16th through 18th centuries that the surest way to reduce shipping loses due to enemy action was convoy. Convoy was effective even when there were no escorts! Yet by the advent of the first world war, this knowledge was somehow forgotten or neglected. Individual captains with fast ships did not want to participate in slow convoys which they believed would make them more vulnerable. The navy approved of this view because they preferred to spend their resources actively, in a futile scouring of the endless seas, rather than passively, in protecting what was really important. Merchantmen were allowed their freedom, and the result was nearly disasterous: the U-boat campaign of the first world war came much closer to starving Britain than did that of the second. The situation was only retrieved by implementing convoy.
2) Battlecruisers
A famous example of "offense is the best defense" gone wrong. The idea of a battlecruiser was a ship with the armament of a battleship but the speed of a cruiser, maximizing the tactical qualities of movement and firepower. As this was achieved by reducing armour, the resulting ship was cheaper as well! It was a very popular idea with the naval theorists. But the battleship was a system, in which guns and armour functioned together. As Jutland demonstrated incontrovertibly, a battlecruiser could not survive in an environment with battleships, but it was not as useful for screening fleets as the several smaller cruisers it replaced.
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:3, Insightful)
I take it you haven't audited any chinese or north korean infrastructure lately, instead opting for the "America is everything" approach.
If you want to play games -- China, arguably, has the most to lose, in terms of both military and industrial attacks.
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:5, Interesting)
Regards,
Steve
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:5, Insightful)
What is the economic impact of hacking a nations power grid and bringing it down? Crashing the process control on oil and other chemical refineries. With the correct techniques you can bring down the power grid, the phone system, cause toxic chemical releases.... the list goes on and on.
In economies where most process control is now digital and the in place protection for such SCADA networks rely on security through obscurity, the ability to bring a nations economy to ruins is not far fetched.....
Think bigger!
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Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:3, Interesting)
You have to bounce from outside a corporate LAN to into the corporate LAN and from there onto the SCADA LAN.
It is possible........ I speak from personal experience.
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:2)
Pretty scary...
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm not sure how able this special unity will be at disabling the said infrastructures, but assuming that it could I can surel
Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:2)
How do you attack an adversary that relies on donkeys and handwritten notes for communication?
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Re:Revealing (and scary) line from TFA (Score:3, Interesting)
The entirety of Terrorist networks is based on communication. They HAVE no structure otherwise. If you take away their ability to communicate, they lose the entire system in one fell swoop.
So, if you hack the system that stores the GPS coordinates and communication methods for contacting the Osama bin Laden's of the group, you destroy the entire organization. If you're measuring "most to lose" by which group is entirely routed out, the answer is always goi
Script Kiddies in Uniform (Score:3, Informative)
From TFA:"There are some tremendous questions being raised about this," said Dietz. "On whether they (JFCCNW) have the legal mandate or the authority to shut these sites down with a defacement or a denial-of-service attack."
According to TFA, the main task of JFCCNW is to bring down websites [mithuro.com] that don't portray America in good light.
It is going to be more of a PR-damage limitation excercise than anything else. And a good way to spend millions of taxpayer money.
Re:Script Kiddies in Uniform (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't think you'd want these people using all of their resources to attack your network. Script kiddies, they're not.
And a good way to spend millions of taxpayer money.
Yup, because the bad guys are doing exactly the same thing. And you'll never have a better bunch of people to work on countering that sort of stuff than the people who have done a stint entirely focused on causing damage elsewhere. Who would you want taking a new job working on infrastructure protection: the kid right out of IT school, or the guy who's been working without any distraction or budget tightwaddedness who's just spent the last two years thinking up every way he can to crack and damage networks, content, databases, and more?
This should have been obvious (Score:3, Interesting)
I'm guessing that they are mostly civilians working for the NSA and CIA with close ties to the military. I'm saying mostly civilian, as the military doesn't usually attract people with multiple degrees in advanced technical subjects. They will work closely with the teams, t
Re:Script Kiddies in Uniform (Score:5, Funny)
Sarge, I Wanna Hack! HACK!! HA-A-A-A-CK!!! (Score:5, Funny)
But back home in the 21st Century, am I the only one who sees this as a better-than-average recruiting effort on the part of the U.S. Army (at a time when their falling shy of their recruitment goals)? I'm guessing they are hoping scenes like this play out at recruitment stations across the fruited plain:
Wired Reader: "Um, I read how, like, the army is hiring and training all these 733t Uber-hax00rs to, like, simply own terrorist websites and shit...?"
Recruiting Officer: "Yup. Sign here."
WR: "So, like, do we get to wear baggy camo pants and high boots and put our hats on backward and shit...?"
RO: "Sure. Sign here."
WR: "Umm, so, does our brigade or garrison or whatever have, like, our own kewl insignia, like a fist holding lightning bolts or some rad shit like that...?"
RO: "Uh huh. Sign here."
WR: "What are we called, like, the '81st Cybernetic,' or the 'Electric Underground' or some cool shit like that...?"
RO: "Something like that. Sign here."
WR: "And I get to carry a gun?"
RO: "Oh, Yes. And we give you free bullets and coffee. Sign here."
WR: "Free Coffee?! D00d, I'm, like, so-o-o-o-o there! Where do I sign?"
RO (smiling): "Here, son. Sign right here."
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Re:Script Kiddies in Uniform (Score:2, Interesting)
Actually, that's your paranoid, Orwellian interpretation of the article. Here is some actual text from TFA:
(Regarding the public execution of Nick Berg)
"The debate focused on whether the United States should shut down a website as soon as it posts such brutality.
"There are some tremendous questions being raised about this," said Dietz. "On whether they (JFCCNW) have the legal mandate or
Once again (Score:2)
article correction (Score:5, Funny)
looks like www.jfccnw.mil is offline
Primary tatic (Score:5, Funny)
My name is Akmar and I have just inherited $3 million, but it is stuck in a US bank account....
Bring down your enemy (Score:5, Funny)
Masterful...
I can see the recruitment ads now... (Score:5, Funny)
J01n t3h 4RmY! T1s 133t!
Not anymore... (Score:2, Funny)
Not anymore
SAMs? (Score:5, Interesting)
These things are connected to the internet?
Re:SAMs? (Score:2)
Indeed. The article was a bit too Dan Brown really.
Re:SAMs? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:SAMs? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:SAMs? (Score:2)
Re:SAMs? (Score:2)
But IANAG (I Am Not A General).
Re:SAMs? (Score:3, Funny)
These things are connected to the internet?
isn't everything? I know I connect our bluegene supercomputer to the regular net. of course beta testing Windows for High performace computing, I got a virus which turned it into a massive spam relay.
Do yo know how much spam you can send with a pair a t-3's the world's fastest supercomputer?
Not neccessarily THROUGH the Internet (Score:3, Interesting)
So it's a good bet these guys aren't just sitting at a desk playing nethack. Some of them are probably special-ops types with additional computer training. I can
Re:SAMs? or Coke machines and printers oh my ... (Score:5, Funny)
TERRIST B: "My morale lies in tatters on the open road, for without the crisp cool taste of Coca Cola I cannot plot these evil acts."
Really? (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re:Really? (Score:3, Informative)
isolated from the web? from the *web*? You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Do you?
Re:Really? (Score:2)
Beware the automatic assumption (Score:2)
Slashdot them... (Score:5, Funny)
We gotta protect you from IDEAS! (Score:5, Interesting)
Coming soon - non-Evangelical-Republican == Terrorist.
Re:We gotta protect you from IDEAS! (Score:3, Insightful)
Mission creep is the normal tendency of agencies assigned to protect us, especially given an opportunity to dress it up in moralizing sanctimony.
We're certainly ones to talk, the way we flood the planet with games and movies about violent and bloody vengance, or just
Ooh! (Score:3, Funny)
National insecurity & militarization of the ne (Score:4, Interesting)
Perhaps the day will come when the government deploys
US Military hackers... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:US Military hackers... (Score:2)
Well, at least we won't be training future spammers.
I hope.
Great (Score:4, Funny)
Joint...? that sounds bound for failure (Score:4, Insightful)
NSA is a joint coperation (Score:2)
So is NRO.
aybabtu (Score:3, Insightful)
Man what a painful acronym, however it's being disregarded for most of the article and replaced with :
Computer Network Attack, or as some military personnel refer to it, CNA. "I've got to tell you we spend more time on the computer network attack business than we do on computer network defence because so many people at very high levels are interested," said former CNA commander, Air Force Maj. Gen. John Bradley
Which is funny since the DoD was targeted:
last year nearly 75,000 times with intrusion attempts.
So what do they really have as a mission for this group?
Verton said the unit's capabilities are highly classified, but he believes they can destroy networks and penetrate enemy computers to steal or manipulate data.
Nice, a govt funded agency with little regard for the institutions it's supposed to protect (free speech and due process) or other nations sovereignty and the apparent mission plan of 13 year old script kiddies everywhere. Where's the story?
The Hearing (Score:2, Informative)
This group uses PowerBooks (Score:4, Interesting)
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Real Genius meets Full Metal Jacket (Score:2, Funny)
"In simple terms and sans any military jargon, the unit could best be described as the world's most formidable hacker posse. Ever.
I've got a picture of R. Lee Ermey giving somebody shit for going into army 'hacking'...
"Hacker core?! You gotta be shitting me private! You're not a geek, you're a killer!! "
As for "most formidable", I wonder how often it comes down to "join us, or be labeled a terrorist
Linux (Score:2, Insightful)
Anyway, if people wanted peace, why do we have (need?) a military?
DDOS (Score:2)
The real threat.... (Score:5, Informative)
What is the impact of crashing an enemy's powersytem? A catastrophic crash of a power grid with actual physical damage to the grid is not beyond the realm of possibility. How many billions of $$$$ a day could be lost by such an attack on the US? If an enemy brings down even a small part of the grid it can cascade and bring down the whole shooting match.
Other scary possibilities..... hack the SCADA control system of a nasty chemical plant. Release a toxic gas cloud and kill thousands to hundreds of thousands of people. Hack a number of oil refineries and knock them out of production. Watch what that does to the price of doing business.
Most of the admins on such systems will tell you that the systems have no external links.... but when you ask them if there is a DB from the SCADA LAN that communicates with the coprporate LAN, well every admin and security guru that I have asked that question of, has admitted that such a DB exists. And where such a communication path exists then it can be exploited.
The next globalr war, if it ever happens, will start with a wave of pre-emptive infastructure hacks.
The Hardest Part (Score:5, Insightful)
Fortunately not al the duty stations are in Nebraska, and not every hacker (used in the best sense of the word) fits the stereotypes. Its not like the movies.
There is one other source they forgot:
Contractors. Look at the big DoD contract companies, and look at the IT openings they have. Northrop Grumman (includes the old TRW people), Raytheon (includes the old Hughes people), Lockheed-Martin, Ball Aerospace (Satellite/comms guys), Titan, and a pile of smaller lesser known companies. Look at what they are hiring for. These are the only relatively secure IT jobs left in the US that are not under threat of being outsourced overseas.
Plenty of work if you can qualify for the security aspects and dont mind being reinvestigated and strapped to a polygraph every few years, on top of other voluntary restrictions you put on your freedoms in exchange for the security clearance (i.e. give up the recreational/illegal drugs, give up drinking to excess, give up gambling, and give up many of the vices the fringe of hackerdom has).
Re:The Hardest Part (Score:4, Interesting)
As a contractor living and working at Offutt AFB in Nebraska, this is by far the hardest part. If you can obtain a security clearance for some of the top level accesses, you are almost guaranteed a job especially for things such as this. Defense companies will pay top dollar for those people that have/can obtain clearances and will pay huge referral bonuses if you can refer friends to jump on board as well (up to $10,000 depending on that person's clearance).
I was lucky enough that I was able to intern with a Defense contractor in Nebraska who paid for all my clearances, my schooling and once I graduated I was offered and accepted a full time position.
The only downside is that your work is based on contracts. Many Defense contractor companies have high turnovers rates because their employees will jump on with the company that is either prime or a sub-contractor on a specific contract.
Top Secret? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Top Secret? (Score:4, Interesting)
Personally I'm more inclined ot believe the story told by a former member of the British SAS in the book Bravo Two Zero [amazon.com]. It describes how SAS teams were sent into Iraq in the days before the war started. Their mission was to identify and destroy communications lines. The Iraqi's realized that radio could be intercepted so they relied on land-lines quite a bit. So destroy the land-lines and your command & control infrastructure is screwed.
I wonder if these were the guys... (Score:5, Insightful)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030327/152/dwem2.html/ [yahoo.com]
little fact, lots of speculation (Score:2)
Hell, CNA also stands for Computer Network Assurance so I wouldn't be supprised if they're getting their wires crossed a bit (no pun intended).
As for the comments about more offense than defense, I wonder if this is because defense is probably done within programs moreso than offense.
Just my 2c.
Beware the assumption that network means (Score:5, Insightful)
Mister Anderson... (Score:3, Funny)
What about the USAF Information Warfare Battlelab? (Score:2)
Culture clash? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'm not just talking about the physical fitness stuff, I mean that most hackers seem to want to "screw with the system" a little. Maybe it comes from the same urge to reverse-engineer stuff, but the hackers I've seen tend to dislike bueracracy and "keeping your head down" to not stick out, which are things the military seems to have a lot of.
There are a couple of ex-mil. guys in my LUG, but they're the 'resposible sysadmin/programmer', with maybe a touch of BOFH syndrome.
I wonder if the military is recruiting hackers directly, or training their own people to be hackers?
Fatal flaw (Score:5, Funny)
SlashCommand (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:JFCCNW (Score:2)
Lets see... Agents from $SOMEWHERE_EVIL discover that at least one member of this team reads Slashdot! Information they could have guessed has leaked into their hands! Some sort of terrorist incident will happen because of it!
Re:JFCCNW (Score:2)
Re:just goes to show (Score:3, Insightful)
"HA! That proves it!".
Every government on the planet is rotten. They all act the same. Think of businesses with no accountability except that which they're willing to suffer. Unlike businessess, where if they're all wrong they're all right, governments just say,
"We're right. Disagree and you might limp away marginalized. Piss us off and we'll shoot yo