PA Sues Online 'University' For Spamming 313
CousinLarry writes "Online 'university' Trinity Southern University (Google cache of disabled site homepage) has been sued by the state of Pennsylvania." Besides spamming, this self-described school has, as another reader points out, "awarded an MBA to a cat owned by an undercover Pennsylvania deputy attorney general." I bet my cat could get a PhD.
You insensitive clod (Score:4, Funny)
Re:You insensitive clod (Score:5, Funny)
More [uchicago.edu] about the second author of that paper (scroll down to "Hetherington and Willard article)
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Re:You insensitive clod (Score:2)
You must not know too many cats... (Score:2)
Or possibly you do know too many fresh college grads!
I mean really, cats? Work ethic? Call me a speciesist (specist?), but I only hire Ph.D. carrying dogs.
Ralph (Score:3, Funny)
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
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Smart Cat (Score:5, Funny)
Headline (Score:3, Funny)
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Well, almost. He did fail TCP/IP.
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Real Victim (Score:5, Insightful)
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Fake online universities put up all sorts of fake stuff on the web to try to give the impression of legitimacy. I'm not aware of a list of "real" universities to check credentials against, and this tactic implies that a simple google search might not be all that helpful. (Putting up a page saying "this university is fake" doesn't fix the problem; they have tons and tons of names.)
Lea
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MIT is very much accredited [mit.edu]. "Everybody knows they're just fine" is not nearly enough to continue in business, not least because neither the federal government nor any state will extend grants or loans to students attending institutions that are not accredited by a recognized governing body. No accreditation = no $$$$, period. Recognized accreditation commissions are organized regionally in the United
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Its quite clear that people in the UK don't understand the concept of majors and minors.
A major is your field of study. If you attend a university you will work in the department associated with your major for most of the time you are there. A minor is entirely voluntary. You can choose to take additional courses in another field, related or unrelated and receive a minor. minors (or concentrations) have much simpler requirements and are meant to broaden your study should you choose to.
for instance,
Re:Real Victim (Score:2)
took me a while to figure this out... good catch... obviously I missed that.
funniest correction ever.
You forgot some victims... (Score:4, Funny)
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Not really. I've never known anyone to take online classes, nor have I looked at them, but when seeing stuff like TV ads for "Phoenix University Online", I would not put too much credibility for someone that "went" there.
College has little to do with learning or grades, its a rite of passage, and a general skills game for things like problem solving, meeting deadlines, communication, etc. Very few of
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They had other problems: (Score:3, Funny)
Can't artists get degrees? (Score:2)
If You Must (Score:2)
Carry on.
Virg
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Spam? (Score:2)
Of course, just for sending spam they should be closed, burn in hell, pay millons to each spammed victim and so on, but i see a better irony in my previous concern.
Why is anyone surprised??? (Score:5, Funny)
From the article:
Besides spamming, this self-described school has, as another reader points out, "awarded an MBA to a cat owned by an undercover Pennsylvania deputy attorney general."
Thereby reducing the average IQ of cats, while greatly increasing that of MBAs.
Re:Why is anyone surprised??? (Score:5, Informative)
Thereby reducing the average IQ of cats, while greatly increasing that of MBAs.
The poster is alluding to a quote by Mark Twain:
More Twain quotes on cats here [twainquotes.com].
Re:Why is anyone surprised??? (Score:2)
"New Zealanders are mostly comfortable with their larger neighbor, Australia, although jokes fly in both directions. The late Prime Minister Robert Muldoon once was heckled that he had ruined the economy so badly that most New Zealanders were migrating to Australia. "They are merely raising the average IQ levels in both countries," he shot back."
The real criminal (Score:2, Insightful)
Trinity is the victim of fraud. Not that they appear to work very hard to avoid it, but why is the DAG working so hard to entrap them?
Ummm, not so much (Score:2)
The point is that they clearly issue degrees with no actualy check of skills.
What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:3, Insightful)
As for employees most don't worry about it. Thier is a set of books which they use, they look up the school and can check who it is a accedited by and dates. The human resource department does this, at the same time it is verifing that the person actually graduated.
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
(Also referencing this post [slashdot.org]).
I could understand if you were checking on high schools (does Arco, ID have a Butte County High School [idahosports.com], and are they really the Butte Pirates?? [holyducttape.com]), but colleges and universities?
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
-- Rev. Dr. C.S. Bruce, BSc(CS), MSc(SC), PhD[CS], MBA, PhD[Psyc], PhD[Theol]
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
Do they have fake military accreditations? I'd love to get a "Arm-ch. Gen." title.
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2, Informative)
Does what you're proposing sound *efficient* to you? Who do you think would pay for that certification? The student who becomes a worker. Why? because either the school pays for it directly (which filters down, with a surcharge, to the student), the student pays for it directly, or the employer pays for it directly (which filters down, in the form of it costing more to hire the student, thus the student is wort
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:4, Insightful)
With your great education have you even looked at education beyond your own borders? Do you think other governments aren't capable of recognising the place for rewarding success? Do you think governments are incapable of intervening when they see failure?
In the UK there's no obligation to go to your local school, you can pick any as long as you have the grades to get accepted - and others in Europe can pick one of our universities too. Yet in the US if you don't have the necessary cash you may well be forced to stay in state and go to a local school rather than explore the best that should be available to your academic ability.
I would still take a mediocre private education over the best our Government can offer, thanks.
Ever head of Oxford, Cambridge, LSE, Glasgow, Edinburgh? If your government can't offer better perhaps it's time you elect a new government? Free market education determines that access is based as much on wealth as it is on academic ability. That's plain wrong.
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
Common misconception (Score:2)
If you have the grades you can go to pretty much any school in the US you want to (ignoring a few single sex schools and the like). If they admit you, you can afford to go.
Our financial aid system works different (different, not better or worse, there are too many downsides to all systems to make a comparison) from yours. Here you get grants if you are poor or a "minority". Above that, you can get loans for the full amount of the tuition bill. Most students and any school are getting some form of fin
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:3, Insightful)
It harms the reputation of ALL online schools, and American schools in general. If a person is born poor, and works his ass off to go to a good school that he can afford...one that isn't well known...then that school is much more likely to be dismissed as worthless by a prospective employer now.
The point isn't that the people who started this online "school" might (since its only "might") go to prison, the point is that the damage is already done, and for every one of these you remove, a
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:4, Informative)
Well, the most recent PISA study [oecd.org] pretty much debunks your argument.
While the godless, pinko, commie, socialist, anti-american, linux-using Finns with their wicked socialist public school system came ahead just of about everybody, students from the free enterprise, privatized great nation of the US of A didn't look too well.
Get a clue!
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
Let's run full sprint into your personal educational holy land. We get rid of all property taxes that fund public schools, distributing the money back to the taxpayer so that they can choose a school for their children to attend.
Of course, this means that with a renewed interest in private education the cost of private education will go down, well within the reach of most middle class families.
The lower classes, however, w
Re:What happens when you don't force accreditation (Score:2)
Um, I believe the word is accredited...
Better mirror (Score:5, Informative)
Has Timothy(or the submitter) never heard of The Internet Archive [archive.org]?
You can actually look at the pictures, too.
Re:Better mirror (Score:2)
I'm not saying I know the particulars of the situation, but if I submitted it, this would be my method too.
Cheers,
-s.
I don't understand (Score:3, Insightful)
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there is a guy that used to work here that did get his MBA from a degree mill... he paid $1500.00 for it and had it in 12 days.
he used it to get into this place, HR is typically stupid and will only hire people with degrees, he had over 20 years of experience in his field but no degree, hell he was better than the MBA's here.
over the 5 years I worked with him we became friends and he confided in me this fact.
he left here over
Re:I don't understand (Score:2)
I disagree that getting a degree does not "way" ("say"?) anything about a person's abilities. It says they are capable of learning. It says they can get the work done when needed. It says they can perform under pressure. It says they are dedicated, committed, and organize
Re:I don't understand (Score:2)
One in particular, spent the first 2 years completely drunk. Daddy was rich, and he bought most of his grades through cheating. I remember him turning in an essay in the same class I was in and I knew for a fact he did not work on it.
many people tried ratting on him, it never went far.
Sad part is that he is a Regional VP for a large communications company now.
I have seen more people slide their way through college in a way that would normally get them fir
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As well as legitimate degree-holders from any school whose name isn't deeply ingrained in the public consciouness as legitimate. Sure, everyone knows a degree from "the University of Pennsylvania" is legit. But what about "Pennsylvania Polytechnical College"? Or "Pennsylvania Institute of Technology"? Hint: I made up one of the latter two.
it'll be pretty obvious once they start fucking up their job royally because they d
uce@ftc.gov (Score:5, Interesting)
I wouldn't mind so much if:
* Getting a college degree at any level weren't so much work
* Getting a college degree at any level didn't cost so much
* There weren't so many underprivileged highly intelligent people who never get college degrees because they can't afford it or are under the impression that they can't get financial aid
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Re:from the can-they-get-to-university-of-phoenix- (Score:2)
I think the UoP annoys people because it has so many ads online. It is also a favourite study location for PHBs.
My old boss did an MS there, and the course looked pretty good. It was "Information Management", which is not quite computer science, but the CS parts looked OK to me.
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the sad part is that it costs you MORE than a midlevel real college.
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Cat with an MBA (Score:5, Funny)
Expect everyone else to do the hard work
Fuck things up and cause damage through boredom
Demand the best of everything without being willing to work for it
Boss people around
Fly into fits of rage
Have short attention spans
Spend 21 hours a day resting
Is there any reason a cat shouldn't have an MBA?
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Dr. Katz (Score:2, Funny)
Well, as per the article, if your cat has a spare $499 it's his. Unless the PA DA gets to the "online university" first. Mind you, $499 buys a lot of tuna steak
You can almost hear Alton Poe, the Vice Chancellor, kicking himself for awarding that degree
Re:Dr. Katz (Score:2)
But, like any degree, it's an investment that brings you greater future earnings. So if you forego a little tuna steak now, you'll be able to afford a lot later.
And here's where you can give them your money (Score:2)
Get your degree now! [216.239.59.104]
Odd (Score:2)
Not all distance learning is a scam (Score:5, Interesting)
Here in the UK The Open University [open.ac.uk] has been providing fully accredited distance learning since the early 70's.
I went to a brick and mortar Uni myself, but have worked with several graduates of such institutions, both in the banking and academic worlds (I'm a banker and part time visiting lecturer at a local Uni), and they were fine; like most things, you get out of it what you put into it.
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Re:Not all distance learning is a scam (Score:2, Interesting)
Without it, I wouldn't have been able to go back to school and earn a degree ; I'
You TRULY insensitive clod! (Score:3, Funny)
I really am pursuing an MBA!
-- Anonymous Meoward
Re:You TRULY insensitive clod! (Score:2)
You mean purrrrsuing an MBA...
Re:You TRULY insensitive clod! (Score:2)
Or actually purring ans suing...
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New name (Score:3, Funny)
SCO, RIAA, and the MPAA may be in trouble.
We found the source of the lawyers!
Our Village Hall Needs that Cat! (Score:2, Interesting)
Three years later, he has returned to Arkansas (thankfully!), but has taken with him $45,000 in severance pay. His computer remains at the state Bureau of Criminal Investigation, the rumor being it may contain child porn.
And the Village has a new $100k street sweeper
Re:Our Village Hall Needs that Cat! (Score:2)
Perhaps a thing for this Doctorow ... (Score:2)
Homeland security honcha has phony PhD
A senior technical official in the Homeland Security Department has a phony Ph.D. from a diploma mill. I'm thinking that I'd like to get one of these and join my parents (Dr. and Dr. Doctorow) as Dr. Doctorow, Jr.
(here) [boingboing.net]
No, no further remark.
CC.
Heh. (Score:2, Informative)
Good (Score:2)
Well, if Dubya could get one... (Score:3, Funny)
And I wish this to be moderated as '-1: D'uh!'
Thank you.
what is needed is... (Score:2)
Particularly in various fields where having qualifications is important.
Just have some simple rules about what an institution must do in order to be able to legally issue degrees and stuff.
Although most of the phony degree scams I have seen tend to be for crappy degrees anyway.
Gillian Mckeith (Score:3, Interesting)
The Guardian's point was that millions of people were buying this book under the impression she was an accredited doctor, when in fact she was nothing of the sort. However good her advice may have been, she was still misleading the public over her credentials... see http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscience/story/0
In a similar theme, the journalist in question got his cat a "nutrationalist specialist" certificate...
The vics? (Score:2)
Ummm no.. sorry but Penn State and the others with open mailservers are not the vics in this case. If you are stupid enough to run an open relay mail server you deserve what you get... (which I woul
New bumper sticker... (Score:3, Funny)
"Perspective students" geez (Score:2)
Only If... (Score:2)
Only if you forget to scoop the litter box (hint: PHD = 'Piled Higher and Deeper')
believe it or not (Score:2)
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Re:Which is smarter? (Score:4, Funny)
Which is smarter, cats or dogs?
Well, the cat earned an MBA so I'm putting my money on dogs.
Depends on what you expect from one (Score:5, Insightful)
Some people seem to like the unconditional obedience of an animal hard-coded to obey the pack leader. Even if the "pack leader" is a human.
In that case it's "Bowser is soo smart. He comes here when I call him!" And typically also "bah, cats are dumb/evil/etc because they can't be bothered to obey."
Some of us, on the other hand, have no need for basically a biological Tamagochi hard-wired to obey.
We like a cat precisely _because_ it's independent and doesn't need a "master". Cats are not pack animals, so they really have neither a "master", nor "servants" or "staff". You may be a cat's room mate, or friend, or a danger to be avoided, or (in rare cases) even an enemy. Either way, you can know that it's the cat's genuine assessment of you, and not some hard-wired reflex kicking in.
So we tend to generalize and anthropomorphise the other way around. "Yay, Fluffy is so smart because she can think for herself and doesn't need a master." And conversely "Dogs are complete retards for _needing_ to be someone's slave."
In reality, both points of view are false and based on false premises.
An animal's intelligence is what helps it stay alive in its natural environment, _not_ how well it fits your emotional need. In that aspect, both felines and dogs/wolves are "smart", just in different ways.
Wolves have perfected survival by hunting larger prey in packs, so teamwork and having a pack leader is essential. A lone wolf can't kill, say, a deer, so acting as a pack is what their very survival depends on. So for the pack to work, the animals are basically hard-wired to follow and obey the leader. It's a survival trait.
Felines on the other hand, with some exceptions (e.g., lions), live on prey they can kill one-on-one. Not only they don't need a pack to hunt, and not only there isn't enough meat on their prey to feed a whole pack, but a pack would also get in the way of stealth. If you've watched a cat hunt a mouse, you've noticed that it relies on not being seen until it gets within relatively short range. Trying to do that as a whole pack of cats, would just dramatically increase the chances of being detected early.
Hence, for cats the survival trait was to _not_ follow someone else.
Both approaches work, so they're both intelligent.
obligatory smart-ass kid joke (Score:5, Funny)
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven question wrong.
Re:damnit! (Score:3, Funny)
Interestingly, your cat does have moderation points on Slashdot!
Re:Sounds like MIT (Score:2)
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